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GeekVeterano Nivel 3

puntos 1 | votos: 5
Tacones - Descripción gráfica
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Este mundo es una comedia - para quienes piensan y una tragedia para quienes sienten.
puntos 16 | votos: 16
El ser humano siempre tendrá - luz y oscuridad dentro de él. Puede tener de alguna más que de otra pero jamás podrá deshacerse por completo de ninguna
puntos 1 | votos: 7
Esta imagen - Puede desilusinar a miles de niños
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Motiva - que avenged sevenfold haya ganado:Best Live Band ,Most Dedicated Fans en los Revolver Golden Gods Awards 2012, y les digan punks sin talento

puntos 8 | votos: 10
¿Quieres la pelota? - ¡pues agarra estas dos!
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Que@te@den@ - No insulto a nadie e .e. Ahora enserio, aunque nos conocemos desde hace poco más de un mes, hemos hablado mucho que llevamos casi 1500 comentarios, sin contar todos los mensajes privados (con casi 1500 quedaos mejor e.e) Parece mentira que nos conociéramos en un cartel hablando de chuck norris xDD desde entonces siempre hablamos de tontadas y no se que haría si no estuvieras porque no hay otra persona en la tierra que este tan mal como para hablar conmigo D: Espero que sigamos mucho tiempo así, hasta agotar todas las tontadas que quedan en el planeta y luego, nos inventamos mas :D No quiero enrollarme mas xD Fin.
puntos 7 | votos: 9
Cuanto más malo es el malo - mejor es la película. ¿Cuál es vuestro villano favorito?
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Por esos juegos - que marcaron tu infancia
puntos 4 | votos: 4
10- Morning glory - All your dreams are made When youre chained to the mirror and the razor blade Todays the day that all the world will see Another sunny afternoon Walking to the sound of my favorite tune Tomorrow never knows what it doesnt know too soon Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to wake up wake up Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to rest your mind You know you should so I guess you might as well Whats the story morning glory? Well You need a little time to wake up wake up Well Whats the story morning glory? Well Need a little time to wake up wake up All your dreams are made When youre chained to the mirror and the razor blade Todays the day that all the world will see Another sunny afternoon Walking to the sound of my favorite tune Tomorrow never knows what it doesnt know too soon Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to wake up wake up Need a little time to wake up Need a little time to rest your mind You know you should so I guess you might as well Whats the story morning glory? Well Need a little time to wake up wake up Well Whats the story morning glory? Well You need a little time to wake up wake up Well Whats the story morning glory? Well Need a little time to wake up wake up Well Whats the story morning glory? (I said) well Need a little time to wake up wake up

puntos 4 | votos: 4
09-Shes electric - Shes electric Shes in a family full of eccentrics She done things I never expected And I need more time Shes got a sister And god only knows how Ive missed her On the palm of her hand is a blister And I need more time And I want you to know Ive got my mind made up now But I need more time And I want you to say Do you know what Im saying? But I need more .... Coz Ill be you and youll be me Theres lots and lots for us to see Theres lots and lots for us to do She is electric, can I be electric too? Shes got a brother We dont get on with one another But I quite fancy her mother And I think that she likes me Shes got a cousin In fact shes got bout a dozen Shes got one in the oven But its nothing to do with me And I want you to know Ive got my mind made up now But I need more time And I want you to say Do you know what Im saying? But I need more .... Coz Ill be you and youll be me Theres lots and lots for us to see Theres lots and lots for us to do She is electric, can I be electric too? can I be electric too? can I be electric too? Shes Electric Shes electric Shes in a family full of eccentrics She done things I never expected And I need more time Shes got a sister And god only knows how Ive missed her On the palm of her hand is a blister And I need more time And I want you to know Ive got my mind made up now But I need more time And I want you to say Do you know what Im saying? But I need more .... Coz Ill be you and youll be me Theres lots and lots for us to see Theres lots and lots for us to do She is electric, can I be electric too? Shes got a brother We dont get on with one another But I quite fancy her mother And I think that she likes me Shes got a cousin In fact shes got bout a dozen Shes got one in the oven But its nothing to do with me And I want you to know Ive got my mind made up now But I need more time And I want you to say Do you know what Im saying? But I need more .... Coz Ill be you and youll be me Theres lots and lots for us to see Theres lots and lots for us to do She is electric, can I be electric too? can I be electric too? can I be electric too?
puntos 2 | votos: 2
08-Cast no shadow - Heres a thought for every man who tries to understand What is in his hands? He walks along the open road of love and life Survivin if he can Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say As he faced the sun he cast no shadow As they took his soul they stole his pride As they took his soul they stole his pride As they took his soul they stole his pride As he faced the sun he cast no shadow Heres a thought for every man who tries to understand What is in his hands? He walks along the open road of love and life Survivin if he can Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say As he faced the sun he cast no shadow As they took his soul they stole his pride As they took his soul they stole his pride As they took his soul they stole his pride As they took his soul they stole his pride As he faced the sun he cast no shadow As he faced the sun he cast no shadow As he faced the sun he cast no shadow As he faced the sun he cast no shadow
puntos 8 | votos: 8
¡Mira, un orto! - ¡Vamos a sodomizarlo!
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Porque en el mundo - que vivimos no vale la pena comportarse como la canción de Cali & Dandee - Yo te esperaré .
puntos 13 | votos: 17
Caca y Aberración? -

puntos 6 | votos: 6
Deja de robarte - Los trofeos de la gente
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Soy la autora de mi vida. - El problema es que escribo con tinta y no puedo borrar mis errores.
puntos 2 | votos: 4
Admitelo... - Seguiste cada paso y lo unico que obtuviste fue una plasta de carton y papel mojados en mezcla especial
puntos 9 | votos: 9
La violencia en los - eventos deportivos ha llevado a enjaular a los fanáticos.
puntos 2 | votos: 2
No A La Ley Lleras - Que pretende arrebatarnos la libertad de compartir conocimientos a través de la red y apartarnos cada vez más del progreso no solo social sino académico.

puntos -2 | votos: 6
quien es - el primero que contesta se gana una foto edita de kien kieras
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Situación incomoda - haciendo un ejercicio de matemáticas y tienes dos pisibles resultados
puntos 3 | votos: 5
Seamos Realistas. - La gente te dice aquí que expreses tus pensamientos, como digas de Justin Bieber (No me gusta) o Miley Cryus (Mi idola) Criticais, votais negativo, es la vida misma o haces lo que hacen los demas o como digas lo que pienses a la puta calle. Da pena. ME GUSTA MILEY CRYUS, Y AHORA VOTARME NEGATIVO, pero he dicho lo que pienso.
puntos 1 | votos: 3
07-Some might say - Some might say that sunshine follows thunder Go and tell it to the man who cannot shine Some might say that we should never ponder On our thoughts today cos they will sway over time Some might say we will find a brighter day Some might say we will find a brighter day Cos Ive been standing at the station In need of education in the rain You made no preparation for my reputation once again The sink is full of fishes Shes got dirty dishes on the brain It was overflowing gently but its all elementary my friend Some might say they dont believe in heaven Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell Some might say you get what youve been given If you dont get yours I wont get mine as well Some might say we will find a brighter day Some might say we will find a brighter day Cos Ive been standing at the station In need of education in the rain You made no preparation for my reputation once again The sink is full of fishes Cos shes got dirty dishes on the brain And my dogs been itchin Itchin in the kitchen once again Some might say (some might say) Some might say (Some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say (you know what some might say) you know what some might say
puntos 2 | votos: 2
05-Hey now! - I hitched a ride with my soul By the side of the road Just as the sky turned black I took a walk with my fame Down memory lane I never did find my way back You know that I gotta say times slipping away And what will it hold for me What am I gonna do while Im looking at you Youre standing ignoring me I thought that I heard someone say now Theres no time for running away now Hey now! Hey now! Feel no shame - cos times no chain Feel no shame The first thing I saw As I walked through the door Was a sign on the wall that read It said you might never know That I want you to know What is written inside of your head And time as it stands Wont be held in my hands Or living inside of my skin And as it fell from the sky I asked myself why Can I never let anyone in ? I thought that I heard someone say now Theres no time for running away now Hey now! Hey now! Feel no shame - cos times no chain Feel no shame I hitched a ride with my soul By the side of the road Just as the sky turned black I took a walk with my fame Down memory lane I never did find my way back You know that I gotta say times slipping away And what will it hold for me What am I gonna do while Im looking at you Youre standing ignoring me I thought that I heard someone say now Theres no time for running away now Hey now! Hey now! Feel no shame - cos times no chain Feel no shame

puntos 3 | votos: 3
04-Dont look back in anger - Slip inside the eye of your mind Dont you know you might find A better place to play You said that youd never been But all the things that youve seen Will slowly fade away So I start a revolution from my bed Cause you said the brains I had went to my head Step outside, summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face cause You aint ever gonna burn my heart out And so Sally can wait, she knows its too late as were walking on by Her soul slides away, but dont look back in anger I heard you say Take me to the place where you go Where nobody knows, if its night or day. Please dont put your life in the hands Of a Rock n Roll band and throw it all away Gonna start the revolution from your bed Cause you said the brains I had went to your head Step outside the summertimes in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You aint ever gonna burn my heart out And So Sally can wait, she knows its too late as were walking on by. her soul slides away, but dont look back in anger I heard you say And So Sally can wait, she knows its too late as were walking on by Her soul slides away, but dont look back in anger I heard you say So Sally can wait, she knows its too late and were walking on by Her soul slides away, but dont look back in anger, dont look back in anger I heard you say Its not today.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
Porque todos alguna vez - llegamos a pensar esto.
puntos 1134 | votos: 1204
¿Sabías que - el 97% de los billetes de Estados Unidos tienen restos de cocaína?
puntos 23 | votos: 23
+Ayer tuve sueños húmedos - contigo. -Aww, ¿follábamos? +No, te ahogabas.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
Cartel 600 - Ala, que os jodan.

puntos 4 | votos: 4
He aquí - al Dios del grunge y no el pintamonas de Kurt Cocain. Mientras Cobain lloriqueaba por no tener heroína y no saber más combinaciones para sus 3 acordes este tío tuvo una vida jodida por culpa de depresiones y drogas y lo que desmotiva es que apenas se le recuerde a la sombra del rubito simpático que no aportó nada a la música.
puntos 9 | votos: 9
10 años sin Layne - y a día de hoy pocos lo recuerdan cuando fue uno de los más grandes del grunge y quien marcó una generación con esa voz oscura y melancólica. Gracias por todo y tus grandes canciones Layne Staley, tu legado seguirá siempre vivo.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
Megacartel de Saint Seiya - esta serie me acompaño en mi infancia y en la de muchos de vosotros . Estos caballeros me inpiraron y me enseñaron unos valores que en la mayoría de estos carteles muestro. No soy muy de megacarteles pero aquí está, me a costado tiempo , me a pillado en vacaciones y un bonito baneo me a quitado tiempo , pero al fin lo terminé. No han recibido demasiados votos , pero espero haber enseñado a alguna persona ciertos valores o recordarle esta increible parte de su infancia. Invito a cualquiera a echarle un ojo a la serie , si quiere claro . Agradezco que leyeras este cartel, disculpa las posibles faltas y aviso QUE ME VOI UN TIEMPO DE DESMO Firmado: el loco de desmo, otakushinigami
puntos 25 | votos: 25
¿Sabías que la homosexualidad - existe en casi 1500 diferentes especies, pero la homofobia solo en los humanos?
puntos 1003 | votos: 1201
Apocalipsis zombie - Como pensamos que será Como es

puntos 16 | votos: 16
A partir de ahora... - ...ya sabes como lo hacen
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Toda persona que diga - no me gusta la música esque aun no a conocido su estilo
puntos 5 | votos: 5
A mis 16 años - mucha gente me ah lastimado... obviamente tenia que vengarme y pense en la mejor forma de hacerlo: SONREIR CADA DIA y saben que, no hay duda que es la mejor forma de vengarme
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Los libros son los que nos sacan - de esta realidad amarga.
puntos 13 | votos: 13
¿Sabías que - las rayas de las cebras espantan a las moscas ?

puntos 10 | votos: 12
decir adios - es lo mas doloroso que exite pero es necesario si quieres a alguien
puntos 6 | votos: 6
No le escuchéis.. - ... es una mala persona.
puntos 4 | votos: 6
Froilán - Heredando costumbres del yayo y el caminar de papa.
puntos 5 | votos: 5
03-Wonderwall - Today is gonna be the day that theyre gonna throw it back to you By now, you shouldve somehow realized what you gotta do I dont believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out Im sure youve heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt I dont believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I dont know how Because maybe youre gonna be the one that saves me And after all, youre my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day, but theyll never throw it back to you By now, you shouldve somehow realized what youre not to do I dont believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now And all the roads that lead you there were winding And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I dont know how I said maybe youre gonna be the one that saves me And after all, youre my wonderwall I said maybe (I said maybe) youre gonna be the one that saves me And after all, youre my wonderwall I said maybe (I said maybe) youre gonna be the one that saves me Youre gonna be the one that saves me Youre gonna be the one that saves me
puntos 9 | votos: 11
The Beatles - Desmotiva Que Digan Que Son La Banda Más Aburrida Que Haya Existido

puntos 7 | votos: 7
02-Roll with it - You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Dont let anybody get in your way Cause its all too much for me to take Dont ever stand aside Dont ever be denied You wanna be who youd be If youre coming with me I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Im gonna take me away and hide Im thinking of things that I just cant abide I know the roads down which your life will drive I find the key that lets you slip inside Kiss the girl, shes not behind the door But you know I think I recognize your face But Ive never seen you before You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Dont let anybody get in your way Cause its all too much for me to take I know the roads down which your life will drive I find the key that lets you slip inside Kiss the girl, shes not behind the door But you know I think I recognize your face But Ive never seen you before You gotta roll with it You gotta take your time You gotta say what you say Dont let anybody get in your way Cause its all too much for me to take Dont ever stand aside Dont ever be denied You wanna be who youd be If youre coming with me I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside I think Ive got a feeling Ive lost inside
puntos 3 | votos: 3
01-Hello - I dont feel as if I know you You take up all my time The days are long and the night will throw you away Coz the sun dont shine Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away And its never gonna be the same Cos the years are falling by like the rain And its never gonna be the same Til the life I knew comes to my house and says Hello There aint no sense in feeling lonely They got no faith in you But Ive got a feeling you still owe me So wipe the shit from your shoes Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away And its never gonna be the same Cos the years are following by like the rain And its never gonna be the same Til the life I knew comes to my house and says Hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Its good to be back
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Tocar en el Guitar Hero - una canción en modo experto sin fallar ninguna nota y creerte un músico profesional
puntos 3 | votos: 5
Estar atentos - El 28 de Abril revelaran lo que dicen que va a renovar bastante.
puntos 3 | votos: 5
Motiva - simplemente motiva


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