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Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, ^^ Thanks, you are such a good friend!

lokvorador
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LillyBlack
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Típico xDD!

lokvorador
lokvorador    
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@LillyBlack, lamentablemente si

LillyBlack
LillyBlack    
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@lokvorador, Se .__.

Meegumii
Meegumii    
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No eres el unico T_T

B_Weeber
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xDD igual :')

Lyokofan_97
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Luego en el examen estás igual, después escribes todo de carrerilla sin saber ni lo que estás poniendo estilo Copy Paste y luego lo lees y ni tú lo entiendes.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, sep jajajjaj aunque no acordarte lo que acabas de leer es algo grave

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Pues a mí también me pasa ehh. Y digo, "buf, lo acabo de estudiar y no me sé nada" y luego el examen me sale bien =)

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, yo generalmente falto a los examenes XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, ¿Qué edad tienes?

lokvorador
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Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Buf, a esa edad faltar a los exámenes, malo malo...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, es que soy un rebelde XD

Lyokofan_97
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lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, ademas de un sub-campeon de ping pong XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, es vdd, k rebelde deportista!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, that's right,plus i beat the hell out of lucifer :D(he was one mp stealer,high king user son of a bitch)

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Wow

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, yeah i know i'm awesome

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, well, Mr awesoe, what's up? something new? I'm watching Spongebob Squarepants on TV :D I Love Patrick!!!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, well nothing exactly new i just come from apologizing to my girlfriend's mother,and patrick is gay

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Dont say that 'bout Pat!

lokvorador
lokvorador    
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@Lyokofan_97, he's gay and you know it(listen to me i'm of the ADVISOR type y'know?)

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, wat does advison mean??

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, advisor comes from advice is something like a consejero

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, hehe I knew what advice is, but i didn't know advisor standed for it.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, yeah is a tricky one

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, aha

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, well i'm off i'm going to play football with the dudes

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Enjoy

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, well i'm back did you manage to live without me?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Not really, I missed you so much...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, awww

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, =) Tomorrow I'm having a maths exam and today I'm going to cut my hair edges... (I don't know how to say that in English)... Well, I believe you don't mind this, but I'm so bored that I'm telling you my life =)

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, LOL things that happen,good luck in the exam.
PD:i have short hair so i don't have any edges

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I actually cut it! And I like it!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, is it a short nice hair or is it a short bieber hair?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Oh no! I still have long hair, but it's shorter than before... But it still seems a feminine look...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, the bieber style is a femenine look too(a lesbian friend of my has it)LOL

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, LMAO

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, LOL i change my profile picture ^^

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I realised that.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, impressive...

Lyokofan_97
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lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, and awesome

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Yes you are! I'm bored... Nothing to do on the Internet, too late to go out to have a walk...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, ummm...oh yeah well since you know english, download a Play station 2 emulator and play Lucifer's Call(it's always fun to me)

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I don't like videogames (except for Super Mario's and Sonic the Hedgehog's...) I'm really childish, I know!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you can always give a satanic touch to your life XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, No thanks, I prefer to look from the optimistic side of life and enjoy everything wothout a satanic touch or anything...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, i was kinda...joking about the satanic thing but...ummm,yeah yhis is a video parody of the same videogames saga,it's cool i recomend it.





Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I won't watch it today... By the way, I don't know many videogames, so I won't understand their parodies... ¬¬

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, even if you haven't play it is pretty funny

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Really huh?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, yeah but the 3rd or 4th part are way better

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Ok, If you mean it... But I won't watch it now, I'll have to go with some friends to buy a present for a birthday party we're having tomorrow...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you can always do my tactic,go buy some earrings in a pharmacy just before the party XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, He's a boy.
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LOL

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, the gift doesn't matter if you present it charismaticly(creo que se escribia asi),well i should be going too,i'm going to take a nap and then go watch a football match

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, 'key, enjoy!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, thanks,good luck finding some nice earrings XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Hahaha Ok, but then I'll have to take him to the pharmacy to make him some little holes in his ears before...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, or those glass size holes that tribal indians use XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, We bought him a little expensive sweatshirt and a picture which said: "If you don't smoke, drink or fuck... Why do you live, you asshole?" But in Spanish it rhymes... xD

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, awesome^^

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Ridiculous

lokvorador
lokvorador    
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@Lyokofan_97, me or the shirt?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, The picture xD

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, changing subject,my ex-soccer team won LOL,but my girlfriend's brother team lost so....i was kinda celebriting with my ex teammates and my girlfriend got really angry XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, You should have a girlfriend that doesn't care about soccer teams, but about love ^^

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, she don't really like soccer,she was mad because of her brother

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Do they play in an important team?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, not really its just a town team

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Oh. Then don't worry be happy, there will be better times for the teams ^^

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, if you say so...

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Yeah, I say so... changing subject, I'm having an exam next Monday :( A theoric P.E. exam.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, it's just theoric it can't be THAT bad

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Yep, but studying is boring anyway!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you can always do my tactic,less studying more football,or whatever kids do these days

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, It's about warming our body before doing a sport... I'll have to study... But I've already done the exercises, and it's quite easy...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, it PE after all

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Yep.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, LOL i been really busy lately i'm not entering much to the page

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, So you LOL'd because of that? LOL I'm awake at 8 am on the Internet and I'm having class at 8.30 am in my school. :D

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, kids should go to bed early y'know?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, What? I went to bed at elevn pm, it's a good time to go to sleep, Y'KNOOOW?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, yep i know,after all i'm awesome

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, ... You know? Some day, I dreamt about a ham which started flying... It had more sense than the thing you've just written.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, a flying ham huh?i think you just found the way to feed all africa, pretty impressive

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I was carrying it to a wedding when it suddenly started to fly. My brother tried to chase it, and I was really afraid because he crossed the road without looking if there was any car coming. I ran after them (my brother and my ham) and I can't remember more after that... Well, next, I dreamt we were going to that wedding. We were going by bus (strange thing, huh?) but two of my friends were running outside the coach. One was running behind, and the other, in front of it. They were as fast as the vehicle :D

Lyokofan_97
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@Lyokofan_97, Some days later, I told one of those friends I dreamt of about my dream, and he told me that he also had a dream... He dreamt that the other friend and I were getting married, and there was some ham for meal at the party! Amazing!!!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, I dreamt i was a butterfly,i didn't know that i was me,when i woke up i was me and not a butterfly,did i dream i was a butterfly or a butterfly is dreaming that is me? does it even care?there isn't a real diference between me and the butterfly so there is't a conexion between cause and effect.( i know i know,i'm still awesome)

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, You're not that awesome, that sentence is in a cartel by MrJayHomerSimpson, so don't feel so awesome!!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, ehem let's play a game look one of my cartel's with a butterfly picture and tell me who create the cartel first

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Okey!

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Ok you win :/

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, so am i awesome or am i awesome?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, You're awesome, definitively.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, thank you my dear

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, You're welcome sweety ^^

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, aww you're such a cutie pie(man that sound lame sayed out loud)

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Cutie pie, cutie pie, cutie pie... Ohhh my darling... How could you sunbathe? Don't chocolate sweets melt with heat? (L)

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, oh my,please stop it i'm going to blush

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Oh, blush, I prefer red strawberries! 'Cause the colour is the only thing you need to be like a strawberry: you're delicious, sweet, healthy and can cheer me up whatever you want, oh my dear!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, oh my oh my,this is going too fast

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Sorry... I use to go at the same rythm as my heart ^^

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, my dear you sure know how to get a man'd heart(let's stop talking english is getting annoying)

lokvorador
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@lokvorador, *man's

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Jo, con lo que mola hablar inglés y yo por fin había encontrado alguien con quien hablarlo que no fuera Cleverbot :Foreveralone:

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, no te preocupes en desmotivaciones ya he encontrado muchos usuarios que hablan ingles mejor que yo XD(no es algo muy dificil realmente....
)bueno supongo que me deberia ir mi novia esta enferma y alguien tiene que cuidarla

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Pues tú hablas muy bien inglés... Oye, dile a tu novia que se mejore de mi parte, y que su hermano tenga más suerte en el próximo partido ;)

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, she says thanks,pero su hermano es un intento fallido de jugador asi que dudo que ganen en algun momento XD

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Ok, but hope always está ahí, en el fondo de nuestro heart. Spanglish mode encendido.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, te banearon por hablar spanglish?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Sí, they did.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, oh ya veo,i missed you

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, yo too

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, cara happy

lokvorador
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@lokvorador, i fall from mi moto ayer

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Don't jodas! Did tu hacerte pain?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, WTF!? TE BANEARON DENUEVO

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Por el fucking voto masivo...

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Caiste de la moto? Wow. Get better, in the case de que te hurt. Maldito Spanglish...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, i just hurt mi mano pero it's notting grave,deberias crearte a new acount in case yours get baneada de nuevo

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, No, because the could saber que soy the same persona and banearme de nuevo.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, LOL you should intenterlo

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I don't like saltarme las rules.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, aww you're a such good kid,you shouldn't speak to me y'know i'm a bad influence

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Yay! Your speakin' in English and not in Spanglish! That's good. It's easier. Whatcha doin' now, bad influence?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, the usual stuff shotting people on the street,kicking puppies,burning the capital,crushing babies with a pillow.y'know every day stuff

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, What boring. I'm having a really fun, an exception, something hilarious I don't usually do: y'know, funny stuff, laying on the sofa, surfin' desmotivaciones.es, having a rest... Oh dear, my adrenalin's increasin' so much i'm 'bout to blow up!!!!!!!!!! Yippieeee!!! It's like OMG, it's like an explosion inside of me! It is such exciting, no, not exciting, it's thrillin'!!!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, that's the thrill of death kid,you should the time you have

lokvorador
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@lokvorador, *should use

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, What?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, let's say it with latin "carpe diem" or "memento mori" they both work

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I don't speak latin y'know?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you can always use google traductor y'know?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I don't want to, yknow? Heh, let's change subject Key?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, sure,what do you want to talk about?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Dunno

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, hmm...well let's see,today i dress like a girl in school

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Skirts' really cool in men.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97,^^,let's just say i was the cutest girl in the class

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, ... O__o that must be embarrassing, I mean for the rest of the girls... To find a boy who is more feminine than you must be horrible.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, hey hey hey i wasn't feminine i was cute but in a manly way

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, So you were the cutest girl in the class...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, a lesbian friend of my,say that she probably hit on me if i kept dressed like that

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, And you're sure you weren't feminine?

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, well...maybe a little after all i was wearing a skirt and a bikini top,and no one can look manly with that,even me

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, why the f*ck were you wearing a bikini???????????????????

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, i was wearing just the top part

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, You have big boobs? :D

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, i won't answer that.....
PD:YES

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Hahahahahahahahha you're good fun dude!

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, i know,i know,i'm awesome

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Of course you are. But I'm a crap nobody loves me :(

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, don't be so hard on yourself kid

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, if you say so... But I also want a bf you know? :(

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you don't have one?

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, I've never had one actually.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, is that so...

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Stupid? I've never kissed anyone too. I'm 14 years old.

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, hey don't call me stupid i'm just slow

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, Not you stupid, stupid is the fact that I've never had a bf...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, you're still a kid y'know don't worry about that stuff

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, thanks, I'm not the only of my age, I think...

lokvorador
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@Lyokofan_97, of course you are not

Lyokofan_97
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@lokvorador, ^^ Thanks, you are such a good friend!

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Que quede claro que él no me ganó, Yo fui lo suficientemente inteligente y me fui



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