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Geek

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Hasta un cadáver en putrefacción - Tiene más carisma que tú
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Los poemas mas romanticos - Son escritos por aquellos que los anehlan demasiado
puntos -547 | votos: 553
Nuestra felicidad - Se encuentra en las cosas mas simples que uno no intenta buscar
puntos -1578 | votos: 1584
Sobrepensar es como - Ahogarte en tu propio charco de inseguridad
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Espero aun con ansias - A esa persona que mi corazon tanto extraña

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Get up - Everybody on the dance floor, come on That means you too, Chris Haha Well, its Friday night, no date for the prom Just got caught jackin off by your mom Suspended from school for settin off the alarm Kim Jong keep screamin he gon drop the bomb But anyway, every day is the same old shiddit Room lookin like a tornado hit it Try to explain, your parents, they dont get it Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm Let it roll, if you ready, we gon start the show Everybody in the world, all across the globe You can feel it in your head down to your toes Dance until youre wheelchair-bound, here we go Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo Everybody in the worlds gonna laugh to this Shit, Ill probably end up crippled after this, come on Clap your hands and stomp your feet Everybody join together Can you feel the funky beat? Everywhere you see people laughing and Dancing in the street On the count of three, everybody do The Christopher Reeves One, two, three, follow me Superman, Batman, Spider-Man Slipped, fell, landed in a garbage can Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand But I get it crackin like no one in the party can Give me a beat, Ill show you all a brand new dance All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance Now stand back, kids, dont try this at home Chi-boom, kick-boom, ooh, ah-oh Its a brand new craze and its sweepin the nation Anything else is a cheap imitation Just make sure that you videotape it You can only do it once fore the people go apeshit Its a crowd favorite, a party pleaser Its better than shake of a grand mal seizure So next time that you see grandma, tease her And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up Clap your hands and stomp your feet Everybody join together Can you feel the funky beat? Everywhere you see people laughing and Dancing in the street On the count of three, everybody do The Christopher Reeves One, two, three, follow me If your arms, legs, feet, and your hands are numb Youve fallen and you cant get up Its a brand new dance, this is my Chris anthem, Im Givin Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums Ima have everybody jumpin to this Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin her fists With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc You just pull up a chair and grab a seat And clap your hands and stomp your feet Or stomp your hands and clap your feet Flop around til you lookin like a slab of meat You put your left foot back, your right in front Tip your head back, let it touch your butt Til you feel a lil pop, like what the fuck? Motherfuck, fuck a duck, what the fuck? Im stuck So, party people, are you with me? Whats the deal? If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel Windmillin on a million banana peels, come on Clap your hands and stomp your feet Everybody join together Can you feel the funky beat? Everywhere you see people laughing and Dancing in the street On the count of three, everybody do The Christopher Reeves One, two, three, follow me (woo, woo) Good morning, Eminem Or Marshall, as others have informed me Christopher Reeves here You had better not talk behind my back Or I will kick your ass the minute Im out of this chair Watch yourself, Marshall Im watching you Ah, holy shit
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Recuerden este MV - Porque con este MV Taylor Swift confirmo que no solo es una superestrella de la musica, sino tambien es una actriz de Hollywood y es posible que en futuro gane un Oscar y obtenga dos estrellas en el salon de la fama de Hollywood uno como actriz y otro como superestrella musical.
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Siempre - Incapaz de aprender

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I cant fix you -
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. -
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Nunca digas - de esa agua no beberé, el camino es largo y ¿quien sabe si te da sed?
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-Lo mismo te llevas una - sorpresa. +Me juego lo que quieras, a que eres tú el que se lleva la sorpresita. -Muy seguro?¿ Al 100%? +Al 800% de que te quito esa sonrisa de payaso que tienes.
puntos 6 | votos: 6
MTV (1981-2025) - descanse en paz

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MIRAS - MIRAS
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Borea yo te quiero enseñar - Cosas maravillosas, por algo me llaman Alejandro de Felipe Espitia
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el presi -
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Estofado de jengibre -
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Sí, pero no me sale de los huevos - Aupa Atléti 😎👊

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Vamos no me jodas -
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Vamos no me jodas -
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Vamos no me jodas -
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juntos por siempre - yo y martina
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