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chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, jajajaja está muy unida la familia

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@GEHA, :D

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@chorbotown, Absolutely.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Well, I won't lie. I'm a little disappointed. But, I know your heart's in the right place.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, See, she's yelling at me now. Look, I'm no expert, but I think Deb could use some girl time tonight.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Dexter, come on! Dexter, open the fucking door!

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Hold on. [to Debra] Hold on!

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@chorbotown, Dexter, unlock the door.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, No, no! I swear! This is about Deb. She had her first day at work today, and LaGuerta was kind of rough on her.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Dexter, this … isn't about this morning, is it?

chorbotown
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I need your help. I know how much you were looking forward to going out tonight, but I think Deb could use you more.

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, ya me contarás si funciona bien xDDD

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, es un método como cualquier otro xDDDD

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Wow... You're chipper

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.

chorbotown
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You've been benched?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, You said call it.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I didn't flip yet!

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Heads.

chorbotown
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All right, call it – heads or tails?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, The tits are right there.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Oops. You caught me.

chorbotown
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So, titty site?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, You can't be a killer and a hero. It doesn't work that way!

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I'm very … fond of her.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, No – no, don't say that.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I can't. Not Deb …

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, 'Course you don't. You've been away from your family since you were three. But I'm here now. I can help you. We can take this journey together.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I don't know who I am.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Dex! You don't have a code. Harry did. Now he's been dead ten years. You can't keep – keep him sitting on your shoulder like Jiminy Fucking Cricket! You need to embrace who you are now.

chorbotown
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pues ni idea, pero a mi me pasa...

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, obviamente xDDD

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, But the code …

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, You can be that way too.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, A killer. Without reason or regret. Free.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, You can be yourself around me. Who. Am. I?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, That's not why I kill.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Like an … absurd avenger?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, He taught me a code. To survive.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Harry teach you that?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Yes.

chorbotown
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Your victims. Are they all killers?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, So gullible.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I've got to wash my hands

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, What if there's an airborne toxin in here waiting to be released?

chorbotown
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Maybe you should open it.

chorbotown
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jajajajajajajaja

chorbotown
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jajajajajaja muy bueno :D

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Okay …

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Okay.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I'm serious.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Okay.

chorbotown
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Dexter, heads up. Bad in there.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I'm not joking; I kill people. Whoo. There it is again. [pause] You should try it. I know — your big bad wolf has racked up a tidy little death toll.

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@chorbotown, Well, you must be letting go, 'cause I've never heard you make a joke before.

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@chorbotown, I'm a serial killer. [pause] Oh God. That feels … so amazing to say out loud.

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@chorbotown, Okay.

chorbotown
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I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Lucky girl.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Girlfriend.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Cute and funny. Let me guess, taken?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

chorbotown
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Meridian? Best thing that's ever happened to me … so far. How about you? You finding him helpful?

chorbotown
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@Dey_26, jajaja nadie le quiere

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Innocent people. I don't hurt innocent people.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. You're not like Paul; you don't hurt people.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, I have a dark side, too. [Rita laughs] What? I do.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Well, I always knew it was there. I guess I just didn't think I deserved better – until I met you.

chorbotown
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When'd you first notice it? This darkness inside the guy you fell for?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Because it is pathetic.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, How do you know?

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, But the fantasies are all wrong! The guy we're looking for wouldn't turn dead dirty things into living cartoons, he'd find that pathetic.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Yeah! And turns 'em into fucked up fantasy shit.

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@chorbotown, The Ice-Truck Killer drains the blood from his victims, freezes the bodies, and only then severs their limbs. It's clean and efficient, that's his psychological signature. Neil Perry, on the other hand, stuffs roadkill.

chorbotown
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has hecho un cartel sobre justin bieber?????

chorbotown
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O.O

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, tampoco tengo nada mejor que hacer a estas horas xDD

chorbotown
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@er_xarvi, gracias :D

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, si, hoy no entro hasta más tarde a clase xD

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, sep xD

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, me alegro que te guste :D

chorbotown
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@seven_avsr, jajajaja :D

chorbotown
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@ugn2010, ya me imagino, ya me gustaría echarle una partida con amigos, pero ahora ya cada uno está a lo suyo u.u

chorbotown
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@ugn2010, para eso yo usaba el gancho, y si intentaban volver, a bombas con ellos xDDDD

chorbotown
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@ugn2010, jajajaja vaya troll, esa jugada la conocía con yoshi, que te metía como en un huevo xDDD

chorbotown
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@ugn2010, jajajaja en serio? pensaba que lo dirías porque con lo de volar siempre volvía xD

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Don't worry. No one will know Prince Charming knocked you up before the ball.

chorbotown
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I feel like Cinderella … except for the whole Disney-virgin thing.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, Winning.

chorbotown
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@chorbotown, What are you doing in my office, Dex?

chorbotown
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It's all about strategy. Out-maneuvering the opposition, bending him to your will.

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@chorbotown, Well, the M.E.'s report on the other victims suggests that the Skinner starts slow, probably to build fear. Anton's a big guy, lot of skin. [Debra looking horrified] … That's meant to be comforting.

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Skinner's had him for 24 hours. How long do you think he can hold out?

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@chorbotown, Dex, after 14 years of filing briefs, trying cases, and dealing with bullshit, this is all going to look nice and neat in comparison.

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@chorbotown, There's six quarts of blood in the human body. This isn't going to be pretty. There's no shame in backing out.

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@chorbotown, Yeah.

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You ever drop a quart of milk? Watch it spread over the whole kitchen floor? The mess it makes?





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