Akinator

@chorbotown, The Ice-Truck Killer drains the blood from his victims, freezes the bodies, and only then severs their limbs. It's clean and efficient, that's his psychological signature. Neil Perry, on the other hand, stuffs roadkill.

@chorbotown, Yeah! And turns 'em into fucked up fantasy shit.

@chorbotown, But the fantasies are all wrong! The guy we're looking for wouldn't turn dead dirty things into living cartoons, he'd find that pathetic.

@chorbotown, How do you know?

@chorbotown, Because it is pathetic.

@chorbotown, Deja de mirar mis carteles de verde, que son penosos TwT
Sí, me lo puso a huevo xD

@locaaa4e xDD, en serio pasó eso?

@chorbotown, No tan directo, pero sí jajaja

@locaaa4e xDD, pues vaya... T.T

@chorbotown, Well, I always knew it was there. I guess I just didn't think I deserved better – until I met you.

@chorbotown, I have a dark side, too. [Rita laughs] What? I do.

@chorbotown, Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. You're not like Paul; you don't hurt people.

@chorbotown, Innocent people. I don't hurt innocent people.

@chorbotown, I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

@chorbotown, Cute and funny. Let me guess, taken?

@chorbotown, Girlfriend.

@chorbotown, Lucky girl.

@chorbotown, Okay.

@chorbotown, I'm a serial killer. [pause] Oh God. That feels … so amazing to say out loud.

@chorbotown, Well, you must be letting go, 'cause I've never heard you make a joke before.

@chorbotown, I'm not joking; I kill people. Whoo. There it is again. [pause] You should try it. I know — your big bad wolf has racked up a tidy little death toll.

@chorbotown, Okay.

@chorbotown, I'm serious.

@chorbotown, Okay.

@chorbotown, She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there.

@chorbotown, Okay …

@chorbotown, What if there's an airborne toxin in here waiting to be released?

@chorbotown, I've got to wash my hands

@chorbotown, So gullible.

@chorbotown, Yes.

@chorbotown, Harry teach you that?

@chorbotown, He taught me a code. To survive.

@chorbotown, Like an … absurd avenger?

@chorbotown, That's not why I kill.

@chorbotown, You can be yourself around me. Who. Am. I?

@chorbotown, A killer. Without reason or regret. Free.

@chorbotown, You can be that way too.

@chorbotown, But the code …

@chorbotown, Dex! You don't have a code. Harry did. Now he's been dead ten years. You can't keep – keep him sitting on your shoulder like Jiminy Fucking Cricket! You need to embrace who you are now.

@chorbotown, I don't know who I am.

@chorbotown, 'Course you don't. You've been away from your family since you were three. But I'm here now. I can help you. We can take this journey together.

@chorbotown, I can't. Not Deb …

@chorbotown, No – no, don't say that.

@chorbotown, I'm very … fond of her.

@chorbotown, You can't be a killer and a hero. It doesn't work that way!

@chorbotown, Oops. You caught me.

@chorbotown, Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?

@chorbotown, The tits are right there.

@chorbotown, Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.

@chorbotown, Heads.

@chorbotown, I didn't flip yet!

@chorbotown, You said call it.

@chorbotown, Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.

@chorbotown, Wow... You're chipper

@chorbotown, Dexter, this … isn't about this morning, is it?

@chorbotown, No, no! I swear! This is about Deb. She had her first day at work today, and LaGuerta was kind of rough on her.

@chorbotown, Dexter, unlock the door.

@chorbotown, Hold on. [to Debra] Hold on!

@chorbotown, Dexter, come on! Dexter, open the fucking door!

@chorbotown, See, she's yelling at me now. Look, I'm no expert, but I think Deb could use some girl time tonight.

@chorbotown, Well, I won't lie. I'm a little disappointed. But, I know your heart's in the right place.

@chorbotown, Absolutely.

@chorbotown, Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just … walk right through it.

@chorbotown, Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.

@chorbotown, Are you shitting me?

@chorbotown, Hypothetical. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure that disposed bodies stay disposed?

@chorbotown, Tons of options. Everglades. Alligators. Pig farms. Sulphuric acid. Woodchipper. Incinerator. Hell, even meat pies.

@chorbotown, Actually, it's two.

@chorbotown, Actually, it's two.

@chorbotown, Uh-oh.

@chorbotown, Go to Hell!

@chorbotown, Okay. But, before we do that, ma'am, can I ask you a few questions?

@chorbotown, How many is a few?

@chorbotown, Uh, three. But one's a two-parter.

@chorbotown, Go away before I call the police!

@chorbotown, We are the fucking police!

@chorbotown, I ain't talking to no one with language like that!

@chorbotown, Let's look at the bright side.

@chorbotown, What bright side?

@chorbotown, Karmically, we're batting a thousand. There's something balancing about that kind of consistency.

@chorbotown, Thank you, father.

@chorbotown, I'm not sorry.

@chorbotown, You're still here.

@chorbotown, Never left.

@chorbotown, Yeah, you did. I killed you.

@chorbotown, No. You just took my life.

@chorbotown, So, how do I make you go away?

@chorbotown, Hm. Well, you could try doing what these people are doing.