Los trofeos,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of
you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of
their day
looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in
the world.
Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I
guess it's
fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities,
but you all
take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking
off to
pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with
your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of
the
football team, and starter on my basketball team. What
sports do you
play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese
people"? I also
get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She
just blew
me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just
kill
yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my
bitch