En Desmotivaciones desde:
20.09.2011

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bueno 29907 | malo 1510
Principalero Nivel 1Veterano Nivel 3Geek

puntos 19 | votos: 19
Dices que la felicidad - te ha abandonado, pero no es así, lo único que pasa es que te ha
adelantado y ahora juega a ponerte la zancadilla.
puntos 24 | votos: 24
No tengo lógica ni sentido, - pero funciono.
puntos 19 | votos: 19
Me gustan las sorpresas, - pero ninguna se atreve a hablarme.
puntos 2 | votos: 16
-Te quiero. - +Díselo al mundo.
-Te quiero.
+¿Por qué se lo dices a mi vagina?
-Porque ella es mi mundo.
puntos 29 | votos: 29
Si quieres ver - verdaderas obras de teatro, no tienes que pagar por ello, tienes que
salir a la calle y escuchar a la gente hacer promesas,

puntos 13 | votos: 13
Ni el Sol ni la electricidad - iluminan mi vida, es mi corazón el que la ilumina.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
El peor anonimato - es el que esconde una belleza.
puntos 32 | votos: 32
Fingir que no sabes nada - para ocultarlo todo.
puntos 4311 | votos: 4449
En ocasiones me pregunto - si a otras personas les va mejor la vida que a mi o si esas personas
saben fingir mejor que yo.
puntos 22 | votos: 22
Nadie puede juzgarme - por como y quien soy, yo me pertenezco a mi mismo y hago lo que me da la gana.

puntos 15 | votos: 15
Tanto tiempo frente al armario - eligiendo la ropa que te vas a poner y todavía no te has dado cuenta
de que lo que mejor te queda es una sonrisa en la cara.
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Si en algún momento de tu vida - tienes que enfrentarte al mundo, no le dejes ganar.
puntos 10 | votos: 12
Si no te muestras ante la vida - tal y como no eres no merece la pena vivir.
puntos -16 | votos: 46
Justin Bieber. - [Verse 1]
Its Close To Midnight And Something Evils Lurking In The Dark
Under The Moonlight You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart
You Try To Scream But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It
You Start To Freeze As Horror Looks You Right Between The Eyes,
Youre Paralyzed

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No Ones Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 2]
You Hear The Door Slam And Realize Theres Nowhere Left To Run
You Feel The Cold Hand And Wonder If Youll Ever See The Sun
You Close Your Eyes And Hope That This Is Just Imagination
But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin Up Behind
Youre Out Of Time

[Chorus]
Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Aint No Second Chance Against The Thing With Forty Eyes
You Know Its Thriller, Thriller Night
Youre Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

[Bridge]
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
Theres No Escapin The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(Theyre Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life


[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller[Verse 3]
Theyre Out To Get You, Theres Demons Closing In On Every Side
They Will Possess You Unless You Change The Number On Your Dial
Now Is The Time For You And I To Cuddle Close Together
All Thru The Night Ill Save You From The Terror On The Screen,
Ill Make You See

[Chorus]
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Yawls Neighbourhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpses Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller
puntos -3 | votos: 21
Michael Jackson. - You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And Ill be there
You want my love
You want my heart
And we would never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item?
Girl quit playin
Were just friends,
What are you sayin?
Said theres another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just cant believe we aint together
And I wanna play it cool
But Im losin you
Ill buy you anything
Ill buy you any ring
Cause Im in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
Im goin down, down, down, down
And I just cant believe my first love wont be around

And Im like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

(Luda)
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody compared to my baby
And nobody came between us, no one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck,
She woke me up daily, dont need no Starbucks(Woo! )
She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street
And at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend
She knows she got me dazing cuz she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine (mine)

Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like
Baby, baby, baby, noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I though youd always be mine (mine)

Im gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone
Yeahh, yeah, yeah
Yeahh, yeahhh
Now Im all gone, gone, gone, gone
Im gone

puntos 18 | votos: 18
Los perros tienen suerte, - pueden ir oliendo culos sin que les pongan órdenes de alejamiento o
denuncias por acoso.
puntos 13 | votos: 13
Motiva ser guay. -
puntos 20 | votos: 20
Levanto pasiones. -
puntos 1 | votos: 29
¡Visça Barça! -
puntos 12 | votos: 24
¡Hala Madrid! -

puntos -58 | votos: 80
Harry Potter desmotiva, - es la peor saga de la historia.
puntos -1 | votos: 11
Motiva la contaminación. -
puntos 5 | votos: 9
Los caminos del Señor Oscuro - son inescrutables.
 
 
 
 
  
Que la fe te acompañe y tu picha levante.
puntos 13 | votos: 13
No, - no voy a decir nada de abuelas.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Excepto que la mía me pone palote.
puntos 10 | votos: 10
-Yo tengo estudios, me gradué... - +Sí, las gafas.

puntos 26 | votos: 26
Separados al nacer. -
puntos -23 | votos: 33
Le tenéis envidia - por que es guapo, rico y el mejor cantante del mundo.
puntos 11 | votos: 11
Juana la Loca - es loca con su tigre.
puntos 14 | votos: 18
Ella es loca con su tigre. -
puntos 14 | votos: 20
La gente dice - que cuando está triste escucha su canción favorita y se le pasa.
Pues no, yo prefiero ver mi película porno favorita y que se me
levante el ánimo y lo que no es el ánimo.

puntos 5 | votos: 19
Trixie te amo (L) - Tu y yo siempre.
puntos -24 | votos: 36
Barney Stinson desmotiva. -
puntos -6 | votos: 40
Cataluña no es España. -
puntos 10 | votos: 10
Días tristes - en los que lo mejor que se puede hacer es cortarse las venas :(
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
¡Oh no, no más fap!
puntos 9 | votos: 15
Ellos de pequeños - no orinaban en la cama ni se comían los mocos. Sí, son superdotados.

puntos 9 | votos: 9
El otro día - me pegaron el instituto por decir que me gusta volver a clases. Lo
malo es que no tengo amigos y nadie me puede ayudar.
puntos 12 | votos: 12
Nyan cat ha evolucionado. -
puntos -33 | votos: 41
Odio - como canta Freddie Mecury. Ah no, cantaba...
puntos -22 | votos: 44
Desmotiva - que España ganase el mundial haciendo trampas.
puntos -10 | votos: 18
No existen palabras - para definir a este diosa.

puntos 31 | votos: 37
Laura y bash - están sentados bajo un árbol besándose.
Primero se enamoran,
luego se besan
y nueve meses después empujan un carrito de bebé.




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