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de nada.
A mi me gusta beber sangre.
Nah, Fóllame antonio.
De su ano. Está extreñido. Te quedan 2 semanas de vida.
¿Quieres kebab? ¿Rojo o azul?
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
..
And i don't give a fuck
Cuz I'm the designated drinker!
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And i don't give a fuck
Cuz I'm the designated drinker!
Fuck a wristband lets all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech with out the Chong
Hittin up the beer bong
When the cops show up
I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud feel the ambiance
Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fuckin' butcher
And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher!
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick titties
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties droppin
x2
Been sleeping on bunk beds
Since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Come on, lets go baby baby, oh we share the one world
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Mou sugu ni todoku kara I believe hitotsu no sekai he, yeah yeah
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Ima koso koete yukou I believe itotsu no ashita he, yeah yeah ..
Share the one dream, tsutae atte
Share the good times, sou waratte
Share the one world now
Chikazuki maemuki mee share shitaiyo style
Hajimaru hirogaru souzou ijou kono flavor
Karada juu I feel so good jiyuu ninareru oh yeah
Come on, lets go baby baby, oh we share the one world
Ima koso koete yukou I believe itotsu no ashita he, yeah yeah
Share the one dream, shinji atte
Share the good times, te wo tsunaide
Share the one world now
Yukisaki miezuni tachidomaru toki
Umm you and me yes kimochi wakachiau sekai ni
Michibiki I feel the heat arukidashiteku oh yeah