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bueno 12697 | malo 443
GeekVeterano Nivel 3

puntos 22 | votos: 22
Voy a clase - de Lengua Castellana, ¿te vienes?
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Ser diferente no es algo - malo,simplemente es algo bueno.
puntos 5 | votos: 5
Por esos juegos - Que te llegan tan hondo...
puntos 6 | votos: 12
Las buenas ideas - son las menos conocidas
puntos -3 | votos: 9
que estoy mu loco... - que le meti el dedo en el ojo a mourinho

puntos 1 | votos: 5
- ¿ Quieres jugar a algo? - + Vale, ¿ A que ?.
- Lo que quieras, soy español.
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Por esos solos de guitarra - que jamás olvidaremos
puntos 887 | votos: 915
Esforzarse de pequeño - para ser el mejor de mayor.
puntos 14 | votos: 14
En este mundo no hay racistas - hay IDIOTAS!
puntos 11 | votos: 13
Ese momento de alegría general - cuando falta el profesor más odiado.

puntos 8 | votos: 10
No sé que pensar después de esto -
puntos 4 | votos: 4
404 carteles ya. - Gracias a toda la gente que me ha estado apoyando durante este año en
Desmotivaciones. Quiero decir que sois muy grandes y quiero dar
especial gracias a unos cuantos usuarios.
adaam97: Un mítico en mis especiales, uno de mis primeros amigos por
estos lares.
ChallengeAcceptedd: El tío de los carteles largos también figura en
mi lista de amigos más íntimos.
cataplasma: V de vendetta  y miembro de KAF también está incluido en
este especial, ¿por qué no?
incomplete: Y cerramos esta lista con este loco al que solo le puedo
decir una cosa “¿Pollas?”
Y con esto se acaba mi especial.  Sé que me falta un montonazo de
gente pero no puedo hacer un cartel tan largo pero ellos saben
quiénes son.
Un abrazo y hasta mi próximo cartel.
puntos 2 | votos: 6
10-Freedom - Come on!
Uggh!
Solo, Im a soloist on a solo list
All live, never on a floppy disk
Inka, inka, bottle of ink
Paintings of rebellion
Drawn up by the thoughts I think

Yeah!
Come on!
The militant poet in once again, check it

Its set up like a deck of cards
Theyre sending us to early graves
For all the diamonds
Theyll use a pair of clubs to beat the spades
With poetry I paint the pictures that hit
More like the murals that fit
Dont turn away
Get in front of it

Brotha, did ya forget ya name?
Did ya lose it on the wall
Playin tic-tac-toe?

Yo, check the diagonal
Three brothers gone
Come on
Doesnt that make it three in a row?

Spoken quietly: Anger is a gift

Come on!
Uggh!

(Guitar solo)

Drop that!
Uggh!
Come on
Yeah
Uggh

Brotha, did ya forget ya name?
Did ya lose it on the wall
Playin tic-tac-toe?

Yo, check the diagonal
Three million gone
Come on
Cause you know theyre counting backwards to zero

Environment
The environment exceeding on the level
Of our unconciousness
For example
What does the billboard say?
Come and play!, come and play!
Forget about the movement
Anger is a gift

Yeeeaaahhhh!
Uggh!
Awww, bring that shit in!
Uggh!
Hey!

Freedom...yea...
Freedom...yea right...
Freedom...yeeeaaahhh!
Freedom!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Freedom!
Yea right!
Freedom!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Freedom!
Yea!
Right!
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Nuestras series faboritas - Convertidas en una burla
No le encuentro la gracia
puntos 7 | votos: 7
El machacahuevos -

puntos 1 | votos: 3
09-Township rebellion - Rebel, rebel and yell
Cause our people still dwell in hell
Locked in a cell
Yes, the structures a cell
Mad is the story I tell
How long can we wait?
Come on, seein whats at stake
Action for reaction
If your minds in a somewhat complacent state
Get a check up
This is a stick up
Our freedom or your life
Lord, I wish I could be peacful
But there can be no sequel

Now freedom must be fundamental
In Johannesburg or South Central
On the mic, cause someone should tell em
To kick in the township rebellion

Yeah, what about that, sucker?

Yeah, so you thought you could get with the hardlines
That fill your mind
Thoughts, battles fought
And lessons taught
Yes Ill display the fitness
And flip like a gymnast
Raise my fist and resist
Asleep, though we stand in the midst
Of a war
Gotta get mine
Gotta get more
Keepin the mic warm against the norm
Cause what does it offer me?
I think often its nothin but a coffin

Gotta get wreck
Till our necks never swing on a rope
From here to the cape of no hope

Now freedom must be fundamental
In Johannesburg or South Central
On the mic, cause someone should tell em
To kick in the township rebellion

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm

Whats it gonna take?
Freeeeeeeeee !
Shackle their minds when theyre bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackle their minds when theyre left on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackled our minds when were bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
Shackled our minds when were left on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost, lost, lost!
Shackle your minds and youre left on the cross!
When ignorance reigns, life is lost!
Just shackle your minds when youre bent on the cross!
When ignorance reigns, life is lost, lost!

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm
puntos 1 | votos: 5
08-Fistful of steel - Silence
Something about silence makes me sick
Cause silence can be violent
Sorta like a slit wrist

If the vibe was suicide
Then you would push da button
But if ya bowin down
Then let me do the cuttin

Some speak the sounds
But speak in silent voices
Like radio is silent
Though it fills the air with noises
Its transmissions bring submission
As ya mold to the unreal
And mad boy grips the microphone
Wit a fistful of steel
Yeah...and mad boy grips the microphone
Wit a fistful of steel

Wit a fistful of steel
(Cause I know the power of the question)
Wit a fistful of steel
Wit a fistful of steel
(And I wont stop cause I know the power of the question)

Its time to flow like the fluid in ya veins
If ya will it, I will spill it
And ya out just as quick as ya came
Not a silent one
But a defiant one
Never a normal one
Cause Im the bastard son
With the visions of the move
Vocals not to soothe
But to ignite and put in flight
My sense of militance
Groovin, playin the game called survival
The status, the elite, the enemy, the rival
The silent sheep slippin, riffin, trippin
Give ya a glimpse of the reality Im grippin
Steppin into the jam and Im slammin like Shaquille
Mad boy grips the microphone
Wit a fistful of steel
Yeah...and mad boy grips the microphone
Wit a fistful of steel

Wit a fistful of steel
(Cause I know the power of the question)
Wit a fistful of steel
Wit a fistful of steel
(And I wont stop cause I know the power of the question)
Ahh shit

And I wont stop cause I know the power of the question

And if the vibe was suicide
Then you would push da button
But if ya bowin down
Then let me do the cuttin`
Yeah!
Come on!

A .44 full of bullets
Face full of pale
Eyes full of empty
A stare full of nails
The roulette ball, rolls along on the wheel
A mind full of fire
And a fistful of steel

And if the vibe was suicide
Then you would push da button
But if ya bowin down
Then let me do the cuttin

Yeah! Wit a fistful of steel!
Come on!
Uggh!
Wit a fistful of steel!
Uggh!
puntos 7 | votos: 9
07-Wake up - Although ya try to discredit
Ya still never read it
The needle, Ill thread it
Radically poetic
Standin with the fury that they had in 66
And like E-Double Im mad
Still knee-deep in the systems shit
Hoover, he was a body remover
Ill give ya a dose
But it can never come close
To the rage built up inside of me
Fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy

Movements come and movements go
Leaders speak, movements cease
When their heads are flown
Cause all these punks
Got bullets in their heads
Departments of police, the judges, the feds
Networks at work, keepin people calm
You know they went after King
When he spoke out on Vietnam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot

Yeah!
Yeah, back in this...
Wit poetry, my mind I flex
Flip like Wilson, vocals never lackin dat finesse
Whadda I got to, whadda I got to do to wake ya up
To shake ya up, to break the structure up
Cause blood still flows in the gutter
Im like takin photos
Mad boy kicks open the shutter
Set the groove
Then stick and move like I was Cassius
Rep the stutter step
Then bomb a left upon the fascists
Yea, the several federal men
Who pulled schemes on the dream
And put it to an end
Ya better beware
Of retribution with mind war
20/20 visions and murals with metaphors
Networks at work, keepin people calm
Ya know they murdered X
And tried to blame it on Islam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot

Uggh!
What was the price on his head?
What was the price on his head!


I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard a shot
I think I heard, I think I heard a shot

He may be a real contender for this position should he
abandon his supposed obedience to white liberal doctrine
of non-violence...and embrace black nationalism
Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to
pinpoint potential trouble-makers... and neutralize them.
Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to
pinpoint potential trouble-makers... and neutralize them 
and neutralize them, and neutralize them, and neutralize them

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

How long? Not long, cause what you reap is what you sow
puntos 25 | votos: 25
Nuevas definiciones - de diccionario:
Amiga: Dícese de la mujer que elimina toda intención de querer
acostarse con ella
Amor a primera vista: Lo que ocurre cuando se encuentran dos personas
poco exigentes y excepcionalmente calientes.
Atracción: Asociación entre calentura y una persona en particular.
Bailar: Frustración vertical de un deseo horizontal.
Confianza: Vía libre que se le da a una persona para que cometa una
serie de barbaridades.
Desilusión: Estado de ánimo que se lleva a cabo cuando el bonito
trasero no coincide con la espantosa cara que se dio vuelta.
Fácil: Dícese de la mujer que tiene la moral sensual de un hombre.
Fútbol: Es con lo que toda mujer se casa, sin saberlo.
Indiferencia: Actitud que adopta una mujer hacia un hombre que no le
interesa, que es interpretada por el hombre
 como ‘se está haciendo la difícil’.
Inflación: Es tener que vivir pagando los precios del año pasado con
el sueldo del año próximo.
Lengua: Órgano sensual que algunos degenerados usan para hablar.
Modestia: Reconocer que uno es perfecto, pero sin decírselo a nadie.
Molesto: Persona que habla cuando uno desearía que escuchase.
Ninfómana: Término con el cual un hombre define a una mujer que
desea tener sexo más a menudo que él.
Suéter: Prenda que usan los niños cuando la madre tiene frío.
Señorita: Forma más elegante de denominar a una mujer que, a
diferencia de una ‘señora’, aún no posee un macho fijo.
Supermodelos: Evidencia de que todos los demás estamos mal hechos.
Trabajo en equipo: Posibilidad de echarle la culpa a otros
puntos 4 | votos: 10
Britney Spears - Tiene demasiadas virtudes, para que siempre le saquen sus defectos.
Ella nos mostró, como se puede llegar al fondo de la vida y resurgir
como un AVE FÉNIX.
Its britney , bitch

puntos 13 | votos: 15
Eres más ridículo - que levar unas Converses limpias...
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Toda guerra - se basa en la mentira.
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Siii...el codo -
puntos 3 | votos: 5
06-Know your enemy - Hey yo, so check this out
Yeah!
Know your enemy!
Come on!

Born with insight and a raised fist
A witness to the slit wrist, thats with
As we move into 92
Still in a room without a view
Ya got to know
Ya got to know
That when I say go, go, go
Amp up and amplify
Defy
Im a brother with a furious mind
Action must be taken
We dont need the key
Well break in

Something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
Cause Ill rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against em

Fist in ya face, in the place
And Ill drop the style clearly
Know your enemy...Know your enemy!
Yeah!

Hey yo, and dick with this...uggh!
Word is born
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E
Mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
The finger to the land of the chains
What? The land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy?

Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
Cause Ill rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against em

Now action must be taken
We dont need the key
Well break in

Ive got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
Ive got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
Time has come to pay...
Know your enemy!

Come on!
Yes I know my enemies
Theyre the teachers who taught me to fight me
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
puntos 1 | votos: 1
05-Bullet in the head - This time the bullet cold rocked ya
A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika
Nothin proper about ya propaganda
Fools follow rules when the set commands ya
Said it was blue
When ya blood was red
Thats how ya got a bullet blasted through ya head

Blasted through ya head
Blasted through ya head

I give a shout out to the living dead
Who stood and watched as the feds cold centralised
So serene on the screen
You was mesmerised
Cellular phones soundin a death tone
Corporations cold
Turn ya to stone before ya realise

They load the clip in omnicolour
Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
The sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Yeah
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Run it!
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Check-a, check-a, check it out
They load the clip in omnicolour
Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
The sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

No escape from the mass mind rape
Play it again jack and then rewind the tape
And then play it again and again and again
Until ya mind is locked in
Believin all the lies that theyre tellin ya
Buyin all the products that theyre sellin ya
They say jump and ya say how high
Ya brain-dead
Ya gotta fuckin bullet in ya head

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high
Yeah
Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Uggh! Yeah! Yea!

Ya standin in line
Believin the lies
Ya bowin down to the flag
Ya gotta bullet in ya head

Ya standin in line
Believin the lies
Ya bowin down to the flag
Ya gotta bullet in ya head

A bullet in ya head 
A bullet in ya head 
Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin head!
Yeah!
Yeah!

puntos 1 | votos: 3
04-Settle for nothing - A jail cell is freedom from the pain in my home
Hatred passed on, passed on and passed on
A world of violent rage
But its one that I can recognise
Having never seen the colour of my fathers eyes
Yes, I dwell in hell, but its a hell that I can grip
I tried to grip my family
But I slipped

To escape from the pain in an existence mundane
I gotta 9, a sign, a set and now I gotta name

Read my writing on the wall
No-ones here to catch me when I fall
Death is on my side....suicide!

A jail cell is freedom from the pain in my home
Hatred passed on, passed on and passed on
A world of violent rage
But its one that I can recognise
Having never seen the colour of my fathers eyes
Yes, I dwell in hell, but its a hell that I can grip
I tried to grip my family
But I slipped

To escape from the pain in an existence mundane
I gotta 9, a sign, a set and now I gotta name

Read my writing on the wall
No-ones here to catch me when I fall
Caught between my culture and the system....genocide!

Read my writing on the wall
No-ones here to catch me when I fall
If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face
Yeah!

If we dont take action now
We settle for nothing later
Settle for nothing now
And well settle for nothing later
If we dont take action now
We settle for nothing later
Well settle for nothing now
And well settle for nothing later

If we dont take action now
Well settle for nothing later
We settle for nothing now
And well settle for nothing later
If we dont take action now
We settle for nothing later
Well settle for nothing now
And well settle for nothing later
puntos 1 | votos: 5
03-Take the power back - Bring that shit in! Uggh!

Yeah, the movements in motion with mass militant poetry
Now check this out...uggh!

In the right light, study becomes insight
But the system that dissed us
Teaches us to read and right

So called facts are fraud
They want us to allege and pledge
And bow down to their God
Lost the culture, the culture lost
Spun our minds and through time
Ignorance has taken over
Yo, we gotta take the power back!
Bam! Heres the plan
Motherfuck Uncle Sam
Step back, I know who I am
Raise up your ear, Ill drop the style and clear
Its the beats and the lyrics they fear
The rage is relentless
We need a movement with a quickness
You are the witness of change
And to counteract
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

The present curriculum
I put my fist in em
Eurocentric every last one of em
See right through the red, white and blue disguise
With lecture I puncture the structure of lies
Installed in our minds and attempting
To hold us back
Weve got to take it back
Holes in our spirit causin tears and fears
One-sided stories for years and years and years
Im inferior? Whos inferior?
Yeah, we need to check the interior
Of the system that cares about only one culture
And that is why
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

Hey yo check, were gonna have to break it, break it,
break it down
Awww shit!

Uggh!

And like this...uggh!

Come on, yeah! Bring it back the other way!

The teacher stands in front of the class
But the lesson plan he cant recall
The students eyes dont perceive the lies
Bouning off every fucking wall
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen to some of that
Bullshit that he learned in school

Europe aint my rope to swing on
Cant learn a thing from it
Yet we hang from it
Gotta get it, gotta get it together then
Like the motherfuckin weathermen
To expose and close the doors on those who try
To strangle and mangle the truth
Cause the circle of hatred continues unless we react
We gotta take the power back

Yeah, we gotta take the power back
Come on, come on!
We gotta take the power back

No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies
No more lies

Uggh!

Yeah!

Take it back yall
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back yall, come on!
Take it back yall
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back yall, come on!

Uggh!

Yeah!
puntos 5 | votos: 5
02-Killing in the name - Killing in the name of!
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Huh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya 
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Uggh!

Killing in the name of!
Killing in the name of

And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control 
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control
And now you do what they told ya!

Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
You justify those that died by wearing the badge, theyre the chosen whites
Come on!

Yeah! Come on!

Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me!
Motherfucker!
Uggh!
puntos 5 | votos: 7
01-Bombtrack - It goes a-1, 2, 3...

Yeah, its just another bombtrack
And suckas be thinkin that they can fake this
But Im gonna drop it at a higher level
Cause Im inclined to stoop down
Hand out some beat-downs
Cold runna train on punk hos that
Think they run the game

But I learned to burn that bridge and delete
Those who compete...at a level thats obsolete
Instead I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag
To recall the downfall
And the businesses that burned us all
See through the news and the views that twist reality

Enough
I call the bluff
Fuck Manifest destiny

Landlords and power whores
On my people they took turns
Dispute the suits I ignite
And then watch em burn

With the thoughts from a militant mind
Hardline, hardline after hardline

Landlords and power whores
On my people they took turns
Dispute the suits I ignite
And then watch em burn

Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn

Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn

It goes a-1, 2, 3
Another funky radical bombtrack
Started as a sketch in my notebook
And now dope hooks make punks take another look
My mind ya hear and ya begin to fear
That ya card will get pulled if ya interfere

With the thoughts from a militant militant mind
Hardline, hardline after hardline

Landlords and power whores
On my people they took turns
Dispute the suits I ignite
And then watch em burn

Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
Burn, burn, yes ya gonna burn
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Todos tenemos un hobby - que no cambiaríamos por nada.

puntos 17 | votos: 17
La ignorancia - es una bendición
puntos -3 | votos: 15
MOTIBA - KASARTE KON E(LL)A I HAL DYA SIJUIENTE DESKUARTISARLA I KEMAR SU
KUERPO. KE VONITO HES EL HAMOR.
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Un Grande, pero equivocado - “Usted conduce un Ferrari cuando quiere ser alguien pero conduce un
Lamborghini cuando ya es alguien”.

                                         Frank Sinatra
puntos 74 | votos: 76
Hay personas - que son como las frutas: algunas son ácidas y otras son dulces, otras
se te atragantan y no las quieres volver a ver más, a otras les
tienes alergia y otras que, directamente, te mueres por pegarles un
mordisco.
puntos 2 | votos: 2
Desmotiva.... - Que battlefield 3 es mejor que mw3....

puntos 11 | votos: 11
Quién - No quiere un maestro así
puntos 1 | votos: 3
Naked City, - probablemente la música más esquizofrécnica que vayas a escuchar jamás
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Nuestra personalidad es - quienes somos, y nuestra actitud depende de quienes sean los demás.
puntos 26 | votos: 26
La diferencia entre sueño y soñar - es la misma que entre esfuerzo y esperar.
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Dime - que estarás cuando yo no sepa donde estoy.

puntos -1 | votos: 1
TEST GAY - Si ves a dos figuras bailando, tenemos malas noticias para ti...
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Atrévete - a cambiar tu mundo
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Aquí hay agua, - pero no puedo fiarme, me beberé mi propia orina
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Si no me tragas, - atragántate.
puntos 1 | votos: 7
Neymar - El mejor de todos.

puntos 7 | votos: 9
No me digáis que no es mono - (EL DELFÍN)
puntos 26 | votos: 26
Nunca te enfrentes a alguien - que no tiene nada que perder.
puntos 4 | votos: 4
Ese momento de indecisión - de no saber que responder a alguien que no vocaliza con tal de no parecer sordo.
puntos 10 | votos: 10
“Mi instinto animal - nunca se equivoca.”
puntos -9 | votos: 17
Ha Araceli le gusta Justin Bieber. - ¿Por qué? pues porque ha ella le gustan las chicas





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