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05.10.2011

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bueno 79 | malo 1

puntos 7 | votos: 7
Ummm - ¿Donde habré dejado mi escopeta?
puntos 3 | votos: 3
Dime - De qué presumes y te diré de qué careces
puntos 7 | votos: 7
En el matrimonio todo es Arroz - En el divorcio todo es PA ELLA
puntos 11 | votos: 11
Steve Jobs - descansa en PAD
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Los hombres... - ...y sus mentes sucias.

puntos 5 | votos: 5
Típico... - ...ves que alguien puso me gusta a un comentario o publicacion que
hiciste y le envias una solicitud de amistad... ;)
puntos 15 | votos: 17
Que originalidad - hay hoy en la cola.
puntos 5 | votos: 9
Alfonso Diez el marido de la .... - Duquesa ha sido ingresando de urgencia  por comerse una almeja en mal
estado
puntos 2 | votos: 6
9 de cada 10 dentistas - acaban de vomitar
puntos -16 | votos: 46
Justin Bieber. - [Verse 1]
Its Close To Midnight And Something Evils Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
Youre Paralyzed

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No Ones Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller

puntos 16 | votos: 18
Cuando menos te lo esperas - llega alguien y te cambia la vida  L
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Define todo: - Sin usar la palabra todo.... Todo es Todo, es lo que me dirias.
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Define Dios - con una sola palabra
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Dios se lo llevo - Porque necesitaba un nuevo movil

Steve Jobs Rip (1955-2011)
puntos -2 | votos: 8
Bill Gates - R.I.P.
1955-2012
Puede que hayas muerto, pero tu legado continuará para siempre.

puntos 33 | votos: 33
Pues yo vivo en mi mundo - en el que no me importa destacar o encajar.
puntos 2 | votos: 6
No te fijes en mi cuerpo, - ni en mi cara, ni en mi figura  solo fijate en mi corazon.
puntos 9 | votos: 11
La mentira - Tarde o Temprano sale a la luz
puntos 1 | votos: 9
ahora solo aran - peras :S (las peras no me gustan me enpalagan)
puntos 41 | votos: 41
Como rayos - Lo supo un mes antes

puntos 10 | votos: 10
Hacer el imbecil - Y volar unos segundos, no tiene precio.
puntos 2 | votos: 2
Entre tú y la gloria. - llevo un tiempo pensando despacio buscando mi espacio, tu pelo lacio
ocultó un cerebro vacío.
puntos 9 | votos: 9
Im - watching you.
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Charlie Sheen - 7000mg de Cocaína
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