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@chorbotown, Of course I have a conscience. I left you a place to shit, didn't I? It's a small conscience.
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@chorbotown, You didn't because you can't. I've had time to think about this, Morgan. I don't fit that code you were talking about, do I? At first I thought the Butcher only went after criminals because nobody gives a God damn what happens to them. But now … now I think you got a conscience
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Don't test me, Sergeant. I could have killed you. I didn't.
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@chorbotown, Who you never visit. Puts a pit in my stomach, that I can only interpret as … sadness. If you had a personal life, you might not have made me your obsession, and we might not be here right now.
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@chorbotown, Fuck you. Fuck you, Morgan, I have a family. I have my mother, my sisters.
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@chorbotown, Then I looked at our personal lives, and … well, it's where the differences became clearer. Strange as it may seem, I have people who depend on me. They would be devastated if they found out what I do. You, Sergeant, you're more of a lone wolf. Easier to put down, no one in the pack to miss you.
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@chorbotown, … You cut people up into little pieces …
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@chorbotown, First I considered our value to the community. That was a wash. We're both loyal civil servants, we work hard to keep the city clean.
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@chorbotown, I know you're fucking kidding me.
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@chorbotown, Right. In terms of who goes, it boiled down to a philosophical question: which one of us has more inherent worth?
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@chorbotown, I am not a killer.
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Regardless of how we got here, one of the two killers in this cabin has to go away.
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@d17pac, @taraastarr, gracias :D
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@Albarikoke, A MI NO ME LAS DES! xDDD
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@Albarikoke, no las des ¬¬
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@Albarikoke, agarro bien xDDD no las des :D
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@AdrimolaXD, :D
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@AdrimolaXD, me alegro que te guste :D
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@AdrimolaXD, :D
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@kurara7, quien, yo? xDDD
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muy cierto... pillada! :D
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@ladysilenciosa, sigues siendo muy mala T.T
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@kurara7, buen chico? XDDD
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@guillari, jajajajaja gracias :D
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@Rkma, escribías lo que??? xDDD gracias ^^
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@PrincessLady, jajajaja si tú lo dices... gracias :D
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@merdaenbote, no, nunca los he hecho xD
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@kurara7, buen niño? xDDD
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@kurara7, tranquila, que sí que te lo diré xD
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@ladysilenciosa, yo? que mala... T.T
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@ladysilenciosa, que? no... u.u
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@guillari, me alegro que te guste :D
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@PrincessLady, no sé yo... xD
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@ladysilenciosa, vaga... xD
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@kurara7, te lo repetiré a la noche xD
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@PrincessLady, supongo que si... creo que ya no puedo borrarlo xD
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@PrincessLady, el de arriba no es muy normal que digamos xDD
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@Ratoncillo, xDDDD :D
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@PrincessLady, mola? no sé, no me termina de convencer... xD
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@ladysilenciosa, :okay:, tendré que ir a por uno... u.u xDDD
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@ladysilenciosa, no puedes ir tú a por uno? vaga... xD
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@kurara7, porque ya te lo dije ayer... xD
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@night_nana, :D
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@kurara7, yo? no lo soy... T.T
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@ladysilenciosa, lo eres, vas a repartir golpes de remo o no? xD
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@Two, que velocidad... xD
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@night_nana, que?
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@ladysilenciosa, me encanta que te encante ^_^
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@ladysilenciosa, ve comenzando, a mi me da pereza xD
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@chorbotown, What? Somebody didn't drink all the coffee. It's a stupid question.
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@chorbotown, Deb …
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@chorbotown, No, somebody didn't drink all the coffee. I had a cup and Dexter had a cup, and it just kinda went like that until the [imitating Lila's British accent] pot was empty
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Did somebody drink all the coffee again?
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@kurara7, casi me pillas, pero no lo diré xD
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@night_nana, y tú? XD
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@kurara7, eso de que...un momento! que no te lo diré de nuevo hasta esta noche xD
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@ladysilenciosa, habrá que empezar a repartir entonces xD
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@chorbotown, Hey I didn't do this to you when you were riding square-jaw guy with the handcuffs
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@chorbotown, Who is she? And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?
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@chorbotown, Deb, did knocking occur to you?
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Who's the skank?
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@chorbotown, I own you.
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@chorbotown, And what's that?
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@chorbotown, Well, in that case, sergeant, let me put this in the open for you. No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
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@chorbotown, No, man. Unlike you, I do everything out in the open.
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@chorbotown, I guess there's no recorder running after all.
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@chorbotown, You might have been, for hell I know. Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. I tried every avenue, legal and otherwise, but there ain't no paper trail on the early years of Dexter Morgan.
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@chorbotown, I hope you don't expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn't born yesterday.
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You finally decided to fight back. I've been waiting.
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@kurara7, pero si ya te lo dije ayer a la noche! xD
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@Andreinha, jajajajaja
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@kurara7, vale, esta noche te lo vuelvo a decir xD
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@Andreinha, pues puedes empezar a prepararte, en cualquier momento podría subir un cartel xD
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@night_nana, cuando me conesto a donde? xD
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@ladysilenciosa, y si no les gusta...golpe de remo! xD
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@Andreinha, tienes razón...lo más seguro es que me pilles xD
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@Andreinha, tal vez sí, tal vez no... xD
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cierto es... te pillé! :P
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@night_nana, nada? ¬¬ xD
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@kurara7, eso no es suficiente, ya te lo dije ayer... xD
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@ladysilenciosa, por mí se puede quedar, pero creo que a otros usuarios no les hará tanta gracia xD
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WTF???
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@night_nana, nada?
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@kurara7, no se lo diré de nuevo xD
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@ladysilenciosa, si, todavía estaba en la 3, se nota que no hay mucha gente conectada xD
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@Andreinha, ya, no tienen tu estilo xD
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@seven_avsr, jajajaja lo sé... u.u
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@night_nana, que?
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@kurara7, yo no te he dicho nada de eso ¬¬ xD
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@Andreinha, jajajajaja seguro que alguien más lo dice aún
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@night_nana, que pasa??? XDD
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@kurara7, tranquila, eso es cuestión de tiempo, en nada ya recordarás lo que dije XDD
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@seven_avsr, yo tampoco, es todo un dilema xD
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muy cierto eso... u.u pillada en la página 3 :D
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@kurara7, amnesia temporal? entonces solo necesitas esperar a que se te pase xDDD
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@Andreinha, no la es... u.u jajajaja me esperaba que alguien fuese a decir eso, todavía tardaron en decirla
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@seven_avsr, no quiero quedarme loco xDDD
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@kurara7, eso fue anoche, ya te lo dije en el viaje xDD
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@Andreinha, me alegro que te guste :D
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@kurara7, no las des ^^ yo seré tu ayudante de cocina jajajaja
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