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puntos 21 | votos: 23
No busco un amor para siempre - Solo de por vida
puntos 21 | votos: 23
Ojos que no ven, ♥ que no siente - Pero memoria que perdura y que duele para siempre
puntos 15 | votos: 15
Hecho incomodo, - tu madre te ha visto empalmado por la mañana, mientras duermes.
puntos 5 | votos: 7
No seas tímida - tan sólo es una apuesta
puntos 19 | votos: 19
Cari, dime algo profundo - - Tu puta madre en un pozo - ¡ Eso no,bobo ! Algo dulce.. - ¿ Tu puta madre en un pozo lleno de almíbar ?

puntos 22 | votos: 22
Y el enjaulado es feliz - Pensando que ha atrapado al mundo entero al otro lado de la jaula
puntos 18 | votos: 20
Sabias que - aun no existe grúa que levante una piedra de las piramides egipcias? Esoes un ejemplo de que el ser humano es la mejor maquina
puntos 39 | votos: 39
Pasamos página - Pero seguimos en el mismo libro
puntos 2940 | votos: 3078
No lo niegues... - tú también lo has hecho.
puntos 29 | votos: 29
¿Se te ha perdido algo? -

puntos 37 | votos: 37
Esa sensación - de hallar algo extraordinario al conocer a una persona que resulta ser fiel a su palabra.
puntos 53 | votos: 53
Lo peor de ser mentido - es saber que no vales lo suficiente como para que te digan la verdad.
puntos 24 | votos: 34
Desmotiva y mucho que.. - conociendo a walt_k no me suba ninguna principal. Sí,es él.
puntos 2036 | votos: 2176
-¡Mamá,mamaá! - dime Hijo.. - -¿Puedo Salir? -¡NO! -mami,¿tu me amas? -Si -mami,recuerda si amas algo dejalo ir
puntos 25 | votos: 27
Que parezca rudo por fuera - no quiere decir que no tenga el más sensible de los corazones.

puntos 23 | votos: 23
Bocadillos - una prueba fundamental
puntos 40 | votos: 40
Mientras yo he sido baneado - por un Spam que no he cometido, los Troll sigues libres.
puntos 20 | votos: 22
El paseo de la fama - se amplia
puntos 27 | votos: 31
No estoy solo - Me tengo a mi mismo
puntos 35 | votos: 35
Hay que intentar ser el mejor - pero nunca creerse el mejor

puntos 17 | votos: 17
Shrek Me Enseño - Que Nadie Necesita Ser Perfecto Para Tener Un Final Feliz. ♥
puntos 10 | votos: 10
- Intentaré meterme todo lo que pueda :D
puntos -1 | votos: 7
Lo que hacen las Putas - Para destacar
puntos 30 | votos: 32
Dame un link - Que me envíe directamente a tu cama
puntos 31 | votos: 33
Nunca, jamás - irás solo

puntos 41 | votos: 43
Mi pregunta es: - ¿Cómo estará dentro de 8 años más?
puntos 34 | votos: 36
F I A L -
puntos 5 | votos: 11
Sonic SatAM - BY AFROGUAY About A week ago, My friend, who claims he is a Very big sonic SatAM fan, Gave Me an old beatup- looking VHS tape. He told me that It was an unaired episode of the show which he had got It from a friend who was supposedly an animator on the show. Apparently, this was intended to be a season 3 episode, even though season 3 was never made. He claimed that 2 episodes were made, but this one was never shown and the 2nd episode was only 40% finished. Even though I thought that what he was saying sounded kind of fake, I still was interested In it, and knew that he had to be true; he is (or at least was) my friend after all. Later that day, I took the tape home with me. Its label was very faded; I could only make out Sonic season 3 episode: The Nigh. I popped the tape Into my old VHS player and then watched the episode. It out normally enough with the Sonic SatAM Intro. The audio however seemed a little off, for lack of a better term. It seemed a little bit detuned and faded sounding. Because it was playing off a damaged tape, I thought that would most likely be why. When the intro was over It showed the title card. The weird thing about the title card was that It didnt even seem finished. Just like the faded label of the VHS tape, It Only said The Nigh And nothing else. The title card also didnt even look like It was for the right show; the background was just a plain black, and the text was plain white, in a very weird Looking font. Then the episode started. The episode started out with Tails and Sonic walking on a trail at what looked like night. Tails asked sonic What where you like as a little kid?. Sonic then trys to tell tails saying Well tails, I was a very.... but then sonic goes Into A Flashback. The flashback shows sonic as a little kid, sitting down doing nothing but watching a static TV. This flashback happens for 3 minutes. Then it cuts back to Sonic, He says to tails I dont think you should know, Tails. This might Upset you. But tails says, In a weird high pitch chipmunk voice NO SONIC. TELL ME NOW I MUST KNOW!. Sonic then begins to tell him Ok tails. The truth Is...I was abused an-. The rest of what sonic says Is cut off and replaced by a weird buzzy audio tone. Then It cuts back to Sonic watching the static tTV, but this time Sonic Is fully grown and not a kid. that happens for 20 seconds. It then cut to a scene of tails crying without any audio. Then Sonic says I know tails. Its very bad. But at least you ar-. Again, the rest of what sonic says is cut off. It cuts back to the scene of sonic watching the static TV. This time Sonic Is Elderly and the TV is showing static and red text saying You Will Die A Painfull Death In 5 Minutes. After that, the scene cuts just to static. At first I thought the tape was over, but 20 seconds after the text Sonic saw appeared again. At this point, I was getting very scared, but I had to continue watching. No matter what I said to myself, I just had to keep watching. After the static, it cuts to a generic screen of TV bars. Weird seeing how this wasnt a tv broadcast. The TV bars Then start shaking and deforming. Changing colors and forming Into a weird text which said Eject Now. Again, I still had to watch no matter what. So I just tried to ignore It. It then cut to a generic No signal Screen, Again. I didnt know why this was showing when this Supposidly was never shown on tv. And judging from the title card, Might have not even been 100% finished. After tha, it It cut to a scene of Sonic and Sally kissing. For some reason sonics pupils turn red at random parts. Tails then comes up to sonic, and tells him Im sorry about crying so much sonic. I really should have faced the truth. Sonic then replies saying Its alright tails, I know that you might have had it rough when you where a little bit younger. Tails says Yeah I know, It wasnt tha-. Just like Sonics sentances were cut off, Tails was too before having a flashback. This flashback shows a human boy laying up In what I think Is his room, doing nothing but laying on his bed. I was confused of why It shown a human boy when there where no human characters In the cartoon. I then figured out why It shown that shortly after. The flashback then skips, I guess you could say, to a scene of the same human boy locked In what looks like a jail cell. A weird deformed man then comes In with a vial holding a weird blue liquid and shouts HEY KID. DRINK THIS OR ILL RAPE YOU AGAIN, At this pont. I kind of wanted to throw up. But for some reason I still needed to watch all of the tape. The kid then says while crying Okay you big meanie, why cant I ever be treated good by people?. The kid then drinks the blue liquid and says Ewww. That was bad, now let me out of here. Just then, The man leaves and the kid starts to itch. It seems that the rest of this scene was either cut or just not animated. Then It jumps Into some sort of a first person view of the kid breaking out of the cell and finding the man. He says WHY DID YOU DO THIS JUNK TO ME?. the man replies saying Hey, At least you can fly now. Maybe you should fly away before I lock you up again. Then the view goes back to normal and It shows that the boy Is turned Into tails and the flashback ends. Tails tells sonic that If I told you then you would k-. Again, Tails speech Is cut off. The scene cuts to static for 7 minutes, and then It rolls the credits. When I was done watching the tape, I was so shocked and kind of disgusted at what happened. I was then curious to know If anyone else had seen It, I then jumped onto my computer and went google. I searched for Sonic SatAM season 3 episode 1 tape. I didnt find any info on it, so I posted a question about It on a Sonic forum I go on. Oddly, after only 2 minutes I got a reply from someone named TheHedgeguy34, who said that he had seen the tape. Another guy whos name I forget replied to us and said That he heard a rumor that one of the animators of the show had went crazy and wanted to make a much more dark episode of the show. He also said that the episode was only 90% finished. Supposidly the last scene of the episode would have had Tails telling sonic. And sonic saying that humans do not exist tails, you must have dreamed that, Rather than the static I got on my tape. I would have took a snapshot of the forum conversation. But the thread was locked, All of the posts where deleted. And I was Banned for spaming.
puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Si los videos - de terror de Paralo en 20 segundos o te pasara X cosas pasaran, me habria visitado el diablo, un amigo muerto, me quedaria calvo, habria muerto hace 7 dias y bailaria la conga las 24 horas del dia

puntos 10 | votos: 12
Walk_t - Y su infinita paciencia
puntos 28 | votos: 28
Solo he acabado - lo que tú un día empezaste
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Ves sus fotos - y la que mas te gusta no es en la que sale mejor, sino en la que sale siendo ella.
puntos 26 | votos: 28
Mi número preferido eres two -
puntos 22 | votos: 22
La primera vez... - Siempre duele.

puntos 32 | votos: 32
Cartel número 100. - Estos son algunos de los usuarios más importantes para mi, no puedo poneros a todos porque si no sería un cartel demasiado largo. Bueno, no se me da muy bie nesto de ahcer dedicatorias pero haré un esfuerzo y lo intentaré por lo menos. Loreen: (Loreena) Eres el primer amigo que hice en desmotivaciones, y fuistes tú el que me ayudo a estar en el top 200. Gracias, eres un buen amigo, espero seguir siendolo durante mucho tiempo. :) Slake: (Slake 04) Eres una persona sensible y que transmite muchisimo en sus carteles, eres una persona especial y única, y esas conversaciones no se olvidan nunca, aqui para todo colega :). Fomites: (Fomi) Desde que entre en desmotivaciones, hemos estado hablando poco a poco hasta que hemos acabado siendo colegas, eres muy bueno haciendo carteles, que nada ni nadie te cambie porque eres grande tío, grande. :) Adricomecocos: (Adricomemocos) Eres un tío de los que ya no quedan y espero que esta amistad duré mucho tiempo, me acuerdo cuando le dije a un super que tenias un cartel buenisimo, te lo propuso y acabo yendo a la principal, y me alegro muchisimo de que te sea de ayuda, espero ayudarte en muchas otras cosas más. :) Mistery0: (Lobito) Eres de las personas más originales y trabajadoras que hay en desmotivaciones, te mereces todos y cada uno de los positivos, comentarios buenos y principales, te mereces donde estás ahora, y te mereces esta dedicatoria. Nunca cambien porque para mi eres uno de los mejores usuarios de desmotivaciones. :) Ferminelfiero: Cuando te conocí pense que eras demasiado serío, pero con el tiempo y tal, nos hemos ido conociendo más y eres un tío genial, eres serio cuando tienes que serlo y gracioso cuando puedes. Eres una persona muy trabajadora y responsable y por eso te mereces el puesto de moderador. Eres un fenomeno. :) Los demás usuarios no es que seas menos importantes para mi pero lo que pasa esque no quiero enrollarme mucho y quiero darles las gracias a todos los usuarios que me han votado positivo, me han ayudado con cada comentario. No voy a nombrar a todos y a cada uno de ellos simplente quiero dar las gracias a quien se de por aludido. ♥ GRACIAS A TODOS VOSOTROS. ♥
puntos 35 | votos: 35
Dices que vengo... - que voy, que siento, que escucho, que pertenezco, que sirvo para mucho, que me estremezco. Dices que mi mirada es limpia. Mi vida era mas hermosa desde que apareciste, eres la flor que iluminaba mi jardín, el viento que se llevaba a la señora luna, para que luciese el sol... Hoy solo quiero decirte, siento lo mismo por ti, pero ya nunca mas podré ver tu cara... Me encantaba escucharte, adorarte, sentirte... El tiempo ha pasado, el aire no corre. hoy nuestros corazones no laten al mismo ritmo, en este momento de mi vida, frío, frío, muy frío... congelado. Te quiero Lucía. - Descansa en paz -
puntos 18 | votos: 20
Cuenta la leyenda... - que Travis L. Barker nunca usa ropa ; simplemente va tatuado
puntos 18 | votos: 20
LMFAO - no hay nadie como ellos han marcado un estilo! han marcado una generacion... porque todos nos partimos el puto culo de risa con ellos ! :)
puntos 2 | votos: 6
Esa H - Sobra

puntos 13 | votos: 13
Tú - y tus ganas de superación.
puntos 6 | votos: 12
Katty Perry - Cuando la escuche en directo pensaba que iba borracha pero no.. canta así en directo.
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Quizá - Dentro de unos años, los frikazos serán los que más buenos estén
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Mi vida - en una imagen
puntos 24 | votos: 24
Antes de que me mate - con la pistola, me mata de risa

puntos 21 | votos: 25
A grandes problemas - se le pone humor.
puntos 18 | votos: 18
Pequeños - retoques por ordenador.
puntos 29 | votos: 29
Graciosillos - por todas partes
puntos 30 | votos: 36
¿Que pasaría si se demostrara - Que Jesús existió, y fue una persona influyente, pero no tuviera nada de milagroso, simplemente fuera un hombre influyente nacido de una madre y un padre normal, con mujer e hijos?
puntos 43 | votos: 43
Los problemas - se detienen en seco o no se detienen, hacer un medio intento nos dejará donde estábamos antes


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