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bueno▲ 74 | ▼malo 4

puntos 5 | votos: 5
Foto, foto, foto!! - joder esta en video!
puntos 4 | votos: 4
+Hola - -hola +¿que tal? -bien¿tu? +bien -me alegro +igualmente -¿que haces? +nada¿tu? -nada
puntos 3 | votos: 3
El sueño - es el peor enemigo del día
puntos 0 | votos: 0
Yo diría más - ¿señor desea que le habrá windows?
puntos 2530 | votos: 2560
Comer mientras ves Tv - & comenzar a masticar mas despacio porque no escuchas

puntos 0 | votos: 0
Los hombres - son como las orquestas vienen, tocan y se van.
puntos -2 | votos: 4
DeSmOTiVa - Tener la mano manchada de tipex
puntos 7 | votos: 7
las heridas son todas iguales - cuanto mas piensas en ellas mas te duele
puntos 27 | votos: 29
No tengo palabras - para describir
puntos -3 | votos: 9
_________________________ - She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said dont mind, but what do you mean I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son For forty days and for forty nights The law was on her side But who can stand when shes in demand Her schemes and plans Cause we danced on the floor in the round So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice (Do think twice) She told my baby wed danced till three, then she looked at me Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls hearts She came and stood right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon She called me to her room Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son Billie Jean is not my lover Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son She says I am the one... Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover Billie Jean is not my lover...

puntos 3 | votos: 3
Gente que se hace Twitter - para creerse inteligente e interesante.
puntos 12 | votos: 12
un minuto de silencio - a esa gente que no tiene ni idea de que imagen poner.
puntos 1510 | votos: 1812
Mou , el proximo partido ... - te estas quietecito .
puntos 4 | votos: 6
¿Cuál es? -
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Por esas veces - Que vienes de vacaciones, te esperas tener muchísimos correos y no tienes ni 1

puntos 5 | votos: 11
buena respuesta! - :)
puntos 19 | votos: 19
La principal - ¿Alguien me puede decir el secreto para conseguir llegar a ella?
puntos 7 | votos: 7
yo también - pense en arrancarla cuando se dejan la llaves puestas.
puntos 7 | votos: 7
yo tambien - me he preguntado como sera walt_k en la realidad
puntos 5 | votos: 5
reconoce que - tu también tirabas escupitajos en el colegio

puntos 2905 | votos: 2979
Vivo en un país en el que - hacen falta escenas de sexo para anunciar un quitamanchas.
puntos 6 | votos: 8
Desmotiva - cuando eras pequeño y le decías a tu madre que querías escalar el Everest y te respondía que primero tienes que hacer los deberes



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