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12.09.2011

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 Votos recibidos:
bueno 190 | malo 371
La razón de baneo:
voto masivo


puntos 18 | votos: 18
El amor de los animales - Es un impulso universal, un espacio común en el que todos nos podemos
encontrar. Amando y entendiendo a los animales, tal vez nosotros los
humanos podamos entendernos
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Después de haber sido violado - poco importa un cáncer de pulmón
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Francia - perdiendo guerras contra todo el mundo desde el 55 a.C.
puntos 0 | votos: 12
mi cartel 1 - vueno en este kartel keria gradeser a walt_k por mandarme un pribado
con las rejlas de la pajina y desirme suerte y a una tal marta_00 por
aseptarme la petision de amistad que la acabo de enbiar.
bueno grasias a todos hen jeneral.
hun saludoh desmotibadores
puntos -8 | votos: 12
kartel numeroh 2 - vuenoh hen heste karthel kerya hagradeser ha mys hamijos keh botaron
posytibo ha myh kartel nhumero huno, aka ban los nomvres:
Homer Simpson: jrasias sosio por halavarne y botar mih kartel nº1
marta_00: mih sorrilla faborita, jrasias por noh kerer ser mih hamijo
porkeh soi judioh
chocovarro: jrasias shurmanoh porh henseniarme her megor karthel deh
la pahgina
eragon: jrasias por darmeh la vienbenida sosio
colorincolorado: jrasias mih hamijo naranga
Y demhas hagradesimientos ha: enero, sujetador, josethk, carlos el
policia, hijobastardodewaltk, punk rock, idark gun.
Y a xulita ibiza, nes_porreta, cesarrosario09, nusquam, huevokinder,
poetaa y a vansessa-mi amor les deseo lo peor hen hestah pajinah xk
shon thontos
jrasias de antevraso a todos

puntos 10 | votos: 16
MOTIVA - Que los grandes de esta página estén a favor del hoygan.
puntos 17 | votos: 17
I told you -
puntos 45 | votos: 51
Desmotivaciones.es - Cartel de explicación de borrado de carteles vulgares SIN baneo.
puntos 5 | votos: 11
BATALLA LEGENDARIA - PARTE I
puntos 8 | votos: 12
Desmotiva - Ser una mujer negra y por ello estar expuesta a constantes vejaciones
y humillaciones, que por otro lado comprendo

puntos 1 | votos: 17
Desmotiva realmente - que critiquen que los canis no hacen nada cuando muchos frikis se
pasan todo el dia literalmente en el ordenador sin hacer nada
productivo, pero como no está mal visto...
puntos 38 | votos: 40
No te dejes derrotar... - ...Por una desilusión
En la vida hay cosas peores,,,como la gente
puntos -6 | votos: 8
Motiva - Entrar por accidente a la habitacion de tu madre cuando se esta
cambiando ropa y descubrir que tiene pene.
puntos 6 | votos: 8
Osama Bin laden - Tambien tiene sentido del humor
puntos 0 | votos: 10
ke aseun nigga enun baso de lexe - .
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xocolatea la lexe

puntos 55 | votos: 55
La música - Es la forma más fuerte de la magia.
puntos -14 | votos: 28
HITLER I FRANCO - FHUERON GUENOS PRHEZIDHENTES
puntos -7 | votos: 13
Coprofagia - Descripción gráfica
puntos -12 | votos: 32
BuEn muSiiko - kiEn krEes ke lo Es | KiEn RealMenTe lo Hes
VivA a JuStiN
puntos 2 | votos: 6
Que el médico te pregunte - que si te masturbas y contestar haciéndote una paja

puntos -13 | votos: 27
Michael Jackson - See I never thought that I could walk through fire.
I never thought that I could take the burn.
I never had the strength to take it higher,
Until I reached the point of no return.

And theres just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
Its my destiny.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up up up,
And never say never.

I never thought I could feel this power.
I never thought that I could feel this free.
Im strong enough to climb the highest tower.
And Im fast enough to run across the sea.

And theres just no turning back,
When your hearts under attack,
Gonna give everything I have,
Cause this is my destiny.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.

Here we go!
Guess who?
JSmith and Jb!
I gotcha lil bro.
Justin Bieber Never Say Never lyrics found on
I can handle him.
Hold up, aight?
I can handle him.

Now hes bigger than me,
Taller than me.
And hes older than me,
And stronger than me.
And his arms a little bit longer than me.
But he aint on a JB song with me!

I be trying a chill
They be trying to side with the thrill.
No pun intended, was raised by the power of Will.

Like Luke with the force, when push comes to shove.
Like Cobe with the 4th, ice water with blood.

I gotta be the best, and yes
Were the flyest.
Like David and Goliath,
I conquered the giant.
So now I got the world in my hand,
I was born from two stars
So the moons where I land.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.

I will never say never! (I will fight)
I will fight till forever! (make it right)
Whenever you knock me down,
I will not stay on the ground.
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up,
Pick it up, up, up,
And never say never.
Fuente: musica.com
puntos 3 | votos: 7
Simplemente motiva -
puntos -17 | votos: 27
Con casi cuatro añitos - crezco muy despacito
y voy explorando 
soy calliou
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Desmotiva - que la hayan baneado.
puntos 19 | votos: 19
Desmotiva - que la baneen por voto masivo, para siempre.

puntos 3 | votos: 13
iDead -  
puntos 2 | votos: 8
hoyganfag - Descripción gráfica
puntos 3 | votos: 9
???? - PROFIT!!!!
puntos 3 | votos: 7
IO ZOI TU PHADRE I -
puntos 16 | votos: 18
oh no,he has got a gun - were fucked

puntos 12 | votos: 16
PERROS - Que se creen canguros.
puntos -7 | votos: 13
MOTIVA - Travestirse a escoondidas de tu esposa e hijos.
puntos 14 | votos: 16
Las tres manzanas - que cambiaron el mundo:
La de Eva. la de Newton y la de Steve Jobs
puntos -20 | votos: 34
Motiba - que españa revose cultura i tradicion
puntos -3 | votos: 5
trankilidad en las masas he - e me lio ah ostias con to la peña

puntos 0 | votos: 12
Pikachu - EBOLUSIONA DE UNA PUTA BEZ
puntos -1 | votos: 9
. - EL GORDITO FELIZ

El gordito feliz era gordo, feo y un poco tonto. Comía mucho. Cuanto
más comía más gordo se hacía, y era un gordito más feliz. Un día
se estrelló en coche y no murió pero de lo gordo que era no cabía
en la ambulancia y murió.
puntos 10 | votos: 22
Goofy - 100pre kreyendo ke le boi a rovar su coxe
puntos 6 | votos: 8
REQUIESCAT - IN PACE
puntos -8 | votos: 36
. - ¿Y a mí que me importa que se haya muerto?

puntos 5 | votos: 7
Viaja, - Hasta el más allá, y no vuelvas guapa(;
puntos 1 | votos: 3
Motiva - que Steve Jobs presente mañana una entrevista sobre el nuevo iPad.
puntos 1 | votos: 3
Walt_k -
puntos -3 | votos: 21
Michael Jackson. - You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And Ill be there
You want my love
You want my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item?
Girl quit playin
Were just friends,
What are you sayin?
Said theres another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just cant believe we aint together
And I wanna play it cool
But Im losin you
Ill buy you anything
Ill buy you any ring
Cause Im in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
Im goin down, down, down, down
And I just cant believe my first love wont be around

And Im like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

(Luda)
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody compared to my baby
And nobody came between us, no one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck,
She woke me up daily, dont need no Starbucks(Woo! )
She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend
She knows she got me dazing cuz she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I though youd always be mine (mine)

Im gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone, gone, gone, gone
Im gone
puntos -16 | votos: 46
Justin Bieber. - [Verse 1]
Its Close To Midnight And Something Evils Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
Youre Paralyzed

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No Ones Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller

puntos 11 | votos: 13
Ha muerto este gran musico -
puntos -7 | votos: 11
. - Ley de paridad, me parece una auténtica gilipollez.
puntos -14 | votos: 18
. - .
puntos 18 | votos: 18
Los perros tienen suerte, - pueden ir oliendo culos sin que les pongan órdenes de alejamiento o
denuncias por acoso.
puntos 2 | votos: 18
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