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Veterano Nivel 2

puntos 46 | votos: 48
Curiosidades de la Musica #3 - God hate us all de Slayer salio a la venta el mismo dia que paso lo de las torres gemelas es decir, el 11 de septiembre del 2001
puntos 45 | votos: 47
Curiosidades de la Musica #1 - La primera vez que James Hetfield vio tocar a Cliff Burton en un bar creyo que era guitarrista por su gran forma de tocar.
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Luke, - soy Barney Stinson. Yo ya me he pasado al lado oscuro, creo que deberías de hacerlo tu también.
puntos 18 | votos: 20
Foo Fighters - O Green day ¿Quien os gusta más?
puntos 7 | votos: 7
¿Que se siente no ser amado? - Espero que nunca lo sientas. Espero que si llegas a amar a alguien, esa persona no te responda con odio. Espero que nunca sientas lo que es no ser amado por la persona que amas.

puntos 27 | votos: 27
Aerosmith - A ellos los describiría de muchas Maneras Mi banda Favorita Mi primera banda de Rock la Banda que tiene mi canción Favorita Bueno en fin el cartel es para ellos Gracias -Steven Tyler -Joe Perry -Joey Kramer -Tom Hamilton - Brad Whitford Por formar banda tan grandiosa
puntos 21 | votos: 21
Red Hot Chili Peppers - (1982- Presente) Solo gracias a Flea , Anthony Kiedis, John Frusciante y sus otros miembros en su Historia Larga vida a ellos por sus mas grandes obras Sus canciones
puntos 2 | votos: 2
This is just a tribute! - You gotta believe it!
puntos 23 | votos: 25
Vota por mí entonces - Mandenme su voto , envien un mensage privado a PRAMD con mi nombre (Huitzikiller), y les prometo que esto será cosa del pasado Trust me I´m the Doctor (para mayor información favor de comunicarse con PRMD)
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Juan Manuel Santos - Gracias presidente por tus discursos tu solo hablas y prometes pero no Actúas de Verdad Gracias ...

puntos 12 | votos: 12
Desmotiva - ver como destrozan su vida para poder olvidar las penas
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Guardiola - Dando oportunidades a los más jóvenes canteranos.
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Por estas cosas... - Odio las religiones ...
puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.
puntos 5 | votos: 7
De lo que haya pasado con... - El/Ella ...

puntos 8 | votos: 10
Carteles Tuenti o de Facebook - También están pase lo que pase ...
puntos 9 | votos: 13
WALT_K - a que no hay huevos a subir este cartel a la principal
puntos 22 | votos: 22
Odio cuando.. - Un velociraptor se come mis apuntes y me obliga a salir de fiesta
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Poker Face - ¿De estas 2 cual prefieres? Sé sincero ^^
puntos 4 | votos: 16
Oremos: - Frankie nuestro que estas en MCR santificados sean tus tattoos Vengan a nosotros tus piercings Hágase tu voluntad, Así en la tierra como en el desfile negro Danos nuestro Frerard de cada dia Perdona cuando nos reímos de tu enanez Como nosotras te perdonamos Quee seas tan lindo No nos dejes caer en el Pozo sin fondo Y libranos de la tentación de violarte AMEN

puntos 12 | votos: 12
Jimmy Hendrix - El conocimiento habla pero la sabiduría escucha
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Dave Grohl - Tienes que hacer las cosas que sientes que son correctas y, en ocasiones, debes arriesgarte
puntos 18 | votos: 20
Señores - Les presento a Ecuador
puntos 1719 | votos: 2057
Una buena ocasión - de jugarte una mala pasada
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Si somos lo que comemos - Los pitufos estan en peligro de extinciòn

puntos 25 | votos: 25
Gustavo Cerati - Un gran Músico pero desmotiva que ya lleve mas de un Año en coma y lo olviden ...
puntos 20 | votos: 22
Si hablas de Metal ... - Por que no mejor pones otra banda es que Enserio Metallica acaso es la única banda que hay!
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Claro que si, Campeones.... -
puntos 5 | votos: 7
Dios salve America!! - que pone en nuestra mesa cocacola y hamburguesas! DIOS SALVE AMERICA!!!! NI SUEÑES CON SOBREVIVIR!!!!!
puntos 21 | votos: 23
Sí, lo dejaria todo por ti.. -

puntos 40 | votos: 44
Si fueras un superhéroe - QUÉ PODER TENDRÍAS?
puntos 18 | votos: 18
Such a lonely day, - And its mine..
puntos 1265 | votos: 1383
Luke... - Me fui de vacaciones a hawaii...
puntos 12 | votos: 12
La Musica - es el arte más directo, entra por el oído y va al corazón.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
Tengo 40 amigos - ahora no estoy Forever Alone.

puntos 26 | votos: 26
La silicona pesa -
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Dave Grohl - y su Cambio con el tiempo ...
puntos 3 | votos: 3
Mi Amigo es Idiota ... - Tiene 13 Años y fumo todos los Días en su viaje a Canadá y le encontraron que había fumado ... y ahora no puede jugar los Sudamericanos de Basquetbol y dice que injusta es la Vida Pero el fue que decidió fumar sin ver consecuencias ...
puntos 14 | votos: 16
Por muchos Motivos ... - Yo dure con mas de 200 carteles en la cola sin Principal y no me queje y al fin tengo una es bastante molesto ver Verdes que tienen Máximo 10 carteles y se quejan por no llegar a la Principal ...
puntos 10 | votos: 14
POR QUE NO LLEGO A LA - PRINCIPAL ???

puntos 22 | votos: 22
Como odio - Que mi gato haga mejor Kung Fu que yo
puntos 68 | votos: 70
Como me ven - Como realmente estoy
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Si te molesta que al que Amas... - Te rechaza no te molestes el/ella Se lo pierde ...
puntos 21 | votos: 21
Motiva totalmente - Escuchar la mejor herencia musical que nos dejaron en los ultimos 40 años.
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Gracias a Desmotivaciones - mi Perspectiva sobre los Españoles cambio de no tan buena a la Mejor

puntos 14 | votos: 18
Gracias AC/DC - Hoy fue un día muy triste , estuve llorando pero después de escuchar 10 canciones de ellos Me motivaron el día y me sacaron una gran sonrisa
puntos 18 | votos: 18
Tengo la misma duda -
puntos 19 | votos: 21
Cuando tocamos el bajo - Como nos vemos Como nos ven
puntos 22 | votos: 24
Reuniones con tus amigos - Lo que esperas | Lo que pasa
puntos 5 | votos: 5
Haz tu jugada. - Debes mostrar tu realidad y asombrarás al final a todos aquellos que pretenden ser más Debes buscar cómo llegar a destruir la maldad a la ignorancia que pudo crear Gritales que lucharás por ser solo serás si vas por tu camino muestrales que tu verdad es ley y que su ley no es ya tu verdad Por ser así, te atacarán e intentarán destruir de cualquier forma a tu ideal Quizás también te acusarán por ser brujo y estar dando un mensaje subliminal Y tal vez, puedas por fin beber del agua que nos da solo la vida sonarán esas campanas que dentro de tí serán la libertad Aclárales que tu intención es solo ser como sos y que respeten tu condición Defenderás a la verdad no dejes que tus anhelos pasen por alto tu dignidad Gritales que lucharás por ser solo serás si vas por tu camino sonarán esas campanas que dentro de tí serán la libertad La libertad... la libertad... la libertad...


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