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@chorbotown, Mmmm...
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chorbotown
chorbotown    
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*okay*

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Well this oughta be interesting.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, YOU KILLED THEM!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'd save your bullets.[Confronts Jack] So it's you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yeah, it's me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Jacob being who he is, I was expected to be a little more surprised. You're sort of the obvious choice, don't you think?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, He didn't choose me. I volunteered.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I assume you're here to stop me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I can't stop you. In fact I uh, I wanna go with you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm sorry Jack, I think you're a little confused about what I came here to do.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No I'm not. You're going to the far side of the bamboo forest, to the place I've sworn that I'll protect. And then you think you're going to destroy the Island.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, "I think?"

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, That's right, because that's not what's going to happen.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, And what's gonna happen, Jack?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm gonna kill you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, How are you planning to do that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, That's a surprise.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Alright then, let's get on with it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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That man who told you to kill me believes it is in every person's nature to sin. I bring people here to prove him wrong.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, So you were the one who brought my ship here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yes,

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, And there were other people here before me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yes, many.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What happened to them?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, They're all dead.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, If you brought them here, why didn't you help them?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Because I wanted them to help themselves. To know the difference between right and wrong without me having to tell them. It's all meaningless if I have to force them do anything. Why should I have to step in?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, But if you don't he [The Man in Black] will.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Do you want a job?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, A job? Doing what?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Well if I don't want to step in, maybe you could do it for me. You could be my, my representative, an intermediary to me and the people I bring to the Island.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What would I get in return?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You tell me...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I want my wife back.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I can't do that.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Can you absolve me of my sins?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I can't do that either.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Then I never want to die...I want to live forever.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Now that, that I can do.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Do you read?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Doesn't everybody?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You ever read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, it's my favorite.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, a little after my time.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It's about these two guys, George and Lenny. Lenny's kinda slow... causin' George problems... so George walks him into the woods and tells him to look out yonder and picture the pretty little house they're gonna live in some day. Then he shoots Lenny in the back of the head.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, [Sawyer puts a gun to the back of MIB's head] It ain't.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Something on your mind, James?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm wondering what would happen if I was to put a bullet in your head?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Let's find out?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What I am is trapped. And I've been trapped for so long that I don't even remember what it feels like to be free. Maybe you can understand that. But before I was trapped, I was a man, James. Just like you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm havin' a hard time believin' that...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You can believe whatever you want, that's the truth. I know what it's like to feel joy... to feel pain, anger, fear... to experience betrayal. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. So if you wanna shoot me, shoot me. But you're so close, James. It would be such a shame to turn back now.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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What did you lose?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Excuse me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, They lost one of my bags. What about you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You wouldn't believe me if I told you

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Try me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, They lost my father.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm sorry?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, He died a couple of days ago in Australia, and I flew down to get him.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, My condolences.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, The coffin was supposed to go on the plane in Sydney, but it didn't. Apparently he is somewhere in transit, which is their way of saying that they have no idea where the hell he is.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Well, how could they know?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, They're the ones who checked him in. I mean, they have to have some kind of tracking system.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, I'm not talking about the coffin. How could they know where he is? They didn't lose your father, they just lost his body. [Jack ponders this as Locke smiles at him] Either way, your story beats the hell out of mine. All that was in my suitcase was a bunch of knives.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Some kind of salesman?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yeah, something like that. Well, it was nice talking to ya, but I hope you find that coffin.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I hope you find your knives.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Thanks.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You mind if I ask what happened to you? I'm only asking because I'm a spinal surgeon. I didn't mean --

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, don't worry about it. Surgery isn't going to do anything to help me. My condition is irreversible.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Nothing is irreversible. [hands him his card] If you ever want a consult, just give me a call. It's on the house.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Well thanks. [reads his card] Jack Shephard, I'm John, John Locke. [shakes Jack's hand]

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It's nice to meet you, John.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It's nice to meet you, too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Mr Reyes. Hello. My name is Matthew Abaddon. I'm an attorney for Oceanic Airlines. Can we talk for a few minutes?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Ok.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm here, Mr Reyes, because we heard about your recent (pauses) episode. Your arrest. Your incarceration here. Frankly we feel terrible about it. So, on behalf of Oceanic, I'd like to extend you an invitation for a little upgrade.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What kind of upgrade?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, To a facility where the paint isn't peeling off the walls. Where you'd have your own bathroom. You could see the ocean from there...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I don't wanna see the ocean.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No problem.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Actually thanks, I'm, I'm fine right here.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Are you fine Mr Reyes?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What do you mean?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You're in a mental institution.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Who'd you say you were again? I'd like to see a business card.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I must have left them at home.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Then we're done, dude.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Are they still alive?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You heard me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Nurse. Nurse! Get out of here! You better get out of here! Help me. Help me, he's after me. No no no. That guy's after me. Help me

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Why are you here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm here, Charles, because you murdered my daughter.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Don't stand there looking at me with those horrible eyes of yours, and lay the blame for the death of that poor girl on me, when we both know very well I didn't murder her at all, Benjamin. You did.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, that's not true.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yes, Benjamin, it is. You creep into my bedroom in the dead of night, like a rat, and have the audacity to pretend that you're the victim? I know who you are, boy, what you are. I know that everything you have you took from me. [pauses] So. Once again I ask you, why are you here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm here, Charles, to tell you that I'm going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she's gone, once she's dead, then you'll understand how I feel, and you'll wish you hadn't changed the rules.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You'll never find her. [Ben turns around and begins to walk away] That island's mine, Benjamin. It always was. It will be again.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, But you'll never find it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Then I suppose the hunt is on for both of us.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I suppose it is. Sleep tight, Charles.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Hey, Hurley.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Hey, Jack.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Why aren't you taking your meds?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Cause we're dead... all of us. All the oceanic six. We're all dead. We never got off that island.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Hurley... that is not true.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What'd you do today?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What did I do today? I,uh... [Sighs] I woke up, took a shower. Uh, Kate and I fed the baby.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I thought you didn't want anything to do with Aaron.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I changed my mind after the trial.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Living with Kate... taking care of Aaron... it all seems so perfect... just like heaven.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Just because I'm happy doesn't mean that this isn't real, Hurley.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I was happy, too, Jack... for a while, anyway. Then I saw Charlie. He likes to sit with me on the bench out on the front lawn. It's pretty cool, actually.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Okay. [Sighs] so what do the two of you talk about?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Well, yesterday, he told me you were gonna be coming by. He wanted me to give you a message.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, A message?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, He made me write it down so I wouldn't mess it up. "You're not supposed to raise him, Jack" Does that make any sense?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, that...doesn't make any sense.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Do you think he means Aaron?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Take your meds, Hurley. Just take them.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Hey, Jack? Charlie said someone's gonna be visiting you, too. Soon.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Hey you're home early. Where's Veronica?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I sent her home. The baby's sleep.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Good.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Why was she here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Sorry?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, The nanny. She only works till 4:00. I came home 6:00.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I had to run some errands so... [Sets keys down] I asked her to stay a couple extra hours [Pauses] What's going on, Jack? Why are you home so early?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I went to see Hurley.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Today?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Last Friday

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Why didn't you tell me? I would've gone with you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Because he's crazy, Kate and I didn't wanna upset you. [Pauses] Where were you today?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm gonna ask you... to trust me. Trust me and just leave it be.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Where were you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Jack, don't.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, I heard you on the phone last night. Who were you talking to?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Just let it go.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, no, I wanna know!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, Jack.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I wanna know where you were. I wanna know who you were with.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It doesn't matter, Jack. Please.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, TELL ME!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I was doing something for him.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, For who?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, For Sawyer. I made him a promise...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It doesn't matter. It has nothing to do with us!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Then why won't you tell me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Because, because he wouldn't want me to.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, But he's not here, is he? No, no, he made his choice. He chose to stay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm the one who came back. I'm the one who's here. I'm the one who saved you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Jack -You can't, you can't do this. If you have problems, you need to figure them out. All right? 'Cause I can't have you like this around my son.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Your son? You're not even related to him!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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Nobody remembers you being on the plane

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Well, I don't remember being on it either.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What do you remember?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I remember a lot.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Like why you're dressed up so nice?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, but I can guess.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Please. Guess.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I think this suit is what they were gonna bury me in.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Sorry?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You asked what I remembered. I remember dying.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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How can you read?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, My mother taught me. [Pretty funny smile] I can read, Jack, because it beats what you are doing.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What's that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Waiting for something to happen.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, And what is gonna happen?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You tell me, Jack, you're the one that got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Did you know that Locke killed himself?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No. No, I didn't.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, They found this stuffed in his pocket... and I've been trying to get rid of it but it's like it's... following me. I know it sounds crazy but... it feels like John needs me to read it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Why don't you then? Is it because you're afraid?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Afraid of what?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Afraid that he blames you, that it's your fault he killed himself.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Was it my fault?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, No, Jack, it wasn't your fault. Let me give you some privacy.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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I hear you only liked them grilled.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I missed the toothpicks too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Let me see.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Jack...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, They marked you? Let me see.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, If you would break off that aloe plant there...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, It's ok, Jack.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Please, please do it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Why did you help me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, He told you that you could leave the island. He told me the same thing. We're going to make sure he keeps his promise.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, We're? How are we going to do that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Together.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Wasn't it nice, being nice?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You tricked me into being decent? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Leader? What the hell are you smoking?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, What if I don't want to be the leader?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Not so long ago, Jack, I made a decision that took the lives of over forty people in a single day. I'm telling you this because history is about to repeat itself, right here, right now.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Let me guess you've got us surrounded and if I don't do what you say you're gonna, you're gonna kill all of my people?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, Jack, you are.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And how am I going do that, Ben?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The woman you've been traveling with. The one who parachuted onto the island from that helicopter. She's not who she says she is.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's not, huh?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No she's not.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Then who is she?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's a representative of some people who've been trying to find this island, Jack. She's one of the bad guys.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, I almost forgot, you're the, you're the good guys.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Did you see me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Saw you ripping apart your own garden? No.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, (Smiles)

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sometimes I wish I had a garden to rip apart.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I heard you have lost your wedding ring.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes. I have been looking for it everywhere.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You know, I have once lost something valuable to me. Luckily, I found it later.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, By finding it the way everything gets found.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, (Staring at Locke)

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I stopped looking.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I'm sorry.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I'm not as perfect as you, I'm sorry that I'm not as good!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What's going on with you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Just forget it

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, don't walk away from me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Let go of me!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Don't! I can't!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's okay! It's okay! Hey...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I can't. This place, this place is crazy! I can't - it's driving me nuts!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know, it's okay, it's all right, okay?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What'd she do to you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Kate. What'd she do?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She didn't do anything.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Right. Yellin' at her because she wanted to help get Mike back makes a lot of sense.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why don't you go back and see if I hurt her feelings?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm just sayin'...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah. I know. You love her.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Nobody move. I only want to speak to Eloise. Where is Eloise? Come on! Where is she?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm sorry but Elo..

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's not here right now. Do we know each other?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It doesn't matter. I need you to take me to Eloise.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I already told you that she's not here, so why don't we just...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Wheres the bomb Richard?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The Hydrogen Bomb I told your people to bury. Where is it?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Listen to me, lower your gun and we'll talk ok? Nobody has to get hurt here. Just put the gun down.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm going to give you three seconds...One...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Don't do this.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Two...Thr...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why did you do that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He had a gun on you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He wasn't going to shoot me, Eloise.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You knew... that's why you sent me back here... You knew!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Who are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm your.. son.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I've never been in love!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You've never been in love?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I ain't drinking, am I?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I never had a one-night stand!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Bottom's up, Sailor!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I gotta drink for each one?!!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What happened? What'd he say?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's not important right now. Just, get everything together...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Jack, your knuckles. Here

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What happened?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He killed them. Bernard, Jin, Sayid, all three of them. He radioed the beach. And I let it happen. We can't tell Rose. Or Sun, not yet. We gotta keep moving, I promised Sayid that we would keep moving.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, So why did you bring him back? Why didn't you just kill him?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Because I want him to see it. I want him to experience the moment that we get off this island, and I want him to know he failed. Then I'll kill him.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
JOHN!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Step back, Jack.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What did you do?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What I had to. Now step back.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Stay away from the phone.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What are you doing, John?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't wanna shoot you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Morning.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Morning.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Mind if I join you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Please. You want some fish?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No thank you, I just ate.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I take it you're here because of the ship.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I am. How did they find the island?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You'll have to ask them when they get here.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't have to ask: you brought them here. Still trying to prove me wrong, aren't you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You are wrong.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Am I? They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It only ends once. Everything that comes before is just progress.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, One of these days, sooner or later, I'm going to find a loophole, my friend.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well when you do, I'll be right here.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Always nice talking to you Jacob.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Nice talking to you, too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Jack, you're not supposed to go home.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And what am I supposed to do?! Oh, I think I remember- what was it that you said on the way out to the hatch? That crashing here was our destiny.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You know, Jack, you know that you’re here for a reason! You know it. And if you leave this place, that knowledge is gonna eat you alive from the inside out… until you decide to come back.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Goodbye John.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You’re gonna have to lie.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Excuse me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, If you have to go, then you have to lie about everything, everything that happened since we got to the island. It’s the only way to protect it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It’s an island, John. No one needs to protect it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It’s not an island. It’s a place where miracles happen. And- and if you don’t believe that Jack, if you can’t believe that, just wait 'til you see what I’m about to do.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, There’s no such thing as miracles.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well... we’ll just have to see which one of us is right.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Hello, Jack. [Ben startles Jack from behind him in the funeral home, while looking a "Jeremy Bentham's" body] Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. Did he tell you that I was off the island?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes, he did.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, When did you speak to him?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, About a month ago.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And Kate?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah. Yeah, he came to see her, too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And what did he say to you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He told me... that after I left the island, some very bad things happened. And he told me that it was my fault for leaving. And he said that I had to come back.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes, I heard that you've been flying on passenger planes... hoping that you'd crash. That's dark, Jack, very dark.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why are you here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm here to tell you that the island won't let you come alone. All of you have to go back.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Are you... Sayid--I don't even know where Sayid is. Hurley... is insane. Sun blames me for... and then Kate... she won't even talk to me anymore.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Perhaps I can help you with that. This is the way it has to be, Jack. It's the only way. You have to do it together, all of you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I have a few ideas. [Jack turns to leave] Jack... I said, all of you. We're gonna have to bring him, too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So when'd you become so paranoid?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, If you'd spent the last two years doing the things I was doing, you'd be paranoid, too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, yeah? Paranoid like what? What kind of things?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I was working for Benjamin Linus.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Wait. He's on our side now?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Listen to me, Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite.

MeDaTorpezaMadreMia
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia    
     +1 / 0  
@chorbotown, Mmmm...
esto podria considerarse spam
problem?
XDDDDDDDD

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@MeDaTorpezaMadreMia, spam? por? xD

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Not gonna tell... I'm not gonna tell...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Where's Red?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I dont know.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. I won't do it. I won't tell her. I won't do it. Won't...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Daniel? Are you okay?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna tell her.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Daniel, where's Charlotte?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's not here. She... She's gone.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Where?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's... dead. She's dead. There was another flash, and... and she was... she was just gone.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Her... body just... [crying] disappeared. She moved on, and we stayed.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm so sorry.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hold on. Wait a minute. We "stayed"? We're not traveling through time anymore? You saying it's over?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Of course it's over. Wherever we are now... whenever we are now... we're here for good. :[To Juliet, or perhaps to himself] I won't do it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay. Okay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I won't. I'm not gonna--I'm--I'm...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not gonna--I w--I won't.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay. [pats Dan on head] Okay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ...Tell...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay. Swell. Until Dan checks back in, I say we head back to the beach. When Locke gets back with everybody, that's where they'll be looking for us.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The beach? What, you didn't get enough flaming arrows shot at you? And your camp is gone. Why bother?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sawyer's right, Miles. We should go back to the beach. We survived there before. We can do it again.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Or maybe when we get there, you'll--you'll wanna go back to the Orchid again. And then when that gets boring, we can head back to the beach. It's the only two plans you people have.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Go ahead, my son.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I see. Anything else?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So what's your name anyway?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Mistereko.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Mr. Eko

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Whats that like Mister Ed?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Are you using again?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Kate sees a horse. Pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's funny you didn't answer the question.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I got good news and bad news. What you want first?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Good news.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You're a daddy. Bad news is you missed it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, gosh. Amy... She had the baby?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's a boy.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, A boy?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Now how about you tell me... why you're too busy drinking and blowing up trees to see him be born?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty, so I went to grab a pair of Amy's, and... I found this... In the back of her drawer.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It was Paul's.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You got in a fight over a necklace?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know. But... It's only been three years, Jim. Just three years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it. For a little while, I'd lay in bed every night, wondering if it was a mistake. Wondering if... I'd ever stop thinking about her. And now I can barely remember what she looks like. I mean, her face... it's.. She's just gone, and she ain't never coming back. So... Is three years long enough to get over someone? Absolutely.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
How do you know how to do all that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I was a military communications officer.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh yeah? You ever see battle?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I fought in the Gulf War.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The Republican Guard.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Where did that come from?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Not the bear--the gun.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I got it off one of the bodies.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, one of the bodies.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, People don't carry guns on planes.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, They do if they're a U.S. Marshal, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How do you know that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, So why do you think he's a Marshal?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Because he had a clip-on badge. I took that, too. Thought it was cool.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Was it a dinosaur?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It wasn't a dinosaur.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Cause dinosaurs are extinct.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, yeah, good point.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So, your, uh... your husband, was he on the flight?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, no, I'm not married.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know. How modern of me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff--

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Yours? What makes it yours?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, --which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Get up!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why, you wanna see who's taller?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I said get up!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hurley, you built... a golf course?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Polar bears?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You didn't hear about the polar bear?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
We just had a little incident in the valley last night.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, An incident?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, She's okay?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah. She's a little shook up.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I am so not moving to the rape caves!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm ten.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay, then it must be true.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What do you want?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, not really.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sounds like a piss poor captain.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What is that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Claire's diary.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You read her diary?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, [Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Don't mention that whore to me!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What's that got to do with my headaches?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Maybe a lot

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ...yes.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Have you ever contracted an STD? [Sawyer is silent] I'll take that as a yes. When was your last outbreak?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Go to hell, Doc.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know he deserved it, but...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He needs glasses.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What's that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, War wound.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Looks more like a surgical scar.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Like I said, war wound.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So, Arnzt.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. Not Arnzt. Arzt. A-R-Z-T.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Sorry, man. Your name's hard to pronounce.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, I know a bunch of ninth graders who pronounce it just fine.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, How 'bout I just call you by your first name?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How 'bout you don't?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why not? I remember it from the plane's manifest. I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Arnzt is fine.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I think Desmond's gonna be okay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ...Jack's gone

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He did his job, Hugo.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, But it's my job now! What the hell am I gonna do?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I think you'll do what you do best: Take care of people. And you can start by helping Desmond go home.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, How? People can't leave the Island.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, That was how Jacob ran things. Maybe there's another way, a better way.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Can you help me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm sorry?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I could sorta use someone with, like, experience. For a little while. So...will you help me, Ben?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, ...I would be honored.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Cool...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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No, no way. I'm not going to let you die.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hurley, I'm already dead.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You said you would protect the Island.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And that's what I'm doing.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, You're committing suicide!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not. This is the way its supposed to happen. This is what I'm supposed to do.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You're not supposed to die! The island needs you!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hurley, it needs you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It needs to be you, Hugo.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ...I can't...It's supposed to be you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No it was only supposed to be me so I could do this. But if someone has to take care of it, if someone has to protect it, then it should be you. Hurley, I believe in you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, ...All right, I'll take it. But its only temporary, as soon as you get that light back on, I'm pulling you straight up and giving it rightt back to you, deal?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, Deal.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Hello, Benjamin.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hello, John.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Is everyone else inside?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I believe most of them are.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm sorry, John. I'm sorry for what I did to you. I was angry. Selfish. I wanted everything you had.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What did I have?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You were special. And I wasn't.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well if it helps, I forgive you, Ben.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Thank you, John. It does help.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Are you going to come in?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I'm not quite ready to leave yet. I have some things I still need to work out here.[Locke nods and begins to leave] You know, I don't think you need to be in that chair anymore.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Bye, Ben.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I saw some buildings with "for rent" signs. I'm gonna check 'em out. Then, Chez Dexter can return to its original, museum-like quality state.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Deb, you don't need to do this.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes, I do.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You don't need to do this now.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, what about the video tours of eligible apartments?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Temporary insanity.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You sure?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. Get out.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So tell me. Exactly how full of shit are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not full of anything.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It was a nice performance in there. Where did you download it from? Addict.com?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I have no reason to lie.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sure you do. We all do

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You thought I was lying?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I dunno, Bob.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, it is anonymous.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Everyone in that room has heard, or lived, far worse than anything you've ever done.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I doubt it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh! So you're Super Junkie.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't mean to imply that what you've been through hasn't been difficult.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
It's been 24 hours since I asked to be replaced.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, … Has it?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What's taking so long? Every cop on the damn force wants in on this case. Just take your pick.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
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@chorbotown, I've been wondering about that, actually. Everyone wants on but, you want off.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I told you. I have cases.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't think so.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Fuck's sake. Jesus, I don't wanna be on your task force, all right?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Why?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Because I'm the last person in the world that should be on it. You want me to find a serial killer? I was engaged to one, for Christ's sake. What kind of cop – what kind of –

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, That's why I chose you, you know. Because of what you went through. You survived. I don't know how. I can't begin to imagine the strength it took. Continues to take. More than that, you got a first hand look into the mind and heart of a killer. And you're still here. If you can accept that – really accept it – you could use it. Mix that with some of your strength and you can catch someone even worse than the Ice Truck Killer. But you have to stop running. Finish today's interviews. And if you still want out, you got it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What was it, the big scary ghost or the alligator?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. The Bay Harbor Butcher.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, honey.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He would never hurt you. But I'll let you in on a secret. My sister Debra, who is a secret police agent ninja warrior, said he only kills bad people. And you're not a bad person, are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Then you're quite safe.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What are you saying?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm saying – asshole special ops. No doubt about it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Huh. They're generally known for settling their arguments peacefully.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Don't get smug with me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sounds like we're in your world, James.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, I'll take lead on this one.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Oh, you're into the kinky stuff, huh?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. The last guy I had sex with tried to kill me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Morning.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, So, that was a little weird last night.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No – yeah – well, it was dark. My eyes hadn't adjusted. All I could see were shadows.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, please put those shadows out of your mind.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
You're the lone hold out. Every other suspect has a criminal past, and not just any criminal past. They were all linked to murder.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oscar never murdered anybody!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Then why was he killed?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't know! Maybe he found out who the serial killer is!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh, okay. So, your husband is an engineer, and a secret crime fighter?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Are you gonna tell me how you're doing?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm fine.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, C'mon, Dex. Open up.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm very fine?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
You finally decided to fight back. I've been waiting.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I hope you don't expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn't born yesterday.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You might have been, for hell I know. Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. I tried every avenue, legal and otherwise, but there ain't no paper trail on the early years of Dexter Morgan.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I guess there's no recorder running after all.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, man. Unlike you, I do everything out in the open.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, in that case, sergeant, let me put this in the open for you. No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And what's that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I own you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
The dragon lady represents the dualities of my inner warrior.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Or your inner idiot

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hey, if you can't muster up some respect, I'm dropping the curtain.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I know you. What you are, deep down. Aside from your police job and your "extracurricular activities". You're a father. I saw the pictures out there. Three children?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The two oldest are with their grandparents. Their dad's mom and dad.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You have a son?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Harrison. He just started talking, today. He's tremendous.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's just the two of you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And an Irish superhero nanny. I never thought my life would turn out like this.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I can't believe it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't want to hear it, okay. "This isn't your business, Dexter. Don't get involved, Dexter. You put too much at risk, Dexter."

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, That's not what I was going to say. [Dexter looks at him, surprised] I'm proud of you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You are?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You protected Astor. Put yourself out there for another person. I had no idea you had that in you. I underestimated you, assumed you were a monster. When you were capable of, so much more. If only I'd seen that, maybe I wouldn't have lead you down this path

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Dexter?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, it's Jordan Chase. But I'm looking for Dexter, is he there?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He - He's not available right now.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Can I leave a message?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Uh-huh.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Tell him, I'm just checking in and I'd like him to schedule another appointment. As soon as possible.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay, I will. Bye.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hang on a second. Tell Dexter one more thing.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Tell him time is of the essence. [With deliberate slowness] Tick, tick, tick, [Lumen appears to be close to tears] that's the sound of his life running out. Could you be sure to tell him that? Take care, Lumen

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
DNA report's from the coroner's office point to multiple perps.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Do we have any names?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. What we do have are partial sequences from seriously degraded DNA. But the evidence confirms what we knew about Boyd Fowler; and also points with a high probability to Cole Harmon, Jordan Chase's head of security.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, As you know Cole Harmon was our original suspect in the case...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Until I pointed them toward Boyd Fowler.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He is now our main target again.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, A target you'll never hit. He's already been buried at sea.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
This isn't you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Pretty sure it is.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, no there's more. I've seen it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I never wanted to hurt you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know. I know.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Does this make it easier for you? Because I can keep going.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Hold the elevator!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Thanks.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Nice dodge last night, flooring it through that yellow light.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Oh. Were you behind me?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, See you tonight.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Say it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, … You're my daddy?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sounds weird when you say it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Eight confirmed.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Eight confirmed? Here?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. Here is just one.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, The Bay Harbor … Butcher?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, it's a little … lurid.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
We've got to re-open this case.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know, but I can't tell LaGuerta, I'm supposed to be on file clerk duty.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I can't tell LaGuerta; this case was solved. If I ask her to re-open it, I might as well put my balls in a vice and not in a hot way.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well that just leaves me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I can't believe it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't want to hear it, okay. "This isn't your business, Dexter. Don't get involved, Dexter. You put too much at risk, Dexter."

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, That's not what I was going to say. [Dexter looks at him, surprised] I'm proud of you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You are?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You protected Astor. Put yourself out there for another person. I had no idea you had that in you. I underestimated you, assumed you were a monster. When you were capable of, so much more. If only I'd seen that, maybe I wouldn't have lead you down this path.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
You ever drop a quart of milk? Watch it spread over the whole kitchen floor? The mess it makes?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, There's six quarts of blood in the human body. This isn't going to be pretty. There's no shame in backing out.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Dex, after 14 years of filing briefs, trying cases, and dealing with bullshit, this is all going to look nice and neat in comparison.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Skinner's had him for 24 hours. How long do you think he can hold out?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, the M.E.'s report on the other victims suggests that the Skinner starts slow, probably to build fear. Anton's a big guy, lot of skin. [Debra looking horrified] … That's meant to be comforting.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
It's all about strategy. Out-maneuvering the opposition, bending him to your will.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What are you doing in my office, Dex?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Winning.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I feel like Cinderella … except for the whole Disney-virgin thing.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Don't worry. No one will know Prince Charming knocked you up before the ball.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I'm sorry for your loss.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Thank you, father.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not sorry.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You're still here.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Never left.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, you did. I killed you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. You just took my life.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, So, how do I make you go away?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hm. Well, you could try doing what these people are doing.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not like them.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, if it helps, I can tell you that it's not your fault. What you did to me.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I never said it was.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, But you feel it.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How do you know that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How do you know that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not human.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. You're just fucked up.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I need to let you go.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You think it's as simple as that?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Nothing's simple.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What the fuck are you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Well, that kind of talk is gonna bring you closer to your victims.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
So he's 20 years older than me, what do you care?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I don't. [pause] I mean, [sits down, leans close] I'm sure you wouldn't do anything like that.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What are you talking about, do anything like what?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Like, try to sleep your way to the top.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You douche! That is so not true!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Of course not, I shouldn't have even said anything, and I'm sure that thought would never even occur to anybody else.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Double-douche! You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing Little Miss "Pardon My Tits". I'm sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You just described the perfect woman.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I thought we were out as a couple.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Out and flaunting it are two different things.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, What, don't ask, don't tell?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Works for the military.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Not really.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
We have an elephant in the room, and its name is sex.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, We have an elephant in the room, and its name is sex.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, We have an elephant in the room, and its name is sex.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Hey, as far as I'm concerned, it can just stay in the corner and mind its own damn business.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Easier said than done.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, [gently brushes her hair back] but it needs to be right, for both of us. Or, it won't be right for either of us. I don't want that, do you?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No. [pause] You know, [hugs Dexter tightly] I can't believe I found the one good truly decent man left on the planet.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Watching ice melt. This is fun.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Huh?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yeah, from vine to vine

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Miami Dolphins

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Here ... no fucking.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
I hit him with a schnitzel.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, With a...?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Dinner.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Cassie, what I'm trying to say is, I don't wanna be your friend, I want to be more than that. I like you Cassie.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Okay, is this you talking or the beer?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I know what I'm saying, and I'm not drunk. (she grins at him) Okay, maybe a little. (she laughs) But I still like you, a lot.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
She's afraid he'll reject her.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, He won't. See the way he's looking at her? He's got feelings for her too.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, How could she be certain?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, It's in his eyes. Eventually they'll find the courage to tell each other how they feel.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, And their hearts will open like cherry blossoms in the spring. (pauses for a moment) Or, he'll tell her he's gay

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
What do you think?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I think we're looking at a worst case scenario.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Which is?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, A guy with nothing left to lose.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
He actually chose the clarinet?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Yes.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Not a trumpet, or a saxophone...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Seriously, I think you should stop right now.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I've upset you.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, I'm not upset.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Boy of mine comes home, says he wants to play the clarinet, God knows how I'd react.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, You actually think I won't shoot you?

MeDaTorpezaMadreMia
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia    
     +1 / 0  
MORBO AAAAAAAAHHHH ewe

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@MeDaTorpezaMadreMia, y tú en un pc? xDD

MeDaTorpezaMadreMia
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia    
     +1 / 0  
@chorbotown, Estoy en casa de mi tio JIJIJI

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@MeDaTorpezaMadreMia, que aprovechada xDDD

MeDaTorpezaMadreMia
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia    
     +1 / 0  
@chorbotown, ewe

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia
MeDaTorpezaMadreMia    
     +1 / 0  
@chorbotown, ;-;

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¡Ese es nuestro Hitler!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡Claro que no!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Estás bromeando? Sus antecedentes son perfectos, es inteligente. Puede soportar tu locura.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Viste sus zapatos?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Qué? ¿Tu horóscopo en Vogue te dijo evita las mujeres con zapatos verdes?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Los ojos pueden confundir, una sonrisa mentir, pero los zapatos siempre dicen la verdad.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Eran Prada, tiene buen gusto.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No eran Prada, no distinguirías unos Prada ni aunque se pararan en tu escroto.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Bien, eran lindos, con punta.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Exacto. Eran estilizados, y muy dolorosos de usar. Sólo una mujer superficial e insegura preferiría soportar el dolor todo el día que usar unos decentes y cómodos zapatos y ese el tipo que no quiero aquí.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Alguien que maneja tanto dolor es el tipo que tú necesitas.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Ramona, qué picarona. O tiene un novio de 19 años o uno de 80 que toma pastillitas azules

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Como les digo a todos mis pacientes: simplemente digan ‘no’ a la estrangulación

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¡Por las mujeres! No se puede vivir con ellas. Ni matarlas y decir que se han ido de 'strippers' a Atlantic City

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Y qué hacemos, tú pegas al negrazo y yo a la chiquilla? El australiano saldrá disparado como canguro si la cosa se pone fea

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Sigue siendo ilegal hacerle una autopsia a alguien vivo?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Estás borracho...?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Si es martes sí

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Es miércoles...

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Estoy con una paciente

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Se muere?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Emm.. No

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Pues que se espere

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Queria un beso, antes de morir, si nunca a besado a un chico, no creo que haya tenido relaciones

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Si, como las putas que no quieren besarme en la boca

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Puedo acompañarte a darle la noticia?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Ese no es tu estilo

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Dices que la niña es muy valiente. Quiero ver que hace cuando le digas que se va a morir.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Quiero informales que estamos tan de acuerdo que hemos intercambiado nuestra ropa interior

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Eso es cierto Lisa, han llegado a un acuerdo?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, No, estoy mintiendo; aunque es un poco estupido hacerlo con ella en la misma sala

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Estamos hablando de amputarle una mano, no de subdividirla y ponerla en condominio

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
House, te has superado a ti mismo

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Por supuesto, esta ensalada esconde un chuletón gratis

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Una paciente se ha quejado de cómo la has tratado. Pídele perdón

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Se la debía, ayer me cobraron de más

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sólo una ensaladita, hoy he desayunado mucho

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Algún día nos pillará

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Algún día morirá. ¿Seguro que no tiene cáncer?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Sabes? "Nuestra relación iba mejor cuando nos acostábamos juntos ¿por qué dejamos de hacerlo, por tu marido?"

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Hipervigilancia e Irritabilidad.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿Síntomas de un almuerzo con Cuddy?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Es una ecuación simple, más dolor, más píldoras.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Desde cuando ves a tus pacientes voluntariamente?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿La has visto?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡Tiene 15 años!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Apuesto dos horas de consulta a que esas peritas estan hechas por la mano de Dios.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Pensaba que no creías en Dios.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Ahora sí.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Oí que mataste a tu supermodelo.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sólo un minuto.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
House, soy Dios.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Estoy algo ocupado ahora. No se habla durante estas cosas. ¿Tienes tiempo el jueves?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Déjame ver... Oh, tengo una plaga; ¿qué tal el viernes?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Cameron lleva mi agenda.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡Demonios! Ella siempre quiere saber el porqué de las cosas malas, pero esta vez voy a contestarle algo distinto.

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡¡House!!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡Rápido! ¡Dios! ¡Machaca a la bruja malvada!

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¿El padre de tu paciente ha abusado de ella y no lo has denunciado?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Señor... ¿por qué me has abandonado?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Tu paciente ya está en psicología?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Sí, la paciento está mejorando bastante

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, House, no creo que llamarla paciento la ayude mucho

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Bueno, pues el pacienta está mejorando bastante

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Mi tía Elisa vive en Filadelfia

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, ¡Oh! Hora del cuento. Voy por un bollo

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
¿Vas a echarme a la calle? ¿Después de sólo una noche?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Ah! ¿Deberíamos ir antes a terapia?

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
Despúes de seis meses sin sexo, la Dra. Cuddy no deberia usar tangas, pero lo hace, igual no es nuestro problema

chorbotown
chorbotown    
     0 / 0  
@chorbotown, Ya salieron a relucir mis bragas



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