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@Rkma, yo? que va... como cambias de tema, eh? xDD
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@Rkma, mírala que sexy... vente aquí, esos tacones ya te sobran... xDDDDD
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@chorbotown, You wanna go to hell? You wanna go to hell!!
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@chorbotown, OK. OK.
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@chorbotown, FINISH IT!!!
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@chorbotown, Look, I only took her money. It ain't my fault your dad overreacted. If he pulled the old murder suicide then I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Er, maybe you could take this up with him...
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@chorbotown, You finish the letter.
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@chorbotown, Mary from Jasper, Alabama. Yeah, I remember her. She practically begged me to take her thirty-eight thousand dollars and to rescue her from her sorry little life.
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@chorbotown, Mary. Her name was Mary.
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@chorbotown, Easy, easy, don't get all worked up. Look, I ran that con two dozen times. If your mother was one of the...
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@chorbotown, Keep reading.
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@chorbotown, “You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. And I know what you done. You had sex with my mother, and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry and he killed my mother, and then he killed himself” blah blah blah blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you, you wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?
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@chorbotown, Just read it.
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@chorbotown, “Dear Mr Sawyer”. What is this?
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@chorbotown, Read it.
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@chorbotown, No. You killed my daddy.
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@chorbotown, Yeah I been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?
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@chorbotown, Have you or haven't you?
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@chorbotown, Why?
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@NereaGOTHIC, me aventuraré a decir que si... xDDD
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megacartel?
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@chorbotown, You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?
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@chorbotown, What's the matter with you?
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@chorbotown, Sawyer's my name too
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@chorbotown, How about what?
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@chorbotown, Well how about that.
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@chorbotown, I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
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@chorbotown, Tom Sawyer.
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@chorbotown, A conman goes by many names friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul...
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@chorbotown, Your name.
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@chorbotown, Hmm?
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@chorbotown, What's your name?
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@chorbotown, Yes sir, conned.
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@chorbotown, Conned?
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@chorbotown, He was becoming a nuisance. I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. He never got over it.
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@chorbotown, Why did you throw Locke out a window?
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@chorbotown, They found your plane on the bottom of the ocean. One minute I'm in a car wreck and the next minute I'm in a pirate ship in the middle of the jungle. If this isn't hell friend, then where are we?
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@chorbotown, Oh OK, so we're dead?
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@chorbotown, Little hot for heaven isn't it?
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@chorbotown, Well what else is it?
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@chorbotown, You sure its an Island?
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@chorbotown, Well I got bad news for ya pops, cause I was on that plane with your son. He sure as hell wasn't crippled. And we didn't crash in the Pacific, we crashed here on this Island.
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@chorbotown, No he survived that. But it paralysed him, permanently. He's dead because the plane he was flying on crashed in the Pacific.
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@chorbotown, And he's dead cause you threw him out a window?
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@chorbotown, Island? OK. I'm driving down I10 through Tallahassee when bam, somebody slams into the back of my car. I go right into the divider at seventy miles an hour, the next thing I know, the paramedics are strapping me to a gurney, stuffing me into the back of an ambulance and one of them actually smiles at me as he pops the IV in my arm. And then, nothing. Just, black. And the next thing I know I wake up in a dark room tied up, gag in my mouth, and when the door opens, I'm looking up at the same man I threw out a window, John Locke. My dead son.
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@chorbotown, How did you get here, to the Island?
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@Rkma, no importa *yaoming*
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@mor89, xDDDD
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@mor89, gracias, señor stinson :D
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@mor89, que? ni que se notase... xDDDDDDDD
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@mor89, así lo haré xDDD
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@mor89, :D
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@mor89, me alegro que te guste :D
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@chorbotown, My son. As in I'm his father. You do speak English?
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@chorbotown, Come again?
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@chorbotown, It means that bald headed bastard outside the door is my son.
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@chorbotown, The hell's that mean?
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Guess I didn't raise no dummies.
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@chorbotown, Because you're in the wheelchair, and I'm not.
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@chorbotown, You have been on this island for 80 days, John. I have been here my entire life. So what makes you think you know this island better than I do?
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@chorbotown, Because you're cheating. You communicate with the outside world whenever you want to, you come and go as you please, you use electricity and running water and guns. You're a hypocrite. You don't deserve to be on this island. If you had any idea what this place was you wouldn't be putting chicken in your refrigerator.
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@chorbotown, Why are you so angry John?
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@chorbotown, I'd say that I hope that box is big enough for you to imagine up a new submarine.
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@chorbotown, No... they're here because they want to be here. Some of them are just not ready to make a full commitment yet. But you John, you've already made that commitment. And now you have a choice, because if you stop and think, I can show you things. things I know that you want to see very badly. Let me put it so you'll understand: picture a box. You know something about boxes, don't you John? What if I told you that somewhere on this island there is a very large box and whatever you imagined, whatever you wanted to be in it, when you open that box, there it would be. What would you say
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@felipewii1, de nada, gracias a vosotros :D
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@Rkma, me pasé... xDDDD
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@chorbotown, So you're lying to them?
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@chorbotown, I was born on this island; not many of my people can say that. Most of them were recruited and brought here, and as much as they love this place, as much as they would do anything to defend it, they need to know that they can leave if they want to. The sub maintains that illusion.
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@chorbotown, Is that supposed to be an incentive not to blow it up?
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I know you think you need to do this John, but if you blow up my submarine, I'll have a big problem with my people.
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me aburro mucho...
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@Rkma, me gustan... primero te veré caminar con ellos, luego te los quito jajajaja
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@Rkma, dame tu mano y no la sueltes xDDD
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@Rkma, te los pillo todos xDDD
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@seven_avsr, pues si, mejor que la siesta xDDDD
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@seven_avsr, mucho, cuando termino de comer y me conecto me quedo WTF? xDDD
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@Rkma, no te soltaré, no hace falta que lo repitas xD
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@seven_avsr, muchas gracias :D me sorprendió bastante xDD
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@ugn2010, jajajajaja :D
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@maicol19, no las des :D
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yo la mataré! (?) pillada! :D
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@merdaenbote, muchas gracias ^_^
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@Paul Borsan, espío a todo el mundo... xDD
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@maicol19, me alegro que te guste :D
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@Paul Borsan, :D
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@maicol19, me alegra verte de vuelta :D
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@Albarikoke, pues ahora siguen de nuevo, la nube e ida a mensajes de voz xDDDD
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tiene su lógica... te pillé! XP
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@blondgirl, jajajaja XP
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@Albarikoke, tu estabas? no te vi...
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@Albarikoke, podrías intentarlo...
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@Albarikoke, esta gente se ha montado una party en msn... xDDD
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@blondgirl, te lo puedo pagar de otras formas... xDDDDD
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@ImanyCeliaTODO, happy? xDD
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@Estelle Watson, ^_^
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jajajajaja muy bueno!
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@ImanyCeliaTODO, forever alone...
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@Matias_MK, el único... jajaja
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@blondgirl, no lo niegues... xPP
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@Matias_MK, pasan de mí... xD
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