Yonko

  

 En Desmotivaciones desde:
04.01.2011

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 Votos recibidos:
bueno▲ 3041 | ▼malo 1392
La razón de baneo:
cartel vulgar


puntos 27 | votos: 27
¿Sabias que.. - el personaje favorito de J. K. Rowling es Luna Lovegood?
puntos 2527 | votos: 2561
Típico - Hacerte el dormido cuando tu madre entra en tu habitación
puntos 30 | votos: 32
¿Imaginas despertar - en un mundo paralelo?
puntos 17 | votos: 19
kalise!! - kalise para todos!!!!
puntos 1984 | votos: 2088
Envidio tu cepillo - por recorrer cada rincón de tu boca.

puntos 10 | votos: 10
Kalise para todos! - .
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Kalise para todox -
puntos 315 | votos: 375
Bienvenidos a Desmozombiland -
puntos 2107 | votos: 2185
CURVA A LA DERECHAAA!!! - OOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!! OOOOTRA OOOOTRAA OOOOTRAA!!!
puntos 1769 | votos: 1827
Me ha dicho Xabi Alonso - que te de esto de su parte.

puntos 1556 | votos: 1582
En estas situaciones - Te das cuenta de lo frágil que puede llegar a ser la vida
puntos 1524 | votos: 1620
Por mucho que pegues - con el martillo, la última gota siempre va al calzoncillo.
puntos 14 | votos: 14
No te toques -
puntos 30 | votos: 30
La alegría no es más - que saber disfrutar de las cosas simples de la vida
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Christians Go Home -

puntos 52 | votos: 52
Me siento vacio - Firmado: mi buzón de entrada
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Niños que se creen porretas - por fumar cachimba
puntos 2 | votos: 2
Sabes qe no puedes tenerme odio - Porque te doy por el culo mas duro que tu novio
puntos 3 | votos: 3
¿Quien creeis que gana? - ¿Mahamoudou Diop o Velarte? Comentar vuestra opinión
puntos 58 | votos: 58
Solo si proteges a tu clan - ...te harás digno de ellos

puntos 24 | votos: 24
Señores - esta es mi cara cuando no me dan los códigos de Sión
puntos 62 | votos: 62
Odio - a la gente que se cree superior a mi. El problema es que hay demasiada gente así.
puntos 31 | votos: 31
¿Y cómo imaginar que - el Doctor Who intentaría asesinar a Harry Potter?
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Metodos de Suicidio #4 - Buscar a este
puntos 3 | votos: 11
Sume - Dos Atractivas Presentadoras perreando, crítica continua a Justin Bieber y a dos mediocres humoristas repitiendo la misma gracieta una y otra y otra vez y tendrá el programa perfecto ... ... ... Para Quinceañeros

puntos 17 | votos: 17
Yuri Gagarin - “Veo la superficie terrestre a través de la ventanilla. El cielo es negro. Y rodeando la Tierra, rodeando el horizonte hay una aureola azul muy bonita que se oscurece a medida que se aleja de la superficie. Qué hermosa es”
puntos 42 | votos: 42
No busque amigos - para matar el tiempo. Busca tiempo para matar amigos.
puntos 16 | votos: 26
Política del miedo - En 3,2,1...
puntos 21 | votos: 23
Hoy, - sera recordado como el día de la infamia por el baneo inmerecido de este gran usuario y muchos otros que ahora ocupan su puesto en lo alto de los héroes del Frente de Liberación Desmotivacionero
puntos 27 | votos: 27
REMEMBER REMEMBER - THE THIRD OF SEPTEMBER

puntos 14 | votos: 16
Simplemente - hay cosas impresionantes
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Desmotiva - agregar al tuenti a una zupia que está mazo de cachonda y te haces ilusiones pensando que igual puedes conseguir algo con ella pero se te va al traste y te elimina y te quedas con una sensación desagradable de tristeza y añoro
puntos 5 | votos: 5
De estas 3 cosas elige que - te llevarías a una isla desierta: 1- Un CD con un capítulo de La que se avecina 2- Un frasco para depositar semen pero que está vacío 3- Una pistola sin balas
puntos 1964 | votos: 2040
Cinturón de seguridad - es más cómodo que una silla de ruedas.
puntos 25 | votos: 25
Mujer mata a su marido - y a sus 2 hijos con una cacerola. Parece ser que se le fue la olla

puntos 0 | votos: 6
Sauce -
puntos 2185 | votos: 2227
Esta adolescente sobrevivió - a un terrible rayo gracias al cable de su iPod. Se llama Sophie Frost. Estaba caminando junto a su novio cuando se refugiaron de una tormenta bajo un árbol. Los médicos creen que sobrevivió a la descarga de 300.000 voltios porque el rayo viajó a través del cable del iPod desviando la descarga lejos de sus órganos vitales. La adolescente fue llevada al hospital y se recupera de las quemaduras en el pecho y las piernas. Sophie puede dar gracias a que llevaba su iPod, el cual se lo había regalado su abuela 4 días antes del suceso.
puntos 7 | votos: 11
¡Juguemos! - Comodín Desmo: 2 Positivos Caja Misteriosa: Mensaje Privado con ???
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Are you fucking kidding Lenin? -
puntos 1896 | votos: 1950
Connie Culp - Su esposo le disparo en la cara en el 2005. Le practicaron 30 operaciones para reconstruir su cara. Le cuesta hablar y respirar, tambien comer. Su hija le dice: Mama, que clase de ejemplo me esta dando al volver con el hombre que te disparo en la cara?

puntos 4 | votos: 6
Viva Trollking, Viva Hey! - Viva Yonko y su ley!!!
puntos 7 | votos: 9
Trollking - ¡HA VUELTO!
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Define Dios - con una sola palabra
puntos 2065 | votos: 2255
Y como sabemos que te - gusta estar calentito... ¡TE HEMOS QUEMADO LA CASA !
puntos 43 | votos: 45
Me marcho temporalmente - Mi cuenta seguirá siendo usada por otra persona que es de confianza para que modere la cola con mi cuenta. No subirá carteles, no comentará ni responderá mensajes. Tan solo se limitará a votar, a proponer y denunciar. Voy a tardar mucho en volver a la página, así que no me añoréis. Ah, y cualquier intento de petarme la bandeja de entrada como la otra vez será inútil, así que no os molestéis.

puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.
puntos 43 | votos: 43
Admin cabrones - Que en vez de mejorar la pagina se crean otra, se pide que pongan gif y demás para disfrutar de la pagina y lo hacen todo en otra pagina, avariciosos que llenan desmotivaciones de publicidad, como si no tuvieran suficiente con lo que ganan por no hacer casi nada Luego el FAQ, si si, lo voy a poner, este miercoles lo pongo... mas de un mes, y ni puto caso Encima a los superuser se nos oculta información, ya no sabemos ni el nombre de los mod ni quien borra los carteles que denunciamos... En serio admin, me dais vergüenza, estáis dejando la pagina tanto que ya da asco todo Lo malo es que me borraran el cartel antes de que lo leais, pero me quedare a gusto
puntos 7 | votos: 11
Putita de barrio - Descripción gráfica.
puntos 2024 | votos: 2206
Y como sabemos - que eres de EEUU hemos incorporado una hamburguesa a tu hamburguesa para que comas mientras comes
puntos 2120 | votos: 2202
Porque yo tampoco voy a esperar - A que se muera mi ídolo para hacerle un cartel, Te Amo mama!


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