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29.06.2011

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puntos 7 | votos: 7
Es curioso... - a veces necesitamos volver al pasado para reconstruir nuestro futuro
puntos 8 | votos: 10
Deje de contar ovejas - para poder dormir y cuento los defectos que me quiero corregir...
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Yo NO - Feel like a ninja
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Mira chica, - sabes que perjudica? Perder la virginidad sin saber que significa.
puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.

puntos 17 | votos: 17
Accidente en la F1 - Button ha sido el protagonista
puntos 25 | votos: 25
¿Perdón? -
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Las heridas de hoy - son los golpes del ayer, y las cicatrices de mañana
puntos 5 | votos: 5
Teoría de la gravedad - la gravedad no es una fuerza de atracción, sino una manifestación de la distorsión de la geometría del espacio-tiempo bajo la influencia de los objetos que lo ocupan. -¿Lo pillas?
puntos 8 | votos: 8
No puedo soportar más - la carga de quererte y no poder decirtelo.

puntos 17 | votos: 17
Algún dia debo desaparecer - y se que es cierto, que nadie hablará de mi cuando haya muerto.
puntos -6 | votos: 50
Desmotiva - Que lo insulten por conseguir su sueño.
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Si cierras los ojos ves oscuridad. - Si los mantienes cerrados más tiempo... verás luz. Effi Stonem
puntos 4 | votos: 4
REGALO CUENTA - Soy usuario rojo, tengo un cartel en la principal, voy por el ranking 500 y ya casi soy superuser (Ranking 300), tengo más de 300 amigos y walt_k está entre ellos, quiero dar mi cuenta a alguien de confianza, tengo mensajes en la bandeja de entrada y el que se la quede que por favor no los mire, se que le va a dar igual pero bueno... Interesados comenten el cartel
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Yo tambien - pienso que debajo de mi teclado hay vida humana

puntos 10 | votos: 12
Deje de contar ovejas - Para dormir y cuento los defectos que me quiero corregir .
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Y esto... - es lo que yo hago para intentar comprender la naturaleza humana.
puntos 14 | votos: 14
No dejeis que el amor muera - es lo único que os queda.
puntos 4 | votos: 6
Hay pinturas preciosas, - y versos que aunque los leas no acaban. Hay canciones que llegan al alma y luego estás tú. Y sobre esta noche que envuelve tu cuerpo te susurro al oído, indefensa: -Existe el arte, princesa y luego estás tú
puntos 10 | votos: 10
No sabes - lo que tienes hasta que lo pierdes.

puntos 4 | votos: 4
Las olas acarician la playa... - ojalá tu fueras el mar y yo fuera la arena.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
porque las guapas - tambien se tiran pedos
puntos 1 | votos: 3
Simplemente genial - ¿Hace falta decir más?
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Abuelos - escuchalos..siempre saben lo que dicen ;)
puntos 22 | votos: 22
Se busca chico fiel, protector - y cariñoso, para una chica torpe, despistada y soñadora :)

puntos 12 | votos: 12
El dinero es como el agua salada - Cuanta más bebes, más sed tienes.
puntos 14 | votos: 14
Y este cuadro - cuanto dices qe cuesta..?! Yo tambien se hacer esto y no vale tanto...
puntos 6 | votos: 8
Feel like a cactus -
puntos 6 | votos: 6
El amor lo vence todo - seguro que vence incluso una hemorragia subaracnoidea genética.
puntos 20 | votos: 22
Nappa - murió porque los creadores de la serie no sabían como coño convertirlo en super saiyan

puntos 14 | votos: 14
Aquí - la gente sobre el polvo escribe versos, no los maquillan con collares ni con gestos, escriben, es que buscan desahogo porque saben que el bolígrafo es el mejor psicólogo.
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Porque llevar rastas - ya está pasado de moda.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
Daría todo lo que sé, - por la mitad de lo que ignoro
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Las pequeñas alegrias - ni se alquilan ni se venden, algo que no entiende la gran mayoría....
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Dime que me odias, - pero dímelo mirándome a los ojos-

puntos 15 | votos: 17
-¿Sabías que... - el 90% de la población critica a las personas por su apariencia física? -Fuck yeah.
puntos 8 | votos: 8
La voz del enemigo nos acusa, - el silencio del amigo nos condena.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
Kira - Porque siempre existirá el debate sobre si es un asesino o un justiciero.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
Una mirada - No dice nada, y al mismo tiempo, lo dice todo
puntos 24 | votos: 24
¿Sabías que - la bombilla más longeva del mundo lleva 110 años encendida?

puntos 6 | votos: 10
Nunca hullas, jamás olvides - pero sigue andando!!
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Si crees que ser libre - es no depender de nadie... Significa que todavía no te has enamorado.
puntos 1453 | votos: 1689
Liarme un problema - para olvidarme de cientos de ellos.
puntos 2 | votos: 4
La razón baila aprisionada - La locura fluye apasionada
puntos 3 | votos: 7
Soy un convencido soñador - que busca sin cesar el fin de ese verso que rime con su nombre




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