En Desmotivaciones desde:
07.03.2011

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bueno▲ 376 | ▼malo 43
Veterano Nivel 1

puntos 3 | votos: 5
SIIIIIIIII... - Apreton
puntos 3 | votos: 3
felicitación original - He conseguido cruzar ladillas con luciérnagas. No sé la utilidad, pero tengo los cojones como un árbol de navidad.
puntos 15 | votos: 15
SI - Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Freddie mercury, John lennon, Elvis Presley yBob Marley seguirian vivos Justin Bieber trabajaria en una verduleria
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Cambiamos - Mas de movil que de amigos esto demuestra que la amistad vale mas que cualquier otra cosa
puntos 6 | votos: 6
EN NAVIDAD - Las casas se convierten en puticlubs

puntos 8 | votos: 8
Ni Titulo - Ni descripción
puntos 4 | votos: 4
FAIL - Error 404
puntos 10 | votos: 14
Mi amor por ti es como - El de Kuzco y Malina yo estoy enamorado de ti y tu no me haces ni caso
puntos 12 | votos: 14
¿cuál es el santo de los zapatos? - San dalia
puntos 12 | votos: 12
El padre de Ned Flanders es - Willy nunca ha sido tan facil encontrarle

puntos 7 | votos: 7
La gente dice que el amor - eterno no existe y eso solo lo dicen porque ellos no han conocido a esa persona especial pero con 2 personas que crean en él ya existirá el amor eterno
puntos 15 | votos: 15
el baño - ese lugar donde se nos ocurren las mejores ideas
puntos 8 | votos: 8
¡ALTO! - Que me bajo del ring y asi ya no te veo
puntos 0 | votos: 4
Arandina - para mi el mejor equipo
puntos 6 | votos: 6
ESA SENSACIÓN - De superioridad cuando cuentas algo y todos tus amigos se rien

puntos 11 | votos: 11
el que ríe ultimo - piensa mas lento.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
POR QUE... - Todos hemos intentado acabar una colección y solo unos pocos lo han conseguido
puntos 9 | votos: 9
¡IGNORANTE DE LA VIDA¡ - LA PRINCIPAL ES UN SUEÑO IMPOSIBLE IMPOSIBLE
puntos 5 | votos: 7
MEMEPOLY - próximamente en sus memetiendas
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Muchos no los conoceran - pero para mi son el mejor grupo de música que existe

puntos 7 | votos: 9
Típico - te estas duchando y empiezan a salir tías cantando y bailando
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Di no al racismo porque - todos venimos del mismo sitio
puntos 14 | votos: 14
Por que - todos nos hemos reído alguna vez como él
puntos 9 | votos: 13
Por que - todos lo hemos echo alguna vez
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Típico - te duchas con h&s y salen un huevo de tias cantando y bailando

puntos 2 | votos: 4
Este año - he aprendido mas cosas en desmotivaciones.es que en clase
puntos 5 | votos: 13
Simón y Pumba - en version Perro y Gato
puntos 0 | votos: 4
sabias que - Una mujer vive 10 años con un palillo en el ojo
puntos 5 | votos: 5
LSD DREAM EMULATOR - Solo para los que hablan ingles o tienen confianza en el traductor de google A few years ago, while searching on /x/ for Paranormal or Creepy games, I came across an obscure Japanese Playstation game, called LSD: Dream Emulator. Despite the game releasing in extremely limited numbers, many ROM sites had it available for download. Naturally, I downloaded it, converted it, and started playing. Unfortunately, the ISO was corrupted - or incorrectly ripped - as I couldnt get any further than the title screen and, when I did, all I saw was a mess of color and heard a strange fuzzing sound, like radio static. I tried re-downloading the ISO multiple times, trying it from different websites, but every single one was the same. Strange colors, fuzzy static sound. I tried posting questions on various gaming sites, but hardly anyone had heard of the game and even less had played it. I learned that the game had a cult following, both here and in Japan, and I eventually found a small yahoo fan group, dedicated to the game. I posted a question, asking if anyone had managed to get the game working on emulators, and a few days later, I received an answer. Hi. I was one of members of the ripping group who released the LSD rip. We managed to successfully rip the game, but we have never managed to get it working on emulators, only the original hardware. By this point, I had practically given up on it. I didnt have a Playstation console, and my attention span was short, and I had long since moved on to other things, like Eversion, and Yume Nikki. Then, earlier this year, LSD was released on the Japanese Playstation Network. I remembered how much I had tried to play it, even browsing eBay a few times, in the vague hope that a cheap copy surfaced. So, I made an account, bought a JPN PSN card, and purchased the game, and after downloading and installing, I began playing it. The Playstation logo came up as usual, but with SCEI instead, as it was a Japanese game. There was no copyright screen, but they had removed it from several other games as well. The intro video started playing after that. Different colored words bounced across the screen, spelling out Thespian Linked Dream multiple times (Apparently this is what LSD stood for). I pressed the circle button, and the game went to the title screen. There was no Press Start screen, it just went straight to a screen with 4 or 5 options. Start, Save, Load and Options.Above Start, there was a line of text, telling you what Day you were on. It displayed a DAY 01 I chose Start. One thing I had learned from the Yahoo group, was that the first Day always started in a Japanese House, with three floors. The contents of the house were random. The entire game was played in a First-Person view. I walked along the hallway I started in, and walked into a Bookcase, and the screen faded to white. Thats the strange thing about this game, you cant interact with anything. Walking into anything moves you to a new area, which the game calls Linking. The white faded away and I was in a field. I couldnt see very far into the distance, because every area had fog a few feet ahead of you. The graphics were also basic, with most having no texture to them. I walked onwards, eventually bumping into a tree, which sent me to another area. This time, things had gotten a bit more sinister. I was in a dark city, standing on a metal pier. A boat loomed in the fog, out on the water, and lamp posts lit the streets. I walked down into the road, and came across alleyways. Graffiti covered some of the walls, strange multi-colored eyes staring out at me. Then I heard a noise and the screen flashed quickly. I turned around. Just behind me, a man had appeared. He was wearing a grey hat and a long trench coat. He was walking slowly towards me, almost gliding across the ground. I tried to walk backwards, to get away, but my controller wasnt responding, and he was getting closer. For a split-second, two red dots glared out from under his hat, then the screen flashed again. This time I was back in the house. Something had changed, though. The textures of the walls, were replaced with pictures of real violence. Women being raped, children torn apart, Cannibalism, Torture, a Japanese man breaking his own fingers with a hammer. As I moved through the house, the pictures slowly began getting worse and the music began distorting and slowing down. The corridor was longer than it was before and it was getting darker. I knew what was at the end. He was. I moved onwards, the bile rising in my throat and fighting the urge to vomit, as the pictures began escalating into terrible levels of obscenity and violence. A few steps forward, a man removing a young boys legs. A few more, a pregnant woman cutting her own fetus out. Further still, a gang of men cut a cow to pieces, wrapping the internal organs around their bodies. Closer to the end, people being forced to eat the corpse of a child, vomiting as they eat parts of him. Finally, I reached the end of the corridor. The screen faded to black and a line of text appeared on the screen. http://www.oharaweb.jp/LSD/GMN.html I wrote the link down quickly and a few seconds later, the game faded to white again, and returned to the title screen. This time, the status said D dAy 00 I tried to choose Start again, but the game wouldnt let me continue. I restarted the PS3, and the status went back to a DAY 01. Before I played it again, I tried the link. It still worked, and a page came up, filled with Japanese writing. Further down the page, there was a picture of the Gray Man, as he normally appeared. I cant read Japanese, but one of my friends could. He lived in Japan for a few years, so he could read and speak the language fluently. I copied the writing down and called him up. After he showed up, I spent the next few hours telling him what had happened. Obviously, he didnt believe me. Who would? But he still agreed to take a look at the writing on the page. Despite several tries, I couldnt get the web page up again, so I handed him the copy I had made. He glanced at it for a few minutes and then suddenly turned white. He handed it back to me and sat down on the couch. He said nothing for 5 minutes, then he told me what it said. If you are reading this, well done. You have seen the man as he is. What he did to me as I slept, as I dreamed his dark nightmare. You have also seen it. Those violent images were him. He had no form, only the dream man. He caused all this, those events in the images, he took those innocents and possessed them. He made them do it. He made me make that game. GRAYGRAYGRAYGRAYGRAYGRAY As he finished, he stood up, grabbed his coat, and said Whatever you saw in that game, dont tell me anything about it. Then he left. The next week, he went back to Japan. I couldnt touch another console after that. I destroyed the PS3 and replaced my computer. A few weeks after he left for Japan, I got a call. He had killed another man, then committed suicide. The man he had killed, Osamu Sato, was the lead designer on LSD. (If you guys are wondering, this game actually DOES exist.)
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Al ver esto pienso - Que ellos no estarán mas evolucionados que nosotros pero tienen la capacidad de cuidar unos de los otros sin importarles como sean ahora pregunto ¿Quién esta mas evolucionado?

puntos 11 | votos: 15
Sorpresa!! - Saliste mariquita
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Vivo en un mundo - Dónde tener unas buenas tetas, culo, piernas, ojazos y dinero es más importante que como sea una persona. Dónde te juzgan antes de conocerte. Dónde cuánto más poder y dinero tengas, más importante eres. Dónde mientras miles de personas se mueren de hambre, los peces gordos solo se preocupan de tener dinero en sus bolsillos y que todo les salga beneficioso para ellos, en vez de ayudar como deberían. Dónde la guerra y el odio abunda en todos sitios solo por tener ideas, color y creencias diferentes que no son las tuyas. Dónde salvar al mundo está en nuestras manos y ni siquiera lo intentamos por el simple hecho de que nos da pereza. Dónde matar y maltratar animales está a la orden del día cuando ellos lo único que quieren es cariño, un techo donde vivir y que les cuiden como uno más. Dónde cuando una chica se lía con muchos chicos porque le apetece y es lo que siente en ese momento es una puta y un chico por los mismos motivos es el puto amo. Dónde el maltrato abunda en absolutamente todos los lugares del mundo. Vivo en un mundo, dónde lo más importante es lo material, ser popular en el colegio, tener mucho dinero, un cochazo, una tia o tio que esté bueno. Sin embargo, no es importante la igualdad, el respeto, la paz, la amistad, el amor... Simplemente pienso que los animales llegan a ser más humanos que nosotros. Y la de cosas que aún quedan por decir y nadie se atreve ¿verdad? Ahora pensad lo que queráis, me da igual llegar o no a la principal, con este cartel quiero que penséis las cosas y lo veáis por ustedes mismos. No tengo nada más que decir.
puntos 1 | votos: 1
Aranda de Duero... - Tierra de Vino y Cordero
puntos 1892 | votos: 1956
Y en este momento - mi vida perdió sentido...
puntos 14 | votos: 14
¿acaso - te di permiso para hacer eso? ¿para matar vidas? ¿para destruir? ¿para fabricar armas? NO! pues.. no lo llames democracia.....

puntos 13 | votos: 13
Nunca pero nunca... - ...Pongas tu cancion favorita como despertador la acabaras odiando
puntos 8 | votos: 10
Chuck Norris es... - La unica persona a la que Risto no se atreve a criticar
puntos 1 | votos: 3
Me encantaría - poder cogerla para ti porque así me querrías para toda la vida como te quiero yo ahora y te querré SIEMPRE
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Este eres tu - un domingo a las 07:00 de la mañana
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Chuck Norris - No juega a ser Dios jugar es para niños

puntos 9 | votos: 9
La Gente Utiliza Pijamas - De Super-man Super-man utiliza pijamas de Chuck Norris
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Chuck Norris - Tiene la mejor cara de póquer de todos los tiempos. Gano las World series de póquer de 1983, a pesar de tener una mano compuesta por un joker, una de queda libre de la carcel del monopoly, 2 tarjetas de club y una tarjeta verde número 4 del juego UNO
puntos -3 | votos: 7
El titulo oficial de la biblia era - Chuk Norris y amigos
puntos 2 | votos: 10
no se me ocurre ninguno -
puntos 11 | votos: 11
Sabemos que la magia no existe - pero mientras no sepamos lo que realmente ocurre, seguiremos llamándolo magia,

puntos 25 | votos: 25
Pruébalo - Funciona
puntos 8 | votos: 8
No Puedo Dormir - Me Come El Payaso
puntos 14 | votos: 14
Tu eres tonto? - recopilación
puntos 3 | votos: 5
Todos - nos preguntamos donde esta la verdadera felicidad yo tengo la respuesta: la felicidad esta en esa persona a la que tanto quieres y al verla feliz tu tambien lo eres
puntos 1422 | votos: 1644
Desmotiva - que ya nadie se acuerde de ellos. Siempre con nosotros. DEP


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