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02.06.2011

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puntos -7 | votos: 25
Canis - Porque tener tu propio estilo no significa ser una mala influencia
puntos 2 | votos: 4
Es curioso - Si te arrancan un brazo y protestas eres un exagerado Si arrancas un dedo eres un Hijo de puta, un Terrorista y dios sabe que más
puntos 21 | votos: 21
La batamanta - Que bien me sienta
puntos 19 | votos: 19
Corre, salta -
puntos 3 | votos: 7
Y cuanto más aceleroooooo - mas calentito me pongoooo

puntos 6 | votos: 6
¡¡¡A la puta calle!!! -
puntos 5 | votos: 9
No te toqueees! - NUUUNCAAAAAAA!
puntos 45 | votos: 45
Siempre he sido - mi única maestra, y he de reconocer que siempre he sido mi alumna favorita.
puntos 18 | votos: 18
Es más fácil - perderse entre las paginas de un libro que escribir las tuyas propias
puntos 5 | votos: 5
Los genios - siempre mueren jovenes

puntos 15 | votos: 17
Yo tambien lo he dicho... - Un poquito de por favor!
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Me suicidaría.. - pero con los parciales no tengo tiempo..
puntos -1 | votos: 9
Suicidas... - en esta foto no hay ninguno.
puntos 3 | votos: 3
Me pareció... - ver un lindo gatito
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Estoy arto - loco estoy arto de como esta cambiando nuestra vida. todos somos iguales y no hay que discriminar a otros por su credo o lugar de orrigen soy argentino lo admito pero no por eso soy menor a lo de esta pagina soy catolico y es algo que me gusta pero no voy a andar predicando de aca para aya y respeto la opinion atea. pero tambien respeten por que algunos hicieron el mal en el pasado no nos culpen a todos nadie es perfecto y sobre todo lo se por que yo no creia en nada pero si de algo estoy seguro. es que ni los ateos ni los creyentes le gusta este mundo asique si queremos cambiar algo comenzemos por nosotros. gracias por escuchar este pequeño desahogo

puntos 37 | votos: 41
¿Sabías que.. - si nuestros átomos fueran del tamaño de una manzana nosotros seríamos tan grandes que el sistema solar cabría en la palma de nuestra mano?
puntos 12 | votos: 14
Usuarios de desmotivaciones: - Sois peces que siguen la corriente del top 10, ajustando el tema de vuestros carteles a los tipos de carteles que se ven más a menudo en la principal, tales como fotos de emos que se escriben fuck you en los nudillos o skaters tristes, todo esto acompañado de una frase copiada de internet que no tiene nada que ver. Ni el 40% de las personas que hacen estos carteles sienten lo que escriben en ellos. Todavía quedan algunos que creen que las frases de chuck norris siguen siendo divertidas, o que llamar gay a bieber os hace mas graciosos. De verdad, sed un poco originales, cuando vengo a esta pagina vengo a ver carteles que me hagan reir o que me hagan pensar, no quiero estar pulsando f5 continuamente hasta ver UN SOLO cartel que me haga gracia.
puntos 13 | votos: 17
Querido admin - no sé quien eres, pero me gustaría que me dieras a mi y a todos los usuarios una explicación sobre por qué borras carteles que no son ofensivos/vulgares/etc. Parece que el único criterio para borrar carteles es el tuyo. Censura se llama eso. Da la cara si eres tan valiente.
puntos 11 | votos: 19
Antes de que Newton - inventara la gravedad todo el mundo levitaba?
puntos 12 | votos: 12
SPIDERMAN - IS A SEX SYMBOL

puntos 15 | votos: 15
SPIDERMAN - CAN HAVE NICE THINGS
puntos 1610 | votos: 1660
Porque ir tocando rodilla - Ya está muy visto
puntos 41 | votos: 41
Descargando - NuevoAmor.exe █████ ] 99% ERROR: Elimine archivo Recuerdos.rar y reinicie su corazón.
puntos 6 | votos: 8
Slake - es un cagon
puntos 15 | votos: 21
Por el amor de Snorlax - Dejad de mataros unos a otros, esto solo es una maldita página de internet.

puntos 1800 | votos: 1894
Muy interesante... - continúa.
puntos 12 | votos: 14
Adivina -
puntos 4 | votos: 6
- Its my tenth birthday and I cant believe I have to put up with this crap. I hate my dad. Why would he make such a stupid decision? Why did he move into this stupid Vivos bunker when I was a baby? Its my birthday today and instead of having fun and playing outside like a regular kid, I get to eat some crappy-tasting cake in a cramped cafeteria. Almost everyone here is either a complete whack job or a jerk. The only real friend I have is Amata. I can always count on her. Its times like this I think that I wouldnt be in this situation if it werent for mom dying. I think it was her death that drove dad to make us move down here. My partys gonna start in about an hour and hopefully dad at least managed to find me something decent. June 25, 2012 I think dads gone crazy. He gave me a fucking gun. I dont know what Im supposed to do with it down in this vault, but he doesnt seem to care. Mr. Almodover, or The Overseer as he likes to call himself, gave me a pretty cool digital watch. I wear it so much its like its welded to my wrist. I got nothing of value from anyone else. December 28, 2012 Its past the day of the apocalypse and nothing has happened. Big surprise. My dad keeps insisting that the end will soon be upon us and that I should be thankful Im in such a protected place. I try to convince him hes mad, but he wont pay me any mind. February 13, 2014 I sneaked into my dads office today. Him being the vaults only dentist, he has information on all the residents. I figured I might be able to get some inside information on Christine by accessing his computer. I found nothing and was about to leave before I noticed his personal journals were left open. I read the most recent entry. The Novocain transport pipe has a leak at point 323-XY3. A constant supply of Novocain is being added to the air supply. Due to the security and health implications of repairing it, we have decided to leave it be. The dosage is said to be small enough to have no effect on residents. I couldnt understand most of what he was talking about. I heard his footsteps approaching, so I quickly ran back to my room. January 16, 2015 I was incredibly bored one day, as I was most days, so I decided to snoop around dads office. he has a bobble-head with a huge medical syringe on his desk for some reason. I found his journals again and decided to read. The gap has slowly widened over the last year. The Novocain doses are increasing. At this level, we expect minor brain damage as a side effect. I warned Alphonse of the implications, but hes gone mad with power. At this rate, the leak is doomed to increase in size. Permanent brain damage will be the result. I wouldnt be surprised if hallucinations start to set in after enough time has passed. I hope to God things resolve themselves. I didnt know what Novocain was, but I sure knew what brain damage was. I immediately confronted my dad about what he wrote. He passed it off as a novel he was writing. It explains things better than it being true. Ill choose to believe it. For now. August 04, 2017 Im suffering from what I believe are terrible hallucinations. I keep seeing giant cockroaches and my watch has become oddly high tech. I vaguely remembered my dads journal talking about this, so I ran to his office and started reading. Im sure of it. Everyone is going mad from the Novocain. Theyre starting to fabricate things in their senses. The terrifying thing is that these hallucinations even penetrate ones memories. Its as if it completely alters your perception. Everything is livable, no one is crazy beyond reason, but if things persist to an unbearable point, Ill be forced to try to repair the pipe myself. This was ridiculous. Why would dad say such things? The giant roaches have always been there. Ever since I was born. I even shot one on my birthday! Andy the robot had worked at dads office for years. He was even at my party! The sheer implication he was making, that people were starting to go crazy...its just preposterous. Im sure this is just an inventive story of him. Im sure everythings fine. September 24, 2018 Today is the day of the big test! Im really excited! I hope Ill become a Laundry Cannon Operator...Ooh! Or maybe a Pip-Boy Programmer! That would be so cool! Well, I better get going; I dont want to be late. Hopefully, I wont run into Butch and the Tunnel Snakes on my way there. March 11, 2021 I found a note from my father. Son, the vault is falling into ruin. I need to try my best to repair the Novocain pipe. For some reason, Im the only one not affected by the gas. If I dont succeed or something goes wrong, Im leaving the vault. Son, you mustnt leave. Everyone in the vault has gone homicidal and I dont know what theyll do to you. Im not even sure if you can understand this letter. But just know that I love you. Dad is so silly. March 12, 2021 Amata woke me up. She said there was a lock down. Officers were patrolling the halls and my father had escaped. She gave me a pistol and ran off. My God, I see whats happened. My father wasnt crazy. He was telling the truth! He was trying to save us all Everything I knew was a figment of my own creation. The ridiculous uniforms everyone wore the giant cockroaches, the robot doctor....it was all so ridiculous! How could I have been so stupid?! I ran out of my room, determined to escape with my father. I cut a path of blood along my way, shooting what I thought were giant roaches and officers. Who knew if they were real or not? I shot the Overseer in cold blood and walked away from the sobbing form that was Amata. The exit to the vault was just within reach. I could feel my mind on fire. Everything warped before my eyes. I collapsed to the ground. Date Unknown I woke up at the entrance to the vault. I still had my uniform. I still had my Pip-Boy. It was all the same. I looked around. A barren landscape extended for miles. I was free of the vault, yet everything remained the same. How could this be? It hit me. Its all real. I was sane; my father was the crazy one. I had entered into a new, post-apocalyptic world and it was mine for the taking! I felt unstoppable! I picked up a radio signal on my watch and started running through the scorched field. On the horizon was what appeared to be a shanty town of some sort. I had a good feeling about this. I was on top of the world. I was unstoppable. I was the Lone Wanderer! Subject 134 is one of our most interesting cases. We have no name for him, but he calls himself the Lone Wanderer. He was found running around the D.C area screaming, shouting, and talking to random foliage. he was also reported to be seen shooting at wildlife with a BB gun. Upon closer interrogation, he insists upon thinking hes in a post-apocalyptic landscape. He insists upon calling me Lucas Simms, the sheriff of some place he calls Megaton. He keeps telling us that his cell is a house I provided him with upon diffusing the bomb in the center of town. The bomb he is referring to is what I believe to be the sculpture in the courtyard. We let him out occasionally. He always has the same reaction. He insists upon being in an apocalyptic world. We have no idea where he came from; he appeared to pop up out of nowhere. All we know for sure is that he shows little hope for improvement.
puntos 43 | votos: 43
Admin cabrones - Que en vez de mejorar la pagina se crean otra, se pide que pongan gif y demás para disfrutar de la pagina y lo hacen todo en otra pagina, avariciosos que llenan desmotivaciones de publicidad, como si no tuvieran suficiente con lo que ganan por no hacer casi nada Luego el FAQ, si si, lo voy a poner, este miercoles lo pongo... mas de un mes, y ni puto caso Encima a los superuser se nos oculta información, ya no sabemos ni el nombre de los mod ni quien borra los carteles que denunciamos... En serio admin, me dais vergüenza, estáis dejando la pagina tanto que ya da asco todo Lo malo es que me borraran el cartel antes de que lo leais, pero me quedare a gusto
puntos 2759 | votos: 2919
- Una pareja fue entrevistada en un programa de televisión porque estaban casados desde hacía 40 años y nunca se habían peleado. El periodista, lleno de curiosidad, pregunta al marido: Pero ustedes, ¿nunca han discutido? ‘No’, respondió el marido ¿Y cómo es eso? Cuando nos casamos mi mujer tenía una yegua que apreciaba muchísimo, era lo que mas quería … Era la criatura que ella más mimaba en la vida.. El día de nuestra boda fuimos de luna de miel en nuestro carruaje tirado por la yegua. En el camino hacia nuestro destino la yegua tropezó. Mi mujer le dijo con voz firme a la yegua: UNO. A mitad de nuestro destino la yegua tropezó de nuevo. Mi mujer miró a la yegua y dijo: DOS. Al llegar a nuestro destino nuevamente la yegua se tropezó, y mi mujer bajó y le dijo: TRES. Acto seguido sacó la pistola y le pegó cinco tiros a la yegua. ‘Yo totalmente sorprendido y molesto le recriminé: ¡Oye asesina, por qué has matado a la yegua eres una desalmada, desgraciada.. estúpida! Mi mujer me miró fijamente y me dijo: “UNO” Y desde entonces vivimos felices sin pelear…

puntos 34 | votos: 36
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puntos 7 | votos: 9
Me meo en tu cara PORQUE SÍ -
puntos 8 | votos: 8
Assassins Carlos II - fistro pecador
puntos 16 | votos: 16
Las adicciones - No solo son a las drogas
puntos 17 | votos: 25
FUSTÍGAME LA VAGINA -

puntos 3 | votos: 3
Castores homines occident -
puntos 6 | votos: 6
Nieto mío, - tus padres son hermanos
puntos 4 | votos: 8
No sabes quién es y yo sí - Oféndete, inculto del rock
puntos 8 | votos: 8
¿2+2? - -Lo siento, mis creencias religiosas me impiden responder a esa pregunta.
puntos 9 | votos: 15
dame hun vecito juapeton -

puntos 8 | votos: 12
Puta viagra -
puntos 7 | votos: 7
Por el presente cartel - se te conmina a expresarte cultamente en todos tus comentarios durante los próximos 30 minutos
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Si estas viendo este cartel - tienes insomnio
puntos 2237 | votos: 2461
Mamá : - Duermete niño, duermete ya.... Sale Pitbull : que viene el coco y te comera , 1 2 3 DALE !
puntos 18 | votos: 18
EXTREME YAO MING -

puntos 10 | votos: 12
Ataque del pelo... - un momento que hago aquí?
puntos 81 | votos: 81
Fucking love - ¿Una realidad que te duerme cuando empieza o una mentira que te despierta cuando acaba?
puntos 1728 | votos: 1872
Luke - estoy hasta los cojones de que hagan parodias de mi en desmotivaciones
puntos 12 | votos: 16
Ja Ja Ja - Gano yo, vi la palabra vodka en la palabra vodkabulario
puntos 3 | votos: 5
Ya estaba así cuando llegué -


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