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Veterano Nivel 3Geek

puntos 9 | votos: 13
!VIVAN LOS LATINOS! - por que sin los latinos nada seria igual :D
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Ante la duda - La mas tetuda
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Gracias Ollie. -
puntos 5 | votos: 7
NO QUIERO QUE - ME VOTEN POSITIVO SOLO QUIERO SABER PARA QUE SIRVEN LAS ETIQUETAS
puntos 21 | votos: 21
La Vida - es como un pene, es corta pero parece larga cuando se pone dura

puntos 24 | votos: 24
por esas rivalidades - que terminan siendo una gran amistad
puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Mongolia patria querida -
puntos 1 | votos: 21
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puntos 14 | votos: 14
Todo el mundo - te llama por tu nombre, pero hay solamente una persona que lo dirá y sonará especial.

puntos 15 | votos: 15
Manowar - Si no has oido de ellos no conoces el Heavy Metal
puntos 133 | votos: 133
Para mi no es sudor - Si no gotas de pasión
puntos 9 | votos: 11
Windgarviun Leviosa! -
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Hola, tarta - Se bien lo que quieres, te vi en aquella pelicula, zorra cerda puta, no te mereces que me acueste contigo, mejor te como para que no seas tan zorra
puntos 28 | votos: 30
Ocultar la verdad - es la forma más sutil de mentir

puntos 1814 | votos: 1858
Desmotiva - que la gente solo se acuerde de las personas que mueren por las drogas o el alcohol y no de las que consiguen salir de ellas
puntos 24 | votos: 52
El madrid El barça - Gana las copas para tirarlas Se tira para ganarlas
puntos 23 | votos: 23
Por fin alguien la usa!! - Yuju!!!
puntos 14 | votos: 16
no me toques los webbers¡¡ -
puntos 13 | votos: 17
Ernesto Parrales - mayorista de cafe,no recojo grano

puntos 0 | votos: 10
Hallan muerta a Amy-Winehouse - Se pasó de la raya y entro en nonduermas.
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Destapa la felicidad -
puntos 2513 | votos: 2593
Los dos mejores - porteros de España.
puntos 2964 | votos: 3592
Pasado Presente Futuro -
puntos 23 | votos: 23
Un aplauso - por esas series que dejaron una huella en nuestra infancia

puntos 9 | votos: 15
Gracias y Adios :) - Bueno, subo este cartel para despedirme como usuario de esta flipante pagina, un dia de golpe me dejo de funcionar, no me permitia ni votar ni ver mis votos ni nada, y asi no puedes estar aqui, me he vuelto a conectar para ver si se solucionaba pero nada, asi que me despido, a partir de hoy, seguire aqui pero sere uno mas de esos tantos de miles de personas que estan como usuarios, que la verdad nose porque no se registran jaja,porque la verdad es que vale la pena, Desmotivaciones.es es una gran familia :)... Queria despedirme de unos usuarios en concreto con los que he tenido contacto y la verdad es que son la ostia... Lorenita23, Yber y Vity35, puedo considerarlos amigos y decir que son muy grandes y el ranking asi lo demuestra :) . En resumen gracias usuarios de Desmotivaciones.es y hasta pronto :)
puntos 22 | votos: 22
Todo cartel necesita una - valoración digna
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Las reglas son sencillas .. - ¡Que empiece el juego! Tienes dos minutos para limpiar tu cuarto.
puntos 12 | votos: 12
¡Felicidades, señor spungo! - Jo, todos te estaban haciendo carteles ¡y yo también quería ser popular! Voy a escribir algo para que parezca como que quiero felicitarte y tal... Nah, ya en serio, no soy muy bueno haciendo felicitaciones porque soy un tío que suele decir la verdad siempre y cuando llegan estos eventos no sabe qué decir que no haya dicho ya... Te conozco desde hace muy poco pero ya incluso digo de ti que eres la polla (tiene mérito, creas que no) y te tengo en alta estima porque, además de ser una grandísima persona y demostrarlo día tras día, eres de los pocos que consigue sacarme una sonrisa con casi todos tus carteles, y eso se agradece, hay que reírse en esta triste y deprimente vida... Eres un tío grande, con unos grandes momentazos, unas grandes frases, unas grandes historias ocurrentemente divertidas (la historia del faraón) y me alegro de haberme acoplado al grupito que aún parece no tener nombre. En fin, lo que ya he dicho, que eres MUY grande aunque creas que no. ¡Felicidades, patapalo! PD: ¿Ya soy popular o tengo que hacer algo más?
puntos 4 | votos: 10
Buh - Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja Buh Jajaja

puntos 15 | votos: 19
¿Cuándo piensas valorarte? -
puntos 8 | votos: 14
Mario Bros - Porque el nos enseñó que vale la pena luchar por tu princesa.
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Si la vida - no tuviera obstáculos sería aburrida
puntos 28 | votos: 28
Voto de pobreza - ¿En qué momento confundieron dinero con alma?
puntos 15 | votos: 19
¿En serio crees - Que seria lo mismo sin el bajo?

puntos 15 | votos: 15
La vida no está hecha - Para comprenderla, si no para vivirla.
puntos 17 | votos: 21
¡¡¡Pues te reviento!!! -
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Yo no te insulto - tan solo te digo las verdades que no quieres oír
puntos 11 | votos: 11
¿Qué hace - Un ángel como tú, en un infierno como el mío?
puntos 14 | votos: 16
La vida consiste... - ...En ir esquivando hijos de puta... ...Hasta que te quedas solo...

puntos 8 | votos: 8
El dolor - está en nuestra vida cotidiana, en el sufrimiento escondido, en la renuncia que hacemos y culpamos al amor por la derrota de nuestros sueños.
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Su voz resuena en mi - como el canto de un ángel.
puntos 51 | votos: 53
Desmotiva mucho, - que aun quede gente que piense así..
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Esconderse - No resuelve nada.
puntos 28 | votos: 28
Es a donde tenemos que mandar, - a todas esas personas que dicen ser nuestros amigos y después nos dan la espalda.

puntos 23 | votos: 25
Si te terminas la historia - A lo mejor entiendes el primer cartel ¬¬
puntos 34 | votos: 34
Me gusta. -
puntos 17 | votos: 17
¿Te vas a comer eso? -
puntos 1 | votos: 11
esto pa pintar -
puntos 9 | votos: 13
Sonreir - a tu enemigo, es tu mayor victoria


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