mis dieses al creador

LOL Creo que eso lo dije yo o alguien ahahah XDD

IronMan LO PETA!

Spam, tío, ¿por qué?

Se disfruta el viaje :)

No siempre tenemos los huevos para decir lo que realmente pensamos de las personas más cercanas por miedo a diñarlas.

¿Cuál es el mote de un tartamudo en la guerra?
El Metralleta.

Abstinencia al secso, eso es veneno para tus genitales.

Va va vamos chicos que se está frenando estooooo !!

Esto me suena a Día sexto xd

Y les haces caso xd

No importa que llueva si tengo la blusa de Ida, si nieva o truena si tienes esa blusaaaaa




NANAANANAAN BLUSA!

La de polémica que ha dado tu cartel colega ahahah xD

Te la dedico

Se le veía tan majo y con buenos modales ahahahah xD

Noticiario de última hora:
La blusa está bien e intacta en el chirri de Ida.

Mi móvil no tiene mucha batería, la solución es ver la última película de Sasha Grey y pasar la tarde.

Los errores son divertidos, pero aquí la divertida eres tú, mami :3

@Deewa, otro pa' ti xd

Si el ratón quiere agua tu te callas y la calientas.

Si mi miembro viril te vasila, tú abres la boca y te atragantas.

Si Adri te vasila tu ases las cena y asimilas.

No hay agua caliente, son los papis.

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WES WE CAN HACER PIPI IN THE WATER

still lack access to safe water and over 2.5 billion lack access to adequate sanitation.[7] There is a clear correlation between access to safe water and GDP per capita.[8] However, some observers have estimated that by 2025 more than half of the world population will be facing water-based vulnerability.[9] A recent report (November 2009) suggests that by 2030, in some developing regions of the world, water demand will exceed supply by 50%.[10] Water plays an important role in the world economy, as it functions as a solvent for a wide variety of chemical

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Water covers 71% of the Earth's surface,[3] and is vital for all known forms of life.[4] On Earth, 96.5% of the planet's water is found in seas and oceans, 1.7% in groundwater, 1.7% in glaciers and the ice caps of Antarctica and Greenland, a small fraction in other large water bodies, and 0.001% in the air as vapor, clouds (formed of solid and liquid water particles suspended in air), and precipitation.[5][6] Only 2.5% of the Earth's water is freshwater, and 98.8% of that water is in ice and groundwater. Less than 0.3% of all freshwater is in rivers, lakes, and the atmosphere, and an even smal

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Si el agua se calienta es porque la p**** te entra.

BE WATER MY FRIEND

Si el agua no llega... Es porque eres negro y no la pagas.

Muerde un palo que te la enchufo para cargarte de calor.

@Deewa, te lo dedico :3