I've lost control of my life

@Nigga Stole My Bike, Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Nigga Stole My Bike 08.04.2012 a las 13:15

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@Yonko Iscariote, Y el control de tu vida

.Chancleta 08.04.2012 a las 13:40

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fagget

Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 13:42

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@.Chancleta, to Isengard

.Chancleta 08.04.2012 a las 13:44

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@Yonko Iscariote, ye

.[H]ell^_^[K]aise[R]. 08.04.2012 a las 14:11

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rugrats!

Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 14:26

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@.[H]ell^_^[K]aise[R]., Serie legendaria donde las haya

blondgirl 08.04.2012 a las 14:39

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Quiero un albornox.

Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 15:05

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@blondgirl, con x de sexual

blondgirl 08.04.2012 a las 16:24

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@Yonko Iscariote, Con X de Xiloveomelotiro

~~pobla23~~ 08.04.2012 a las 16:26

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Debería estar cocinando ella

Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 16:56

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@pobla23, ves como he perdido el control de mi vida?

fulgor. 08.04.2012 a las 16:48

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Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 16:57

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@fulgor.,

~~Eric Wiseman~~ 08.04.2012 a las 16:52

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Pásate al ferdismo.

Yonko Iscariote 08.04.2012 a las 16:58

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@Eric Wiseman, Papáaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! los Mormoneeeees!!!!!!!!

~~Eric Wiseman~~ 08.04.2012 a las 16:52

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Mujeres inútiles

que miran cómo haces pudding
cuando ellas... Qué coño, mujeres
inútiles.

facas01 08.04.2012 a las 18:21

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de que te ries si tu vida es una mierda?

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 01:09

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@facas01, de la vida de los demás

chuidigolaverdad 08.04.2012 a las 19:05

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A vaguear

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 01:10

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@chuidigolaverdad, y mear en botellas

chuidigolaverdad 09.04.2012 a las 12:16

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@Yonko Iscariote, Eso da cáncer

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 02:25

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"Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?" As his wife enquired as to what he was doing at this hour, part of Stu wanted to stop endlessly stirring the liquid before him, end the hypnosis of that sugary brown treat whose gentle sweetness he would never taste, leave this damnable room with its trappings of modern suburbia, walk upstairs with the woman who had once commanded his soul and make love to her as he had before their marriage. He wanted to make her smile the smile he'd enjoyed...

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 02:26

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...so passionately in their youth, the one that crept up into her blue eyes like the first break of dawn over calm seas. He wanted her to look at him without that judgement, so crippling in its guise of concern - wanted her to understand that he was labouring in the depths of the night for love of his niece, knowing he would receive no thanks or respect for his efforts, here alone in the never-ending electric reality of his kitchen, staring into a pot of chocolate for want of a cool-running...

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 02:26

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...river or the soothing swish of the ocean. He remembered eating chocolate by the sea when he was a boy, how the sweetness and calm were enough in his innocence, how the world was simple back then, even when he first met Diane, when they'd danced in spring rain, walked and talked on summer paths, kicked through autumn leaves and fallen over laughing together on frozen winter ponds. How had it all faded so quickly? Was this his existence now? Stu felt a powerful urge to damn the chocolate...

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 02:26

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...pudding, this room, this reality, turn to his wife and embrace her. "Love me," he'd say, and she would; the pain would evaporate, the crushing loneliness that had come to define his life would be gone. But he knew this was a fantasy - she was only here in bewilderment at his being up at this hour, endlessly stirring, stirring to please his niece with nothing in return. Glancing at his reflection in the polished chrome of the side of a pot, Stu's eyes looked back at him, tired, haggard, ...

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 02:27

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...any soul remaining gradually beaten down into a weariness that nearly made him burst into tears to recognise. Gradually, dully, Stu became aware Diane was still waiting for an answer.
"I've lost control of my life," he said.

~~Eric Wiseman~~ 09.04.2012 a las 02:57

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@Yonko Iscariote, I... accidentally in my pants :,)

fulgor. 09.04.2012 a las 12:37

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@Yonko Iscariote, Tu cartel es mejor que el de pepo, no te preocupes

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 14:17

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@fulgor., no hay más que verlo!

fulgor. 09.04.2012 a las 14:21

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@Yonko Iscariote, El perro de la principal LOL

Kefka Palazzo 09.04.2012 a las 12:32

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Ionco Yskariote

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 14:17

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@Kefka Palazzo, mi primo ruso

Kefka Palazzo 09.04.2012 a las 16:30

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@Yonko Iscariote, Me dijiste que era Yonko Dimitri

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 17:04

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@Kefka Palazzo, no. no lo dije.

Kefka Palazzo 09.04.2012 a las 20:02

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@Yonko Iscariote, En mi sueño.
Herotiko.

Lore Money 09.04.2012 a las 16:11

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Yonko guapo

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 17:04

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@Lore Money, sí

~~Usuario wejemplar~~ 09.04.2012 a las 18:13

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Buenas tardes, ha plasmado usted una idea muy interesante en el cartel, lo dejo en observados, espero que tenga un buen día y le doy las gracias por leerme.

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 18:26

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@Usuario wejemplar, un placer

~~Usuario wejemplar~~ 09.04.2012 a las 18:58

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Añadido 08.04.2012 a las 04:01

rugrutz

noru62 09.04.2012 a las 20:53

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APRENDE A COCINAR, ZORRA

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 21:02

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@noru62, los hombres son objetos

noru62 09.04.2012 a las 21:15

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@Yonko Iscariote, Que usan a las mujeres como objetos inferiores.

~~Mr.Kretos~~ 09.04.2012 a las 22:45

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Que repelús.

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 23:08

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@Mr.Kretos, Es caca, pero digo que es pudding de chocolate para que vengan los niños

~~Mr.Kretos~~ 09.04.2012 a las 23:09

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@Yonko Iscariote, Y se lo vendes luego no?

Yonko Iscariote 09.04.2012 a las 23:10

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@Mr.Kretos, Se lo doy gratis, pero luego les robo

~~Mr.Kretos~~ 09.04.2012 a las 23:12

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@Yonko Iscariote, Los cebas para que no puedan correr y asi los pillas facil...mmmm...método inteligente donde los haya.

Ferdo 10.04.2012 a las 22:55

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Come at me bro :(

Yonko Iscariote 10.04.2012 a las 22:58

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@Ferdo, no me convence

Ferdo 10.04.2012 a las 22:58

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@Yonko Iscariote, Bécil.

Yonko Iscariote 10.04.2012 a las 22:59

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@Ferdo, ág.

Ferdo 10.04.2012 a las 23:03

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@Yonko Iscariote, I are.

profesordelevitacion 11.04.2012 a las 15:46

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¿QUIÉN CHOCA?

Yonko Iscariote 11.04.2012 a las 15:58

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@profesordelevitacion,

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 11.04.2012 a las 17:11

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te admiro

Yonko Iscariote 11.04.2012 a las 17:13

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@YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, por que no ibas a hacerlo...

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 11.04.2012 a las 17:14

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@Yonko Iscariote, te he dedicado algo

YonkoRULES 11.04.2012 a las 19:27

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te admiro

noru62 11.04.2012 a las 19:30

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@YonkoRULES, ¿Te conozco?

YonkoRULES 11.04.2012 a las 19:35

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@noru62, 不

Yonko Iscariote 11.04.2012 a las 20:38

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@noru62, es trollking, mi primer amigo en la página. Cuanta incultura.

YonkoRULES 11.04.2012 a las 20:39

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@Yonko Iscariote, me temo que no querido dios

Yonko Iscariote 11.04.2012 a las 20:42

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@YonkoRULES, Corríjame, por favor

YonkoRULES 11.04.2012 a las 20:44

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@Yonko Iscariote, corregido

noru62 11.04.2012 a las 20:46

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@Yonko Iscariote, Pensaba que era yo....Yonko, me has decepcionado.

YonkoRULES 11.04.2012 a las 20:47

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@noru62, nadie dijo lo contrario

chocovarro 11.04.2012 a las 22:16

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@YonkoRULES, Hostia puta meses hacía que no te veía XDDD

YonkoRULES 20.04.2012 a las 17:46

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@chocovarro, quien eres?

chocovarro 21.04.2012 a las 02:04

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@YonkoRULES, Pues uno, cuando andabas por aquí yo todavía no era muy conocido.

YonkoRULES 27.04.2012 a las 12:46

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@chocovarro, me querias?

chocovarro 27.04.2012 a las 23:43

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@YonkoRULES, Te llegúe a amar, pero me ignorarbas.

Ferdo 11.04.2012 a las 20:47

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I ARE

Yonko Iscariote 12.04.2012 a las 15:58

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@Ferdo, Sexy democracy

PoCh0l0 12.04.2012 a las 11:59

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¿El hombre cocinando y la mujer mirando?

Yonko Iscariote 12.04.2012 a las 15:58

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@PoCh0l0, Es curioso, a todo el mundo le sorprende

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 12.04.2012 a las 16:00

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(olo) 12.04.2012 a las 22:11

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@YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Dog rolled.

(olo) 12.04.2012 a las 22:10

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I saw a fork, which was in a fork, which was in a fork, which was in a fork, which was in a fork, which was in a was in which fork was a which fork, in, was was, fork, was a fork a was.

Yonko Iscariote 12.04.2012 a las 22:16

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@(olo), for fork sake

(olo) 12.04.2012 a las 22:20

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@Yonko Iscariote, It loves forkas.

Jewnifer Lopes 13.04.2012 a las 21:29

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@(lol),

(olo) 13.04.2012 a las 23:36

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,

f10 14.04.2012 a las 13:24

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calzonazos

Yonko Iscariote 14.04.2012 a las 13:34

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@f10, making chocolate pudding is my fucking life

~~Eric Wiseman~~ 24.04.2012 a las 05:02

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~~slipkdemon~~ 26.05.2012 a las 01:32

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porros.

Yonko Iscariote 26.05.2012 a las 01:35

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@slipkdemon, And nothing else matters

~~slipkdemon~~ 26.05.2012 a las 01:45

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@Yonko Iscariote, Muy profundo.

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